Post making contest: easier mode

My word Indie; a small, metal, BEAD.

Hint post? Oh, it's easier mode.

I asked sbnkalny for advice on Rule 3:

How do we pass ix's rules? i think i figured something important about mary's dialogue so it reflects the world i don't believe you.

Thanks, sbnkalny, I have an idea now.

Passes rule 5.

Thiſ iſ clearly what ſbnkalny meant.

Passes rules 2 and 5.

Reyweld - Today at 6:56 PM
And how do we pass rule three? Say as much as you like.

sbnkalny - Today at 6:56 PM
Basically say as much about mermaid butts as homestuck is about acting like donkeys and shitting on desks for international middle schools.

Passes rule 5 (maybe 1 if i was feeling generous).

Kk thank you so much that it would cut you after you complete your monument first three z's off

Passes no rules.

Humming the Bassline (D.S. Remix) – Deavid Soul, original song by Hideki Naganuma
Aisle 10 (Hello Allison) – Scapegoat Wax **
The Answer (The Latch Brothers Remix) – Bran Van 3000 ***
Baby-T – Guitar Vader
Birthday Cake – Cibo Matto **
Bokfresh – Richard Jacques
Latch Brother Bounce – The Latch Brothers **
Fly Like a Butterfly – Hideki Naganuma
The Concept of Love - Hideki Naganuma
Funky Dealer – Hideki Naganuma
Shape Da Future – Hideki Naganuma
Statement of Intent – bis ***
Koto Stomp – The Latch Brothers **
Count Latchula – The Latch Brothers **
Let Mom Sleep (No Sleep Remix) – Richard Jacques, original song by Hideki Naganuma
I Love Love You (Love Love Super Dimension Mix) – Hideki Naganuma, original song by Guitar Vader
Rockin' The Mic (The Latch Brothers Remix) – The Prunes **
I'm Not A Model – Russell Simins **
Oldies but Happies – Hideki Naganuma
Me Likey the Poom Poom – The Latch Brothers **
Rock It On (D.S. Mix) – Deavid Soul, original song by Hideki Naganuma
The Scrappy (The Latch Bros Remix) – BS 2000 ***
Sneakman (Toronto Mix) – Toronto, original song by Hideki Naganuma
Ill Victory Beat – The Latch Brothers **
What About the Future – Richard Jacques
Teknopathetic – Hideki Naganuma
Like It Like This Like That – Hideki Naganuma
Sweet Soul Brother (B.B. Rights Mix) - B.B. Rights, original song by Hideki Naganuma
That's Enough (B.B. Rights Mix) – B.B. Rights, original song by Hideki Naganuma
Grace and Glory (B.B. M.H. Mix) – Richard Jacques, original song by Hideki Naganuma

Doesn't pass any rules! No wait hang on this can pass rule 5 i guess.

sbnkalny will show us the way:

I mean surely you know what else don't they need? or rather what do they need it to get up to 82 c xd that's a huge exaggeration

This post passes rule 5.

((IF THIIS IIIS NOT IVN THE SPVRVIT OF THE GAME, VII CAN DEAL WVIIITH ETERNAL SUFFERIXNG.))

Its a longstanding tradition that I can't judge anything contained in double brackets but if there was anything judgeable in this post it wouldn't pass anything.

DragonFogel - Today at 8:23 PM
sbnkalny, what is the appropriate way to pray to you for guidance in the Post Making Contest?
sbnkalny - Today at 8:23 PM
The appropriate spelling is more than anyone needs to get its share of issues, but in a later conversation has always been possible in a procedurally generated map with the defenders and offenders

This post passes rule 5.

the kieros post

This post passes rules 1 and 4.

My word Indie; a small, metal, BEAD.

This post passes no rules.

Hint post? Oh, it's easier mode.

This post passes no rules.

OKAY HERE'S A HINT: specifically here are the specific names of each of the rules.

1. Birthday Cake
2. Fly Like A Butterfly
3. The Concept of Love
4. Funky Dealer
5. Oldies but Happies

i believe in you all. please release us from this prison of bad rules.

DragonFogel - Today at 8:00 PM
sbnkalny, tell us about love.

sbnkalny - Today at 8:00 PM
Tell us about lubrication?

DragonFogel - Today at 8:00 PM
sbnkalny, tell us about love.

sbnkalny - Today at 8:00 PM
Tell us about lubrication?

Passes rules 2 and 5.

DragonFogel - Today at 8:00 PM
sbnkalny, tell us about love.

sbnkalny - Today at 8:00 PM
Tell us about lubrication?

Reyweld - Today at 10:04 PM
god dammit sbnkalny

sbnkalny - Today at 10:04 PM
>8c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18axbv2udb0

DragonFogel - Today at 8:23 PM
sbnkalny, I love the Post Making Contest.

sbnkalny - Today at 8:23 PM
I love the way you can just cobble together a bullshit collage for 3000 damage from overkill damage dealt to a single battery

sbnkalny - Today at 10:25 PM
Tilly dalmgynoid pick one: https://www.aywas.com/images/pets/alatus...rbread.png or https://www.aywas.com/images/pets/nexus/...dyroad.png or https://www.aywas.com/images/pets/corra/...eckled.png or https://www.aywas.com/images/pets/shisa/...wreath.png

DragonFogel - Today at 8:40 PM
sbnkalny, what is Rule 3?

sbnkalny - Today at 8:40 PM
You can make it pass rule 3? has more rooms than we do is suspect.

DragonFogel - Today at 8:00 PM
sbnkalny, tell us about love.

sbnkalny - Today at 8:00 PM
Tell us about lubrication?

