you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time

it turns out you can lick the peel and it will dissolve like cotton candy

it turns out bananas are an endangered species and you're going to jail now

it turns out if you don't cut the banana into pieces and mail a piece to three other people, you will never be happy again!

it turns out that you have to throw it up in the air and shoot it with a gun

it turns out you're supposed to get two bananas and get the stronger banana to peel the weaker one

it turns out that [please complete this survey to keep reading]

it turns out the driveway and onto the garden path

it turns out 150 WEIRD TRICKS TO IMPROVE YOUR BANANA PEELING EXPERIENCE

YOU WON'T BELIEVE NUMBER 38

It turns out bananas speak a foreign language and you're supposed to hire a professional banana-whisperer to commune with the banana and peel it.

Yeah, I can't say I believe that one.

it turns out

it turns out the peel was there for your protection

it turns out the peel you've been peeling was a decoy all along

it turns out you should heat the banana and let the difference in thermal expansion separate the peel

it turns out you should just outsource the peeling to a monkey

it turns inside out.

It turns out there's a recaptcha you have to fill out so the banana knows you're not a robot.

It turns undead.

It turns out you must build an arcane capacitor to harness all the raw energy the banana will release upon destruction of the barrier.

It turns out you cannot PEEL WHAT CANNOT EXIST, IA IA, THIS BANANA SHALL SUFFER!!

it turns out you should use a power drill to drill both ends

it turns out that bananas make good pets, so why are you eating them, you monster

it turns out you glue on googly eyes to make it friendlier

it turns out bananas scream, but it's too high pitched to hear.

it turns out if you peel slowly, you'll see a flesh texture beneath the yellow sticker layer

it turns out you're supposed to bury them in the ground for several months until they ferment, and then eat them