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08-06-2012, 09:32 PM
Clifton grins and half-crouches. "Alright, I'll finish off the lady! One of you guys get the bug, the rest of you guys take out that... really dumb thing."
He points. "RIFF! FURY CUTTER ON THE GREEN-HAIRED LADY!"
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08-06-2012, 09:32 PM
Alas, poor Sleipnir. We never knew thee.
Marc uses Frantic Research on the Vespiquen and pokedex on the durrrrrrrrp.
Sleim gets in range and keeps pounding at the dderpdaderpdum
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08-06-2012, 09:41 PM
"Nice, Gyps. Disable that bee's attack!"
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08-06-2012, 09:43 PM
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Hrothgar moves down three and uses Sweet Kiss on Honey.
Bastion moves forward two spaces.
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08-06-2012, 09:46 PM
Sturm withdraws Sleipnir and sends out Jormungandr just, like, wherever. Preferably someplace far away.
He'll also Pokedex that bee thing.
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08-06-2012, 10:44 PM
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Jesus fuck.
"Vera, baby, hang in there, if you can hear me, use Confusion on that Gastly in the back! Honey, two steps forward, and use confuse ray on the Ralts the closest to you! Oh, and you... Just do Rollout on /anything,/ would you?" (On Sleim, please)
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08-07-2012, 01:37 AM
"Gabbies! Scatter!"
Raphael steps back a meter north, considering her options, and scans the bug while she's at it.
- Gabby A moves four west.
- Gabby B moves three south and two west.
- Gabby C moves five west.
- Gabby D moves two south and three west, and uses Confusion on the hurfadurf.
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08-07-2012, 03:12 AM
Raphael is too busy scanning the green lady to scan the hurfadurf.
Marc used Frantic Research.
1d20+4=19
Vespiquen is Level 18.
He also identifies the Pokemon to the East as a Bibarel, and currenly having 26 HP.
Sturm starts to Pokedex the Vespiquen. 2 turns etc. He also does some Pokereplacement.
Pokedymangs
Vera is Cursed! She takes 7 damage!
She's also sleeping.
1d20=10
And continues to do so.
Gastly licked Vera!
Damage: (1d6+3+4+4-10)*2=14
It's super effective!
Honey used Confuse Ray on Gabby C! Gabby is unaffected, but Hrothgar and Clifton are caught in the crossfire!
Hrothgar became confused!
Clifton is disoriented -- He won't be able to move or make a trainer action next turn.
Riff used Fury Cutter!
AC5: 1d20=19
Damage: (1d4+10+4-8)*2=18
Vera took 18 damage!
Gyps used Disable on Honey!
AC2: 1d20=20
A CRITICAL DISABLE HONEY CAN USE NO MOVES EVER AGA
She became unable to use Power Gem!
Bibarel used Rollout against Sleim!
Damage: 1d10+4+11-7=16
Sleim took 16 damage!
Gabby D couldn't move to its destination, so it went another space west.
She still used Confusion.
AC3: 2d8+9+4-8=15
Bibarel took 15 damage!
Slime used facepunch
AC3: 1d20=17
Damage: 2d6+8-8=9
9 facepunch damage.
Hrothgar is confused!
1d20=1
He hurt himself in his confusion for 4 damage!
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Marc: 55/55
Clifton: 42/60 - Snafu
Bastion: 37/65
Tori: 45/50
Sturm: 85/85
Raphael: 40/40
Sleim the Grimer: 22/38
Riff the Kricketune: 48/48
Hrothgar the Igglybuff: 42/46 - Confused
Gyps the Gastly: 21/21
Sleipnir the Ponyta: -1/35 - Fainted - Withdrawn
Jormungandr the Feebas: 22/22
Gabby the Ralts: 30/30
Gastly: Injured
Dimension Admin Grace: Healthy
Mook: Healthy
Vera the Green Lady: Weak +1 Attack Stage -1 Special Attack Stage - Cursed - Asleep
Honey the Vespiquen: Weak +1 Defense Stage -2 Attack Stages
Bibarel: Weak -1 Accuracy
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08-07-2012, 03:15 AM
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Bastion scans Durp Sr. and then moves forward BEATS ON THE BEE.
