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Post making contest 3.0
RE: Post making contest
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RE: Post making contest
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Passes rules 4 and 5.
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Passes rules 4 and 5.
(07-05-2016, 09:25 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Pretty much every single permutation of the letters 'eikors'
Passes rules 4, 5, and I can't believe 1.
It might pass 3, but I'm not checking all 718 of them because there isn't a quick way to do so, unlike for rule 1.
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RE: Post making contest
I am a sick man.... I am a spiteful man. I am an unattractive man. I believe my liver is diseased. However, I know nothing at all about my disease, and do not know for certain what ails me. I don't consult a doctor for it, and never have, though I have a respect for medicine and doctors. Besides, I am extremely superstitious, sufficiently so to respect medicine, anyway (I am well-educated enough not to be superstitious, but I am superstitious). No, I refuse to consult a doctor from spite. That you probably will not understand. Well, I understand it, though. Of course, I can't explain who it is precisely that I am mortifying in this case by my spite: I am perfectly well aware that I cannot "pay out" the doctors by not consulting them; I know better than anyone that by all this I am only injuring myself and no one else. But still, if I don't consult a doctor it is from spite. My liver is bad, well--let it get worse!

I have been going on like that for a long time--twenty years. Now I am forty. I used to be in the government service, but am no longer. I was a spiteful official. I was rude and took pleasure in being so. I did not take bribes, you see, so I was bound to find a recompense in that, at least. (A poor jest, but I will not scratch it out. I wrote it thinking it would sound very witty; but now that I have seen myself that I only wanted to show off in a despicable way, I will not scratch it out on purpose!)

When petitioners used to come for information to the table at which I sat, I used to grind my teeth at them, and felt intense enjoyment when I succeeded in making anybody unhappy. I almost did succeed. For the most part they were all timid people--of course, they were petitioners. But of the uppish ones there was one officer in particular I could not endure. He simply would not be humble, and clanked his sword in a disgusting way. I carried on a feud with him for eighteen months over that sword. At last I got the better of him. He left off clanking it. That happened in my youth, though.

But do you know, gentlemen, what was the chief point about my spite? Why, the whole point, the real sting of it lay in the fact that continually, even in the moment of the acutest spleen, I was inwardly conscious with shame that I was not only not a spiteful but not even an embittered man, that I was simply scaring sparrows at random and amusing myself by it. I might foam at the mouth, but bring me a doll to play with, give me a cup of tea with sugar in it, and maybe I should be appeased. I might even be genuinely touched, though probably I should grind my teeth at myself afterwards and lie awake at night with shame for months after. That was my way.

I was lying when I said just now that I was a spiteful official. I was lying from spite. I was simply amusing myself with the petitioners and with the officer, and in reality I never could become spiteful. I was conscious every moment in myself of many, very many elements absolutely opposite to that. I felt them positively swarming in me, these opposite elements. I knew that they had been swarming in me all my life and craving some outlet from me, but I would not let them, would not let them, purposely would not let them come out. They tormented me till I was ashamed: they drove me to convulsions and--sickened me, at last, how they sickened me! Now, are not you fancying, gentlemen, that I am expressing remorse for something now, that I am asking your forgiveness for something? I am sure you are fancying that ... However, I assure you I do not care if you are....

It was not only that I could not become spiteful, I did not know how to become anything; neither spiteful nor kind, neither a rascal nor an honest man, neither a hero nor an insect. Now, I am living out my life in my corner, taunting myself with the spiteful and useless consolation that an intelligent man cannot become anything seriously, and it is only the fool who becomes anything. Yes, a man in the nineteenth century must and morally ought to be pre-eminently a characterless creature; a man of character, an active man is pre-eminently a limited creature. That is my conviction of forty years. I am forty years old now, and you know forty years is a whole lifetime; you know it is extreme old age. To live longer than forty years is bad manners, is vulgar, immoral. Who does live beyond forty? Answer that, sincerely and honestly I will tell you who do: fools and worthless fellows. I tell all old men that to their face, all these venerable old men, all these silver-haired and reverend seniors! I tell the whole world that to its face! I have a right to say so, for I shall go on living to sixty myself. To seventy! To eighty! ... Stay, let me take breath ...

