Post making contest: easier mode

FOURTEEN

FOURTEEN

(blasphemous) and passes no rules.

TWELVE

TWELVE

The bee movie script nearly passes the rule in one of the two ways a post can pass, but the instance it employs is plural when my rule is specifically singular.

Neither of these passes any rules :c

Passes rule 2!

A gram of prevention is worth a kilogram of cure.

Or something like that.

A gram of prevention is worth a kilogram of cure.

Or something like that.

No rules, sorry!! :c

<<bee movie script>>

<<bee movie script>>

Passes rule 2!

This post passes rule 2.

This post passes rule 2.

It does! Very nice. (No other rules were passed though)

can haz rule 2?

can haz rule 2?

Yep!! No other rules though :C

Same!

Did you fill out your U-18449-βZ?

I could hit it from a hundred paces!

Did you fill out your U-18449-βZ?

I could hit it from a hundred paces!

Neither pass any rules, sorry! :c

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able
about
above
accept
across
act
actually
add
admit
afraid
after
afternoon
again
against
age
ago
agree
ah
ahead
air
all
allow
almost
alone
along
already
alright
also
although
always
am
amaze
an
and
anger
angry
animal
annoy
another
answer
any
anymore
anyone
anything
anyway
apartment
apparently
appear
approach
are
area
aren't
arm
around
arrive
as
ask
asleep
ass
at
attack
attempt
attention
aunt
avoid
away
baby
back
bad
bag
ball
band
bar
barely
bathroom
be
beat
beautiful
became
because
become
bed
bedroom
been
before
began
begin
behind
believe
bell
beside
besides
best
better
between
big
bit
bite
black
blink
block
blonde
blood
blue
blush
body
book
bore
both
bother
bottle
bottom
box
boy
boyfriend
brain
break
breakfast
breath
breathe
bright
bring
broke
broken
brother
brought
brown
brush
build
burn
burst
bus
business
busy
but
buy
by
call
calm
came
can
can't
car
card
care
carefully
carry
case
cat
catch
caught
cause
cell
chair
chance
change
chase
check
cheek
chest
child
children
chuckle
city
class
clean
clear
climb
close
clothes
coffee
cold
college
color
come
comment
complete
completely
computer
concern
confuse
consider
continue
control
conversation
cool
corner
couch
could
couldn't
counter
couple
course
cover
crack
crazy
cross
crowd
cry
cup
cut
cute
dad
damn
dance
dark
date
daughter
day
dead
deal
dear
death
decide
deep
definitely
desk
did
didn't
die
different
dinner
direction
disappear
do
doctor
does
doesn't
dog
don't
done
door
doubt
down
drag
draw
dream
dress
drink
drive
drop
drove
dry
during
each
ear
early
easily
easy
eat
edge
either
else
empty
end
enjoy
enough
enter
entire
escape
especially
even
evening
eventually
ever
every
everyone
everything
exactly
except
excite
exclaim
excuse
expect
explain
expression
eye
eyebrow
face