"HROTHGAR, WE SHALL DEFEAT THIS CREATURE TOGETHEEEEEER!!!"
HROTHGAR USES POUND.
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08-07-2012, 03:21 AM
Clifton clutches his head and groans. "Fuck, just, ugh, fury cutter again, I guess."
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08-07-2012, 03:27 AM
"Good girl," Tori approves, as she recalls the Gastly. She sends out Natalie right in Grace's face, scans the derpy motherfucker, and shuffles on closer to the unconscious feller.
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08-07-2012, 03:46 AM
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Oh good Vera didn't faint yet.
Marc pokedexes the creepily human-like pokemon, then takes a picture of the duuuurf.
Sleim Pounds the Bibarel yet again.
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08-07-2012, 03:46 AM
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Sturm sniffs, cracks his neck, completely ignores the Vespiquen and Team Dimension Grunt, and just bull rushes the red-haired lady while swinging his sword and axe and bellowing at the top of his lungs.
Jormungandr can fucking watch.
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08-07-2012, 06:09 AM
Fine NOW hurfadurf scan, Raphael do.
Gabby A moves 1 east, 1 south!
Gabby B moves 1 north, 1 west!
Gabby C moves 1 west, 3 south!
Gabby D moves 3 north, 1 west, and uses Confusion on the hurfadurf!
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08-07-2012, 08:30 PM
Well, Vera does the same as before if she decides to wake up, Confusion on Gyps. Honey uses Gust on Sturm because that's a funny joke. Bibsy just keeps the Rollout chain going, go bully Gyps a bit.
Grace herself tries to "kite," as they say in the ungraceful world of MMOs, Sturm into following her around until she reaches Hrothgar for a good ol'fashioned stabbing. She will probably tell the mook to take a hit for her while she fucks up this Igglybitch.
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08-07-2012, 09:57 PM
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Okay so uh everybody scanned their things and um um okay the Gardevoir had 53 HP, the Vespiquen 39, and the Bibarel 41.
Bastion, Raphael, and Tori scan the Bibarel, and Marc scans the Gardevoir to find out it currently has 6 HP.
Bastion used PUNCH IN THE FACE.
AC7: 1d20=20!
Critical Damage: (1d6+4+3-15)*2=2
yayyyyy
Gyps was recalled in favor of Natalie!
Tori inches closer to the felled fellow on the pillar and she hears him whispering something.
...it sounds like he's talking to himself about strategy for Voltorb Flip?
Sturm charges raaaaaargh
AC5: 1d20=10
Damage: 1d8+4+4+4=17
Grace took 17 Viking Weaponry type damage.
The mook was, uh, unable to take the hit. He was too far away you see and the viking is scary and
Still, Grace goes over to stab a puffball.
AC6: 1d20=13
Damage: 1d10+15+5-5=23
Hrothgar took 23 Motherfucking Knife damage.
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First up is Vera! Who is still asleep!
DC14: 1d20=9
Stiiill asleep.
Also notable is the curse. Vera loses 6 health!
Vera fainted from the Curse!
Gastly used Mean Look on Honey!
Honey can't escape or be swapped out!
Honey used Gust!
AC2: 1d20=20
Critical damage: 2d12+12+6+11=39
Sturm took 39 damage!
Riff no longer has a target!
Bibarel just goes after the grimer again, what with Gyps not being there no more.
AC5: 1d20=8
Damage: 2d10+8+11-7=17
Sleim took 17 damage!
Gabby D used Confusion!
AC3: 1d20=1
But he missed!
Sleim made a repeat performance!
AC3: 1d20=18
Damage: 2d6+8-8=12
Bibarel fainted!
Hrothgar is confused!
1d20=10
He hurt himself in his confusion for 4 damage!
Hrothgar gained 3096 EXP
Jormungandr, Riff, Gabby, and Sleim gained 2580 EXP
Natalie and Gyps gained 1290 EXP.
