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What kind of socks do you need to plant cabbage? Garden hose!

What's the difference between cabbage and snot? Kids dont eat cabbage!

What do you call a cabbage that's in love? Head over heels.

What do you tell a cabbage that's down in the dumps? Hold your head up high.

How does a farmer mend his pants? With Cabbage patches.

What does cabbage say at the salad bar? Lettuce pray.

What do you call a cabbage with a body? Head and shoulders above the rest.

Why did the grocery store sell green and purple cabbage? Cause two heads are better than one.

What do you call a man who gives a cabbage a job? a Head hunter.

This cabbage is so fresh it has an aunty and uncle in Bel-Air.

wow lookin down this list of cabbage jokes and most of them turn dark re a l fa s t

So what you're saying is, you should quit while you're a head?

So what you're saying is, you should quit while you're a head?

hey thats my job!!!

That's a lot of cabbage jokes

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