RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-26-2017, 12:41 AM
it turns out if a banana peels itself in a forest, it doesn't make a sound
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-26-2017, 12:41 AM
it turns out if a banana peels itself in a forest, it doesn't make a sound
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-26-2017, 03:56 PM
it turns out if you place it on a turntable that little needle will scrape the peel off right before you flip it to the B-side.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-26-2017, 05:13 PM
it turns out you have to call a friend for help
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-26-2017, 11:46 PM
it turns out you have to poll the audience for ideas
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-26-2017, 11:50 PM
it turns out you're supposed to feel crushing hopelessness at your inability to best a goddamn fruit and malinger upon that fact for days on end
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-27-2017, 01:54 AM
it turns out that the only winning move is not to play
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-27-2017, 02:03 AM
it turns out you have to take the banana out for a fancy dinner, compliment the banana's peel, laugh at the banana's jokes, seduce the banana, and then take it back to your place- the peel comes right off~
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-27-2017, 02:16 AM
it turns out you're supposed to fold at the first sign of adversity, settle for eating an apple instead, and spend the rest of your life failing to convince yourself you'd prefer to eat apples anyway
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-27-2017, 02:21 AM
It turns out that's actually a carrot.
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-27-2017, 03:55 AM
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-27-2017, 04:11 AM
It turns out you can pay royalties with with bananas.
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-27-2017, 07:25 AM
it turns out good advice transcends copyright law
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-27-2017, 07:39 AM
it turns out you're supposed to use a specialised gadget, designed by a focus group to create a product whose novelty instils in it greater value than its utility, its constituent resources mined and the final product manufactured for a fraction of the retail price, and consider this series of transactions a morally neutral act
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-27-2017, 07:53 PM
it turns out you fold it like a hot dog bun
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-27-2017, 08:48 PM
it turns out alright in the end- I foretell this
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-28-2017, 12:35 AM
it turns out that banananananana
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-28-2017, 12:39 AM
it turns out that you needed to pay more attention in the Advanced Banana Peeling Theory class
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-28-2017, 07:04 PM
it turns out, bananas are just really unappetizing to dogs!
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-28-2017, 10:08 PM
It turns out. Then you eat it.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
03-06-2017, 06:31 AM
it turns out oh no, i've been peeing banana peels wrong somehow
hahaha i wasted my time on all of you for 8 years.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
03-06-2017, 06:34 AM
It turns out you rub two of them together and start a fire.
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
03-06-2017, 09:00 AM
It turns out you rub two of them together to call a cricket dame to open it for you.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
03-06-2017, 01:36 PM
It turns out you can use the back of a cricket bat
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
03-06-2017, 04:02 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-06-2017, 04:54 PM by ICan'tGiveCredit.)
It turns out you have to PM schazer to unlock the banana. Usually the banana thread is locked, but since this is for experimental purposes and you're not planning on actually eating the damn thi- oh wait you are? You sick bastard.
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