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Marc: 55/55
Clifton: 42/60
Bastion: 37/65
Tori: 45/50
Sturm: 46/85
Raphael: 40/40
Sleim the Grimer: 5/38
Riff the Kricketune: 48/48
Hrothgar the Igglybuff: 15/46 - Confused
Gyps the Gastly: 21/21 - Withdrawn
Natalie the Murkrow: 36/36
Sleipnir the Ponyta: -1/35 - Fainted - Withdrawn
Jormungandr the Feebas: 22/22
Gabby the Ralts: 30/30
Gastly: Injured
Dimension Admin Grace: Injured
Mook: Healthy
Vera the Gardevoir: Fainted
Honey the Vespiquen: Weak +1 Defense Stage -2 Attack Stages
Bibarel: Fainted
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08-07-2012, 10:01 PM
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Bastion switches Hrothgar for Groop and moves one space right.
He also scans the Queen Bee.
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SpoilerHrothgar
Old Stats Wrote:HP: 9 + 2 = 11
ATK: 5 + 3 = 8
DEF: 2 + 3 = 5
SATK: 2 + 1 = 3
SDEF: 2 + 2 = 4
SPD: 2 + 2 = 4 +SPD, +DEF, +HP
New Stats Wrote:HP: 9 + 3 = 12
ATK: 5 + 3 = 8
DEF: 2 + 4 = 6
SATK: 2 + 1 = 3
SDEF: 2 + 2 = 4
SPD: 2 + 3 = 5
Hrothgar also learned COPYCAT.
Name: Copycat
Type: Normal
Damage: N/A
Frequency: Center
Accuracy: N/A
Range: Ranged (15)
Effect: 1 Target
Use the Move the target has used on their last turn. You may choose new targets for the Move. Copycat cannot miss.
Cool - None - Attention Grabber
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08-07-2012, 10:05 PM
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"Alright, good job, Riff. Now, um... use that move the pokedex says you just learned on the mean lady!" He points at Grace, who is within seven spaces of Riff so leech it up man
Also, Clifton scans Vespiquen.
Riff gained three fucking levels wow
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SpoilerNEW STATS: Point to HP, point to Attack, point to Speed.
Level: 15
Total XP: 5490
HP: 10 + 3 = 13
ATK: 9 + 2 = 11
DEF: 5 + 2 = 7
SATK: 4 + 2 = 6
SDEF: 5 + 2 = 7
SPD: 7 + 3 = 10
Max HP: 54
Evasion Bonus
ATK and SATK: 1 (SPD/10 rounded down)
Riff learned LEECH LIFE!
Type: Bug
Damage: 1d12
Frequency: EOT
Accuracy: 2
Range: Melee
Effect: After the target takes damage, the user regains HP equal to one half the damage dealt.
Smart, 1d4, Good Show! (+3d4 to appeal roll if any voltage was raised during both of the last two turns)
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08-07-2012, 10:09 PM
Natalie levelled up! Point to speed.
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SpoilerLevel: 13
Total XP: 3911
Stats: (SPD, ATK, SATK, HP, DEF+SDEF)
HP: 6 + 2 = 8
ATK: 9 + 2 = 11
DEF: 4 + 3 = 7
SATK: 7 + 2 = 9
SDEF: 4 + 1 = 5
SPD: 11 + 2 = 13
Max HP: 37
Evasion Bonuses
ATK: 1
SATK: 1
BOTH: 1
Gyps levelled up twice! Points in SDEF and HP.
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SpoilerLevel: 12
Total XP: 2369
Stats
HP: 3 + 2 = 5
ATK: 4 + 2 = 6
DEF: 3 + 1 = 4
SATK: 12 + 1 = 13
SDEF: 4 + 2 = 6
SPD: 6 + 3 = 9
Max HP: 27
"Uuuuuugh."
Tori just kinda shoves the guy roughly, completely unaware he's trying to shield his mind from psychic intrusion. Riff is standing right next to Tori, so she scans her while her heinous Oak-gadget has nothing else to do.
"Natalie, peck at that bug!"
