Post making contest 5.0

uh huh

once upon a time ixcaliber might have made a mistake but they didn't and everyone lived happily ever after

sruix have you ever been chastened for the shade you assign someone in your secret spreadsheet?

Passes rules 1 and 2


Passes rule 2 and 4

sruix have you ever been chastened for the shade you assign someone in your secret spreadsheet?

Yes, I'm afraid I have been tintshamed.

Passes rules 1 and 2, and almost rule 3

mayonnaise

sruixan can tell nothing but the truth and i, ixcaliber tell nothing but the truths which of us will guide you to victory in the post making contest?

This is update #219.

"So if you're always lying in your quotes and I'm the one who's telling the truth, we should go find two doors to stand in front of..." - a thing I just said.

End of message.

uh huh

Passes rules 1 and 2. Almost passes rule 3.

once upon a time ixcaliber might have made a mistake but they didn't and everyone lived happily ever after

Very close to passing rule 1. Also VERY CLOSE to passing rule 3, but fails because of one thing. Like, more close than any previous "close to passing rule 3" post has ever gotten.

Oh yeah passes rule 2.

sruix have you ever been chastened for the shade you assign someone in your secret spreadsheet?

Passes rules 1 and 2


Passes rule 2 and 4

sruix have you ever been chastened for the shade you assign someone in your secret spreadsheet?

Yes, I'm afraid I have been tintshamed.

Passes rules 1 and 2, and almost rule 3

Passes rules 1 and 2

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Passes rule 2

DoctoR

doctor remixes

Passes rule 2

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Passes rule 2 and close on rule 1?

This is update #219.

"So if you're always lying in your quotes and I'm the one who's telling the truth, we should go find two doors to stand in front of..." - a thing I just said.

End of message.

Passes rules 1 and 5

Passes all rules! You did it, congratulations.

Passes all rules! You did it, congratulations.

Passes rules 1 and 2

what are you gonna do to celebrate your 2000th post sruix?

what are you gonna do to celebrate your 2000th post sruix?

Passes rules 1 and 2

If you put a number in a post there is a 95% chance it'll pass rule 5. If you do not there is a 5% chance it'll pass rule 5. Percentages approximate.

If you put a number in a post there is a 95% chance it'll pass rule 5. If you do not there is a 5% chance it'll pass rule 5. Percentages approximate.

This is a good observation

VERY close to passing rule 1. Passes rule 2.

what are you gonna do to celebrate your 2000th post sruix?

hi im just checking in because i feel obligated to k bye

I didn't say that.

sruix make a new colour damn you

Everyone's fucking orange

what are you gonna do to celebrate your 2000th post sruix?

Passes rules 1 and 2

hi im just checking in because i feel obligated to k bye

I didn't say that.

Passes rules 1 and 2

sruix make a new colour damn you

Everyone's fucking orange

Passes rule 2, also the VERY CLOSE TO PASSING RULE 3

This is update #220.

Me, despairingly: "it's 1 o'clock, it's already 1 o'clock..."
Ix: "are you sure, sruix? have you checked your sources?"

End of message.

This is update #220.

Me, despairingly: "it's 1 o'clock, it's already 1 o'clock..."
Ix: "are you sure, sruix? have you checked your sources?"

End of message.

Passes rules 1 and 5

Well fuck this why don't I just go to sleep like a punk who can't figure rules good?

Well fuck this why don't I just go to sleep like a punk who can't figure rules good?

Passes rules 1 and 2, close to rule 3 but not overly so

*draws a blank*

*blanks a draw*

*draws a blank*

*blanks a draw*

Passes rules 1 and 2

Passes rules 2 and 3