Post making contest: easier mode

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racecar

hahahahahahahaha

Sometimes you have an idea for a silly ruleset

and you know nobody else will get the reference behind it

but you do it anyways.

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy

racecar

This post passes no rules.

hahahahahahahaha

This post passes no rules.

Sometimes you have an idea for a silly ruleset

This post passes no rules.

and you know nobody else will get the reference behind it

This post passes no rules.

but you do it anyways.

This post passes no rules.

Deadly DRODs of Death

Deadly DRODs of Death

Passes no rules but is a very good guess.

If I was gonna make an outright guess then I'd have gone Advance Wars.

If I was gonna make an outright guess then I'd have gone Advance Wars.

Passes no rules, cool guess though.

Hint: if you have a guess, consider looking for ways in which it relates to the number five.

Five different ways to count the bees: up-down / left-right, alphabeetically, by largest stripe in nanometers, randomly, and Special Skill Bee Detection.

Five different ways to count the bees: up-down / left-right, alphabeetically, by largest stripe in nanometers, randomly, and Special Skill Bee Detection.

Passes no rules! Close to the spirit of 4, but not quite there.

It would be sensible to try to figure out the rules, so let's just try random things instead.

This is the color blue.

Rats live on no evil star.

g0m

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And now Malky with the

It would be sensible to try to figure out the rules, so let's just try random things instead.

This is the color blue.

Rats live on no evil star.

g0m

• Five
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  • e
  • v
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• 5

And now Malky with the

This is a great post that passes no rules.

and now weather with the malky

and now weather with the malky

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Why did you come here?

You've survived a grueling four-day carriage ride to the edge of a filthy swamp, just to wait another three hours for a barge to take you to the marginally-less-filthy barracks that you'll be living in for the next six months.

And it's not as if you'll really be able to rest in those barracks. Thankfully, as a new recruit, you won't see combat duty unless there's an emergency. But you'll still be living in a warzone, and a warzone filled with ferocious swamp-beasts at that.

The smell alone gives you plenty of cause for regret. You thought all the stories were exaggerating the stench, but if anything, they were understating its potency.

You consider telling the carriage driver to take you back. Indeed, he looks like he's expecting you to ask him at any minute. He's made it quite clear that he doesn't think you have what it takes to last here, and frankly, you have to admit he has a point.

But you also know that you can't turn back. You came here for a reason, after all.

Why have you come to this swamp?

to kill the ogre

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Passes no rules.

Why did you come here?

You've survived a grueling four-day carriage ride to the edge of a filthy swamp, just to wait another three hours for a barge to take you to the marginally-less-filthy barracks that you'll be living in for the next six months.

And it's not as if you'll really be able to rest in those barracks. Thankfully, as a new recruit, you won't see combat duty unless there's an emergency. But you'll still be living in a warzone, and a warzone filled with ferocious swamp-beasts at that.

The smell alone gives you plenty of cause for regret. You thought all the stories were exaggerating the stench, but if anything, they were understating its potency.

You consider telling the carriage driver to take you back. Indeed, he looks like he's expecting you to ask him at any minute. He's made it quite clear that he doesn't think you have what it takes to last here, and frankly, you have to admit he has a point.

But you also know that you can't turn back. You came here for a reason, after all.

Why have you come to this swamp?

Passes rule 2.

to kill the ogre

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