Post making contest: easier mode

This post does not pass rule 3.

You would be correct. It doesn't pass any other rules either.

Most of the rules names are punny.

All even numbers
Can be expressed as the sum
Of two prime numbers

I don't expect that post to work because none of the rules are named after either Kieros or me.

All even numbers
Can be expressed as the sum
Of two prime numbers

I don't expect that post to work because none of the rules are named after either Kieros or me.

I spent quite a bit of time trying to come up with a rule pun* for either Akumu, Kieros, or you. (Kieros is particularly challenging since ruleset 34 used up a lot of ideas). This was in lieu of say, post styles (which we've really capitalized on in the case of Sruix, but I don't think anyone else really posts nearly so consistently)

I couldn't come up with one in time. So I copped out and made a quick rule for CrimsonMage.

Neither pass any rules.

*spoiler alert: rule Sruixan isn't a pun

This is test #1.

qwerx3 CrimsonMage Sruixan Kaynato Ixcaliber

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This is test #1.

qwerx3 CrimsonMage Sruixan Kaynato Ixcaliber

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Passes rule 2 (and almost passes rule 5)

yes yes yes

yes yes yes

x3 is a good idea, but is of something else.
Almost passes 2 (half-pass).
Ixcaliber is sadly a different pun.

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Mage

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Mage

Passes rules 1 and 2!

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This passes rule 3!!!

And a good try for rule 4.

This is test #2.



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This is test #2.



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This also passes rule 3. I hope you liked the rule.

Doesn't pass any rules

Very, very, close to passing rule 5!

This is also very close to passing rule 5.

[huge picture]

Still close to passing rule 5

Less close to passing rule 5

Rule 5 can't be passed by posting pictures.

EXCALIBUR.

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