fall
family
far
fast
father
fault
favorite
fear
feel
feet
fell
felt
few
field
fight
figure
fill
finally
find
fine
finger
finish
fire
first
fit
five
fix
flash
flip
floor
fly
focus
follow
food
foot
for
force
forget
form
forward
found
four
free
friend
from
front
frown
fuck
full
fun
funny
further
game
gasp
gave
gaze
gently
get
giggle
girl
girlfriend
give
given
glad
glance
glare
glass
go
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gone
gonna
good
got
gotten
grab
great
green
greet
grey
grin
grip
groan
ground
group
grow
guard
guess
gun
guy
had
hadn't
hair
half
hall
hallway
hand
handle
hang
happen
happy
hard
has
hate
have
haven't
he
he'd
he's
head
hear
heard
heart
heavy
held
hell
hello
help
her
here
herself
hey
hi
hide
high
him
himself
his
hit
hold
home
hope
horse
hospital
hot
hour
house
how
however
hug
huge
huh
human
hundred
hung
hurry
hurt
I
I'd
I'll
I'm
I've
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idea
if
ignore
imagine
immediately
important
in
inside
instead
interest
interrupt
into
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it
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its
jacket
jeans
jerk
job
join
joke
jump
just
keep
kept
key
kick
kid
kill
kind
kiss
kitchen
knee
knew
knock
know
known
lady
land
large
last
late
laugh
lay
lead
lean
learn
least
leave
led
left
leg
less
let
letter
lie
life
lift
light
like
line
lip
listen
little
live
lock
locker
long
look
lose
lost
lot
loud
love
low
lunch
mad
made
make
man
manage
many
mark
marry
match
matter
may
maybe
me
mean
meant
meet
memory
men
mention
met
middle
might
mind
mine
minute
mirror
miss
mom
moment
money
month
mood
more
morning
most
mother
mouth
move
movie
Mr.
Mrs.
much
mum
mumble
music
must
mutter
my
myself
name
near
nearly
neck
need
nervous
never
new
next
nice
night
no
nod
noise
none
normal
nose
not
note
nothing
notice
now
number
obviously
of
off
offer
office
often
oh
okay
old
on
once
one
only
onto
open
or
order
other
our
out
outside
over
own
pack
pain
paint
pair
pants
paper
parents
park
part
party
pass
past
pause
pay
people
perfect
perhaps
person
phone
pick
picture
piece
pink
piss
place
plan
play
please
pocket
point
police
pop
position
possible
power
practically
present
press
pretend
pretty
probably
problem
promise
pull
punch
push
put
question
quick
quickly
quiet
quietly
quite
race
rain
raise
ran
rang
rather
reach
read
ready
real
realize
really
reason
recognize
red
relationship
relax
remain
remember
remind
repeat
reply
respond
rest
return
ride
right
ring
road
rock
roll
room
rose
round
rub
run
rush
sad
safe
said
same
sat
save
saw
say
scare
school
scream
search
seat
second
see
seem
seen
self
send
sense
sent
serious
seriously
set
settle
seven
several
shadow
shake
share
she
she'd
she's
shift
shirt
shit
shock
shoe
shook
shop
short
shot
should
shoulder
shouldn't
shout
shove
show
shower
shrug
shut
sick
side
sigh
sight
sign
silence
silent
simply
since
single
sir
sister
sit
situation
six
skin
sky
slam
sleep
slightly
slip
slow
slowly
small
smell
smile
smirk
smoke
snap
so
soft
softly
some
somehow
someone
something
sometimes
somewhere
son
song
soon
sorry
sort
sound
space
speak
spend
spent
spoke
spot
stair
stand
star
stare
start
state
stay
step
stick
still
stomach
stood
stop
store
story
straight
strange
street
strong
struggle
stuck
student
study
stuff
stupid
such
suck
sudden
suddenly
suggest
summer
sun
suppose
sure
surprise
surround
sweet
table
take
taken
talk
tall
teacher
team
tear
teeth
tell
ten
than
thank
that
that's
the
their
them
themselves
then
there
there's
these
they
they'd
they're
thick
thing
think
third
this
those
though
thought
three
threw
throat
through
throw
tie
tight
time
tiny
tire
to
today
together
told
tomorrow
tone
tongue
tonight
too
took
top
totally
touch
toward
town
track
trail
train
tree
trip
trouble
trust
truth
try
turn
TV
twenty
two
type
uncle
under
understand
until
up
upon
us
use
usual
usually
very
visit
voice
wait
wake
walk
wall
want
warm
warn
was
wasn't
watch
water
wave
way
we
we'll
we're
we've
wear
week
weird
well
went
were
weren't
wet
what
what's
whatever
when
where
whether
which
while
whisper
white
who
whole
why
wide
wife
will
wind
window
wipe
wish
with
within
without
woke
woman
women
won't
wonder
wood
word
wore
work
world
worry
worse
would
wouldn't
wow
wrap
write
wrong
yeah
year
yell
yes
yet
you
you'd
you'll
you're
you've
young
your
yourself

Did you fill out your U-18449-βZ?

I could hit it from a hundred paces!

Neither pass any rules, sorry! :c

That's okay, I really just wanted to reference Majesty.

PREVIEW EDIT: dog

Words

a
...
dog

This post passes rule only! Rule to follow.

Rule only: post must have a dog in it.
A dog can be a picture, or it can be the words "a dog." No dog multiples.

This rule was a real doozy, and it took a longer time than I thought it would to pass it. But we pulled through to the other side! Good work team! You figured it out!!!!

Did you fill out your U-18449-βZ?

I could hit it from a hundred paces!

Neither pass any rules, sorry! :c

That's okay, I really just wanted to reference Majesty.

PREVIEW EDIT: dog

None pass any rules, sorry!

So rule 2 seems to be "start your post with an emoticon". I don't know about the others, maybe I just haven't been paying enough attention to this round.

So rule 2 seems to be "start your post with an emoticon". I don't know about the others, maybe I just haven't been paying enough attention to this round.

I mean, not really... this post doesn't pass any rules.