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we should brag about our new tcp's rockin' pants- this is the perfect opportunity to talk to a new god! marzu's next on the list so i say we skip marzu and go straight to rein to tell them all about our very good pantsed cat

Maybe let's not brag. Let's keep Internet-type cool until we're confident that they're cool to be bragged about. But we can still try to talk to them or wait for them to talk to us.

Teach the cat that this is a christian server, so no swearing ok?

Let's not give them possibly wrong ideas of what the world is. We probably still teach them politeness without the server thing.

Message Rein: Hey buckaroo, welcome to the party.

As a deity of justice we should create our own list of commandments, #34 being "no cussing"

#34 being "no cussing"

I don't think that number means what you think it means.

#34 being "no cussing"

I don't think that number means what you think it means.

I don't think you read the previous context of the thread or applied it to my post.

#34 being "no cussing"

I don't think that number means what you think it means.

I don't think you read the previous context of the thread or applied it to my post.

I did.

@Macaron: Give us those juicy prize deets, I think we're hungry for any edge in this game considering we were straight up ready to blow a hole through the meta by stabbing Wax or whatever.

@Macaron: Give us those juicy prize deets, I think we're hungry for any edge in this game considering we were straight up ready to blow a hole through the meta by stabbing Wax or whatever.

The Frog-Killing knife was for the TCPs to kill us if we became a danger to them. The meta-breaking plan was using Windy to rip a hole out of the session and overthrow the system for permitting players to be needlessly cruel to TCPs. I think you're getting the two mixed up.

create a nintendo power glove for internet cat

Ha ha that's just a joke we weren't going to stab wax we were going to stab ourselves. Please do not ban us wax.

Maybe you weren't, but I was. Fight me Wax, you fat stupid nerd, I know you're listening.

Hey guys if we keep this infighting going on we might do or say something we will regret!

Good point, let's save the infighting for the chat thread so it doesn't leak into any commands.

It would be beneficial if somebody with Vetos left could Veto some of this nonsense so that it doesn't leak into our chat with Macaron.

Can we veto discussion?

Stab, blow a hole through via metaphysics.

Potato, potata

Give Windy and Fennel: Bell Bottoms
Give: Jean Jackets
Give: 90s clothing catalog

Give Internet: Snarky T-Shirt
Give Internet: Skinny Jeans

CREATE: Open-air Exhibit on planet
CREATE: Display Pedestals
CREATE: SNES on display
CREATE: Voltaic Pile on display
CREATE: Water Lilies by Claude Monet on display
CREATE: Tarot Cards on display
CREATE: Hanafuda Cards on display
CREATE: The Christian Bible on display
CREATE: Toaster on display
CREATE: Phonograph on display
CREATE: Frog-Crimes Portrait on display
CREATE: Macaron Portrait on display
CREATE: Grind Portrait on display

CREATE: Loudspeakers quietly playing elevator music on exhibit
CREATE: Banner saying "Forum for the Curious Exhibit"
CREATE: Suggestion Box
GIVE Windy & Fennel: Exhibit Pamphlets
GIVE Internet: Self-Updating Exhibit Guidebook: What's There, How it Works, and How to Take Care of it.
TEACH Internet: Reading

Let the bad ideas crash into the face of the sun.

Any objections?

Yes: Creating a billion things all at once is AMONG THE BAD THINGS THAT MADE FERNANDO GO ROGUE

Vetoing everything about creating anything on display.

CREATE: Open-air Exhibit on planet
CREATE: Display Pedestals
CREATE: SNES on display
CREATE: Voltaic Pile on display
CREATE: Water Lilies by Claude Monet on display
CREATE: Tarot Cards on display
CREATE: Hanafuda Cards on display
CREATE: The Christian Bible on display
CREATE: Toaster on display
CREATE: Phonograph on display
CREATE: Frog-Crimes Portrait on display
CREATE: Macaron Portrait on display
CREATE: Grind Portrait on display

CREATE: Loudspeakers quietly playing elevator music on exhibit
CREATE: Banner saying "Forum for the Curious Exhibit"
CREATE: Suggestion Box
GIVE Windy & Fennel: Exhibit Pamphlets
GIVE Internet: Self-Updating Exhibit Guidebook: What's There, How it Works, and How to Take Care of it.
TEACH Internet: Reading

Any objections?

objections to all except Grind portrait. that man is picturesque.

Why would we want to give the tcps real world religious texts?
As this game is itself a training simulator for gods, I'm not sure those books are terribly relevant.

Vetoing all of the item creation save for the portraits and the Monet Water Lilies.

CREATE:Bible, Quran and Torah

I don't think this is the best deity to be using as a role model.

i had a brainstorm, y'all. who says we have to teach the cats things we already know. i say, let's teach internet: how best to treat your TCPs and what to do if one goes rogue, so it can tell us