Reyweld - Today at 10:04 PM
god dammit sbnkalny

sbnkalny - Today at 10:04 PM
>8c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18axbv2udb0

Passes rule 5 (and 1 sort of)

DragonFogel - Today at 8:23 PM
sbnkalny, I love the Post Making Contest.

sbnkalny - Today at 8:23 PM
I love the way you can just cobble together a bullshit collage for 3000 damage from overkill damage dealt to a single battery

Passes rule 5

sbnkalny - Today at 10:25 PM
Tilly dalmgynoid pick one: https://www.aywas.com/images/pets/alatus...rbread.png or https://www.aywas.com/images/pets/nexus/...dyroad.png or https://www.aywas.com/images/pets/corra/...eckled.png or https://www.aywas.com/images/pets/shisa/...wreath.png

Passes rule 5

DragonFogel - Today at 8:40 PM
sbnkalny, what is Rule 3?

sbnkalny - Today at 8:40 PM
You can make it pass rule 3? has more rooms than we do is suspect.

Passes rule 5

g0m

g0m

DragonFogel - Today at 9:38 PM
sbnkalny, what did you think of my fresh new take on a classic meme?

sbnkalny - Today at 9:38 PM
This is going to take on a nice carpet store story idea instead, so i just went "give money to buy one house let alone several

g0m

I didn't think this passed anything but hold up it passes rule 5.

g0m

DragonFogel - Today at 9:38 PM
sbnkalny, what did you think of my fresh new take on a classic meme?

sbnkalny - Today at 9:38 PM
This is going to take on a nice carpet store story idea instead, so i just went "give money to buy one house let alone several

Passes rules 2 and 5

plump

sumptuous

voluptuous

gravy curvy

do these words disturb you? Well, you may have a case of exploding head syndrome. call this number for a free case of dynamite to relieve any symptoms of anxiety.

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plump

sumptuous

voluptuous

gravy curvy

do these words disturb you? Well, you may have a case of exploding head syndrome. call this number for a free case of dynamite to relieve any symptoms of anxiety.

777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777

I tried typing it in and the number was no longer in use....

plump

sumptuous

voluptuous

gravy curvy

do these words disturb you? Well, you may have a case of exploding head syndrome. call this number for a free case of dynamite to relieve any symptoms of anxiety.

777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777

Passes rule 1.

plump

sumptuous

voluptuous

gravy curvy

do these words disturb you? Well, you may have a case of exploding head syndrome. call this number for a free case of dynamite to relieve any symptoms of anxiety.

777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777

I tried typing it in and the number was no longer in use....

Passes rules 1 and 2.

Passes no rules

1. Must contain a lie
2. Must repeat a word
3. Must understand, understand, understand, understand, understand, understand the concept of rules by saying what they are
4. Not sure but this process is definitely going to lead to a winning post
5. Must pass a previous rule five

Ixcaliber is real good at Binding of Isaac.

1. Must contain a lie
2. Must repeat a word
3. Must understand, understand, understand, understand, understand, understand the concept of rules by saying what they are
4. Not sure but this process is definitely going to lead to a winning post
5. Must pass a previous rule five

Ixcaliber is real good at Binding of Isaac.

This post passes rules 1, 2, 3 and 4. So dang close. God bless you Aks.

1. Must contain a lie
2. Must repeat a word
3. Must understand, understand, understand, understand, understand, understand the concept of rules by saying what they are
4. Not sure but this process is definitely going to lead to a winning post
5. Must pass a previous rule five

Ixcaliber is real good at Binding of Isaac.

Thiſ iſ clearly what ſbnkalny meant.

1. Must Contain A Lie
2. Must Repeat A Word
3. Must Understand, Understand, Understand, Understand, Understand, Understand The Concept Of Rules By Saying What They Are
4. Not Sure But This Process Is Definitely Going To Lead To A Winning Post
5. Must Pass A (Specific?) Previous Rule Five

And So, With That, Here Goes Trying To Pass As Many As Possible. This Is Going To Fail And I Didn't Fall For Ix Pretending To Be Sruix, Despite Even Reading It In The Discord Chat.

Fourteen Shiny Birds Passes All Rules And That Makes Me Joyeuse!

1. Must contain a lie
2. Must repeat a word
3. Must understand, understand, understand, understand, understand, understand the concept of rules by saying what they are
4. Not sure but this process is definitely going to lead to a winning post
5. Must pass a previous rule five

Ixcaliber is real good at Binding of Isaac.

Thiſ iſ clearly what ſbnkalny meant.

This post passes all five rules! Yay! Good job! Congratulations Aks!

Here are the rules:

1. Birthday Cake - Post must tell a verifiable lie, lies about personal circumstances/experiences are only accepted if it is impossible that they are true.
   
2. Fly Like A Butterfly - Post must be clearly influenced by the previous post. Either by quoting the previous post, replying to the previous post, talking about the previous post, continuing a sequence with the previous post (the alphabet clause) or making explicit reference to the previous post.
   
3. The Concept of Love - Must show an understanding of one of the other rules by stating what it is.
   
4. Funky Dealer - Must talk about the possibility of winning, or correctly predict a rule pass. If you predict that you pass this rule you will.
   
5. Oldies but Happies - Must make reference to/quote some aspect of Eagle Time that predates the creation of the Post Making Contest (21st April 2016).
   

Rules 2 and 5 were a mistake due to being more open to interpretation than I initially intended (maybe rule 1 also fell into this category) and whoops yeah Rule 3 was far too advanced for the Easy Postmake. I apologize everyone. Thank you Aks for finally rescuing us.

Hooray!

Okay everyone, I hope you are ready, because we're about to go on a trip...

to Aks Rules Heaven!

There's a lady who knows all that glitters is gold...