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08-07-2012, 10:32 PM
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Sturm decks that grunt over there in the face.
JORMUNGANDR HAS LEARNED THE WAYS OF THE WARRIOR
SHE LEVELS UP SIX TIMES IN A BLAZE OF FIGHTING SPIRIT
No one actually notices though 'cause they're all looking the other way
Six points to fightin' stats
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Level: 13
Exp: 3144
Stats
HP: 3+3=6
ATK: 2+3=5
DEF: 2+3=5
SATK: 1+0=1
SDEF: 6+1=7
SPD: 6+1=8
HP: 31/31
Evasion Bonuses
ATK: 1
SATK: 1
BOTH: 0
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08-07-2012, 11:19 PM
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Raphael wibbles a bit as the battle continues, feeling more than a little useless. She takes the time to scan the honey bug!
-Gabby A moves 5 south!
-Gabby B moves 2 west and 3 south!
-Gabby C moves 1 west and 4 south, and uses Confusion on the honeybug!
-Gabby D moves 1 east and 1 south, and comfort pats Jormungandr on the head.
also level ups woo (+1 SDEF, +1 SATK, +1 SPD)
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3740+2580=6320
Stats
HP: 3 + 3 = 6
ATK: 1 + 0 = 1
DEF: 3 + 2 = 5
SATK: 7 + 3 = 10
SDEF: 4 + 3 = 7
SPD: 4 + 4 = 8
Base Relation: SATK > SDEF = SPD > HP = DEF > ATK
NEW MAX HP: Max HP: 6*3+16 = 34
Evasion Bonuses
ATK: +1 (DEF/5 rounded down)
SATK: +1 (SDEF/5 rounded down)
BOTH: +0 (SPD/10 rounded down)
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08-07-2012, 11:31 PM
"Okay good job Sleim, uh I guess you can just pound the Vespiquen." (Sleim moves left, down-left, and does so.)
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SpoilerSleim also appreciates the influx of exp.
Lv: 14
HP: 8+2=10 (+1 = 11)
ATK: 6+2=8 (+1 = 9)
DEF: 5+2=7
SATK: 4+1=5
SDEF: 7+2=9 (+1 = 10)
SPD: 3+1=4
Max HP: 47
Evasion Bonuses
ATK: 1
SATK: 2
BOTH: 0
Sleim learned Disable!
Name: Disable
Type: Normal
Damage: N/A
Frequency: EOT
Accuracy: 2
Range: Ranged (10), 1 target
Effect: Name a Move. For the remainder of the encounter, the target may not use that Move; the Move is considered Disabled. A target may not have more then 1 Move Disabled, if a new move is Disabled, the last Disabled Move is no longer Disabled.
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08-08-2012, 02:46 AM
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ALL THAT THERE SCANNING HAPPENS.
Bastion recalls Hrothgar and sends out Groop.
Tori lightly shoves the man, and he jostles awake.
"Eh, wha? Oh! Oh, sorry, I was distracted. I'm Wisp. Gym Leader. Need my help with this?"
Sturm puts away his weapons for a moment to deliver a nice good "Knuckle Sandwich" as the ancient Minnesotan warriors called it.
AC5: 1d20=6
Damage: 1d6+4+4+4=18
Bang! Pow! Right in the kisser!
Grace grumbles about her Pokemon somewhat and recalls Vera.
"Alright, Villa, you do something about this mess!"
She throws another Pokeball out, and releases some kind of Mushroom pokemon.
The Mook does similar, recalling his Bibarel and sending out, er, another Bibarel.
POKEMONS
Natalie pecked the hell out of that bee!
AC5:1d20=5
Damage: (1d12+6+11-15)*2=14
Honey fainted!
BATTLE CO- oh wait yeah.
So, uh, Riff still proceeds with the Leech Life plan.
AC2: 1d20=19
- - but Villa got in the way!
Damage: 1d12+6+11-16=5
Villa took 5 damage! Riff would have healed 3, were she not at full health.
Bibarel used Defense Curl! Its defense rose!
Villa used Stun Spore!
AC11: 1d20=13
Riff and Sleim were paralyzed!
