Post making contest: easier mode

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I am at work right now and writing a post!!!! :O :O :o :O

This post passes rule B


This post passes no rules

Passes rule C

There once was pirate named Gold Roger, who was the King of the Pirates.
He had fame, power and wealth beyond your wildest dreams.
Before they hung him from the gallows, these were the final words he said.
"My fortune yours for the taking, but you'll have to find it first. I left everything I own in One Piece.
Ever since, pirates from all over the world set set sail for the grand line searching for One Piece, the tresure that will make their dreams come true."

YO-ya-yo, ya-yo

Dreamin', don't give it up Luffy
Dreamin', don't give it up Zolo
Dreamin', don't give it up Nami
Dreamin', don't give it give it up give it up give it up give it up give it NO!

Here's how the story goes we find out
About a Treasure in the Grand Line
Theres no doubt, The pirate who's eye on it
He'll sing I'll be King of the Pirates
I'm gonna be king

Ya-yo, ya-yo ya-yo, ho-ho

His name is Luffy
That's Monkey D. Luffy
Gonna be king of the pirates!
He's made of rubber - (female singers) how did that happen?
Yo-ho-ho he took a bite of Gum Gum

Ya-yo, ya-yo

His name's Zolo he's just like a samurai
and a l-a-d-y Nami's not shy
Usopps' doin' that marksman thing
Sanji's cookin'
Chopper's doctoring

Ya-yo, ya-yo, yao-yo, hoo-hoo

Set sail for One Piece, it's the name of the treasure in the Grand Line!

Ya-yo, ya-yo

Set sail for One Piece!

There once was pirate named Gold Roger, who was the King of the Pirates.
He had fame, power and wealth beyond your wildest dreams.
Before they hung him from the gallows, these were the final words he said.
"My fortune yours for the taking, but you'll have to find it first. I left everything I own in One Piece.
Ever since, pirates from all over the world set set sail for the grand line searching for One Piece, the tresure that will make their dreams come true."

YO-ya-yo, ya-yo

Dreamin', don't give it up Luffy
Dreamin', don't give it up Zolo
Dreamin', don't give it up Nami
Dreamin', don't give it give it up give it up give it up give it up give it NO!

Here's how the story goes we find out
About a Treasure in the Grand Line
Theres no doubt, The pirate who's eye on it
He'll sing I'll be King of the Pirates
I'm gonna be king

Ya-yo, ya-yo ya-yo, ho-ho

His name is Luffy
That's Monkey D. Luffy
Gonna be king of the pirates!
He's made of rubber - (female singers) how did that happen?
Yo-ho-ho he took a bite of Gum Gum

Ya-yo, ya-yo

His name's Zolo he's just like a samurai
and a l-a-d-y Nami's not shy
Usopps' doin' that marksman thing
Sanji's cookin'
Chopper's doctoring

Ya-yo, ya-yo, yao-yo, hoo-hoo

Set sail for One Piece, it's the name of the treasure in the Grand Line!

Ya-yo, ya-yo

Set sail for One Piece!

This post passes rules 1 and 4.

I ate the post-post fruit and now I can make posts.

Passes rules 3 and 4.

hehehe

You could make an argument that this passes 1? It definitely doesn't pass anything else though.

hehehe

I'm still just as conflicted about rule 1 but this time it passes rule 3.

Does this post pass a rule, Ix?

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Does this post pass a rule, Ix?

Nope sorry.


I made a decision that it definitely doesn't pass 1 and doesn't pass any other rules either.

hohoho

hohoho

Passes no rules

arrrrrrrr!

Passes rule 1

avast!

avast!

avast!

Passes no rules

avast!

Passes rules 3, 5 and C

Passes rule C

avast!

Passes rule C

avast!

Passes rule C

avast!

arrrrrrrr!

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