spider-folks

Back at the ETG thread Reyweld and I have been making our way though the saga of Spider-Man and we've lost a few good spider-people along the way.

We've discovered that each time a spider-man dies we enter a new, nearly identical timeline. Except, of course timelines aren't all identical, each spider-person has a special quality or backstory that makes them unique from all other spider-folk.

Chances are we're going to go though a lot more timelines so we need to know more about the background of each spider-person, and I thought, "Yeah, hawkspace would know this."

Here are the spider-men we've seen so far:

Spider-Man I: Loves toast
Spider-Man II: Very critical about punctuation
Spider-Man III: Recurring nightmare about being trampled to death by a heavyset bald man
Spider-Man IV-VI: Same as Spider-Man III, but it was more of a fantasy than a nightmare.
Spider-Man VII: Secret juggler
Spider-Man VIII: Was always too shy to go out on the dance floor.
Spider-Man IX: Was born with a small, hairless tail.
Spider-Man X: THE BEST SPIDER-MAN, FRIENDS WITH ALL
Spider-Man XI: Just a total dunce. who cares.
Spider-Man XII: Really into scrapbooking. Would take photos of enemies while fighting to give them something to remember him by.
Spider-Man XIII: The Warhammer Spiderman, very detail oriented and loves to paint figurines.
Spider-Man XIV: very into magnets, fridge and otherwise
Spider-Man XV: Hoarder Spider-man
Spider-Man XVI: Has never experienced human emotions
Spider-Man XVII: Lives life like they're in a sitcom
Spider-Man XVIII: Spider
Spider-Man XIX: ?????
Spider-Man XX: ?????
Spider-Man XXI: Afraid of webs
Spiderman XXII: Sk8r Boy



What other spider-men are out there? Just let me know which spider-man you have the deets on and what makes them unique. I'll do my best to let their unique background shine on our play through.

Spiderfolks, spiderfolks, has lots of funny spider jokes

Quickly severed mortal ties, spiderfolks dropping like flies

Look out, here come the spiderfolks

I ended up humming that most of the way home!

Spiderman XVII: Lives life like they're in a sitcom

Spiderman: XXI: Afraid of webs

Spiderman XXII: Sk8r Boy

Spiderman 23 - Architecture Fan
Spiderman 24 - Pacifist (No violence or "Webbing")
Spiderman 25 - Wild West Spider-man (with Cowboy Boots)
Spiderman 26 - Knows the Spider-Jitsu
Spiderman 27 - Spider-Cop (has forgotten that spider cop is just a character he does with yuri sometimes)
Spiderman 28 - Old-Man
Spiderman 29 - Business-Man
Spiderman 30 - Spider-Chan (Fan of Jackie Chan)

Spider-man XXXI: Roman Mathematician
Spider-man XXXII: Sliderman (quit photography to flip burgs, but then JJ bought the restaurant because he’s like that)
Spider-man XXXIII: Widowmaker here (spidey-sense allows him to play video games at a professional level)

Spider-man XXX4: Actually just two smaller Peter Parkers stacked on top of each other.
Spider-man XXX5: Actually 20,735 spiders wearing a very convincing Spider-man disguise.
Spider-man XXX6: Believes that he's secretly the henchman of whichever villain he's seen last.
Spider-man XXX7: Believes that he actually is whichever villain he's seen last and that the real villain is just an impostor.
Spider-man XXX8: Tobey Maguire.

Spider-man 29: Terrible nerd boy who knows all the Real Spider-man lore and is frustrated with everything that has happened so far for not adhering to canon.

Spiderman 29 - Business-Man

Spider-man 29: Terrible nerd boy who knows all the Real Spider-man lore and is frustrated with everything that has happened so far for not adhering to canon.

It is important to note these are not mutually exclusive.

Spider-man XXXIII: Widowmaker here (spidey-sense allows him to play video games at a professional level)

FINALLY I have an ETG cannon reason to show off my true skills. Playing this "bad at videogames" character on the show is just so tiring!

Spider-man XXX8: Tobey Maguire.

I am so excited to murder spider-men to get to the real Tobey.

Spider-man 32: Secretly dreams of retiring to a quiet island somewhere, somewhere nice and cold. Where he can sit and watch the seagulls.
Spider-man 34: Eats nothing but bread for breakfast, eats nothing but almonds for lunch, eats nothing but corn for dinner.
Spider-man 39: Strange coincidences occurring all throughout his life will lead a journalist to publish a lengthy investigation of whether he has connections to a shady doomsday cult. However, they really are all coincidences.

Spider-man 40: Curious about whether early childhood interventions work.

Spider Man ⅩⅨ: Was actually a spider bitten by a radioactive man, but it turns out superhero origin stories follow the commutative property.