DC16: 1d20=9
Bastion was also paralyzed!
Gabby's target is no longer there! He targets Villa instead.
AC4: 1d20=3
But missed!
Sleim is Paralyzed!
DC6: 1d20=11
He used Pound on *roll* Bibarel!
Damage: 2d6+9-12=4
Bibarel took 6 damage!
Hrothgar and Groop gained 864 EXP
Jormungandr, Riff, Gabby, and Sleim gained 1440 EXP
Natalie and Gyps gained 720 EXP.
Yep, it's Stats
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Marc: 55/55
Clifton: 42/60
Bastion: 37/65
Tori: 45/50
Sturm: 46/85
Raphael: 40/40
Sleim the Grimer: 5/38
Riff the Kricketune: 54/54
Hrothgar the Igglybuff: 15/46 - Confused - Withdrawn
Groop the Grimer: 30/40
Gyps the Gastly: 21/21 - Withdrawn
Natalie the Murkrow: 36/36
Sleipnir the Ponyta: -1/35 - Fainted - Withdrawn
Jormungandr the Feebas: 22/22
Gabby the Ralts: 30/30
Gastly: Injured
Gym Leader Wisp: Wounded
Dimension Admin Grace: Injured
Mook: Injured
Vera the Gardevoir: Fainted
Honey the Vespiquen: Fainted
Villa the Mushroom: Scratched
Bibarel 1: Fainted
Bibarel 2: Scratched +1 Defense
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08-08-2012, 02:49 AM
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Bastion scans the new flower lady and ATTEMPTS TO BREAK OUT OF THIS PARALYZATION IN A MONSTROUS ROAR TO DESTROY THIS PLANT THING.
Groop meanwhile, uses POUND on Hurp Durp Sr. The Second after moving three right.
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SpoilerHROTHGAR
Old Stats Wrote:HP: 9 + 3 = 12
ATK: 5 + 3 = 8
DEF: 2 + 4 = 6
SATK: 2 + 1 = 3
SDEF: 2 + 2 = 4
SPD: 2 + 3 = 5 +ATK, +SDEF
New Stats Wrote:HP: 9 + 3 = 12
ATK: 5 + 4 = 9
DEF: 2 + 4 = 6
SATK: 2 + 1 = 3
SDEF: 2 + 3 = 5
SPD: 2 + 3 = 5
GROOP
Old Stats Wrote:HP: 8 + 2 = 10
ATK: 10 + 1 = 11
DEF: 5 + 2 = 7
SATK: 4 + 2 = 6
SDEF: 3 + 1 = 4
SPD: 3 + 1 = 4 +ATK, +DEF
New Stats Wrote:HP: 8 + 2 = 10
ATK: 10 + 2 = 12
DEF: 5 + 2 = 7
SATK: 4 + 2 = 6
SDEF: 3 + 2 = 5
SPD: 3 + 1 = 4 Groop also LEARNED DISABLE
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08-08-2012, 03:18 AM
"Wha-? Wait, hang on, fuck-"
Tori is apparently unable to hold two trains of thought, and has her immediate attention captured by Bastion in the midst of a group of murder monsters.
"Shit. Natalie, Peck on that bitch by Bastion!"
Natalie levelled up! Point to ATK.
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SpoilerLevel: 14
Total XP: 4631
Stats: (SPD, ATK, SATK, HP, DEF+SDEF)
HP: 6 + 2 = 8
ATK: 9 + 3 = 12
DEF: 4 + 3 = 7
SATK: 7 + 2 = 9
SDEF: 4 + 1 = 5
SPD: 11 + 2 = 13
Max HP: 38
Gyps levelled up! Point to SPD.
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SpoilerLevel: 13
Total XP: 3089
Stats
HP: 3 + 2 = 5
ATK: 4 + 2 = 6
DEF: 3 + 1 = 4
SATK: 12 + 1 = 13
SDEF: 4 + 2 = 6
SPD: 6 + 4 = 10
Max HP: 24
Evasion Bonuses
ATK: 0
SATK: 1
BOTH: 0
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