You imagine no doubt, gentlemen, that I want to amuse you. You are mistaken in that, too. I am by no means such a mirthful person as you imagine, or as you may imagine; however, irritated by all this babble (and I feel that you are irritated) you think fit to ask me who I am--then my answer is, I am a collegiate assessor. I was in the service that I might have something to eat (and solely for that reason), and when last year a distant relation left me six thousand roubles in his will I immediately retired from the service and settled down in my corner. I used to live in this corner before, but now I have settled down in it. My room is a wretched, horrid one in the outskirts of the town. My servant is an old country-woman, ill-natured from stupidity, and, moreover, there is always a nasty smell about her. I am told that the Petersburg climate is bad for me, and that with my small means it is very expensive to live in Petersburg. I know all that better than all these sage and experienced counsellors and monitors.... But I am remaining in Petersburg; I am not going away from Petersburg! I am not going away because ... ech! Why, it is absolutely no matter whether I am going away or not going away.

But what can a decent man speak of with most pleasure?

Answer: Of himself.

Well, so I will talk about myself.
RE: Post making contest
This is update #173.

I don't know if I have any [oil] left, I'm afraid. If I'm all out, then I have considered refilling with [oíl] instead...

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RE: Post making contest
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(07-05-2016, 10:02 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »
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Passes rules 1, 4, and 5.
(07-05-2016, 10:51 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #173.

I don't know if I have any [oil] left, I'm afraid. If I'm all out, then I have considered refilling with [oíl] instead...

End of message.
Passes rules 2 and 5.
(07-05-2016, 11:00 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Aphrodite Apollo Ares Artemis Athena Demeter Dionysus Hades Hephaestus Hera Hermes Hestia Poseidon Zeus Aether Ananke Chaos Chronos Erebus Eros Hypnos Nesoi Uranus Gaia Ourea Phanes Pontus Tartarus Thalassa Thanatos Hemera Nyx Nemesis Coeus Crius Cronus Hyperion Iapetus Mnemosyne Oceanus Phoebe Rhea Tethys Theia Themis Asteria Astraeus Atlas Aura Clymene Dione Helios Selene Eos Epimetheus Eurybia Eurynome Lelantos Leto Menoetius Metis Ophion Pallas Perse Prometheus Styx Agrius Alcyoneus Chthonius Clytius Enceladus Ephialtes Eurymedon Eurytus Gration Hippolytus Leon Mimas Pallas Polybotes Porphyrion Thoas Aloadae Anax Antaeus Antiphates Argus Panoptes Asterius Cacus Arges Brontes Steropes Polyphemus Gegenees Geryon Hekatonkheires Briareus Cottus Gyges Laestrognians Orion Talos Tityos Typhon
Passes rules 1, 4, and 5.
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RE: Post making contest
Lex stole 40 cakes. 40 cakes, he stole! That breaks many a set of rules.
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kierso kieors kieosr kiesro kiesor kireos kireso kiroes kirose kirseo kirsoe kioers kioesr kiores kiorse kioser kiosre kisero kiseor kisreo kisroe kisoer kisore
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Refrigerator,
what a merciful haiku.
Now, lubrication.
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lubrikíeros
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tis the season to be jolly
why? no reason
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Refrígerator.
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keirso keiors keiosr keisro keisor kerios keriso kerois kerosi kersio kersoi keoirs keoisr keoris keorsi keosir keosri kesiro kesior kesrio kesroi kesoir kesori krieos krieso krioes kriose kriseo krisoe kreios kreiso kreois kreosi
RE: Post making contest
(07-06-2016, 12:00 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »Lex stole 40 cakes. 40 cakes, he stole! That breaks many a set of rules.
And that's terrible. And passes rule 5.
(07-06-2016, 12:17 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »kierso kieors kieosr kiesro kiesor kireos kireso kiroes kirose kirseo kirsoe kioers kioesr kiores kiorse kioser kiosre kisero kiseor kisreo kisroe kisoer kisore
(07-06-2016, 12:51 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »keirso keiors keiosr keisro keisor kerios keriso kerois kerosi kersio kersoi keoirs keoisr keoris keorsi keosir keosri kesiro kesior kesrio kesroi kesoir kesori krieos krieso krioes kriose kriseo krisoe kreios kreiso kreois kreosi
Both of these pass rules 4 and 5. Pretty sure they don't pass 3, and on further review, probably none of the other permutations do.
(07-06-2016, 12:34 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »Refrigerator,
what a merciful haiku.
Now, lubrication.
Passes rules 1, 4 and 5.
(07-06-2016, 12:38 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »lubrikíeros
Passes rules 1, 2, 3, and 4.
(07-06-2016, 12:45 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »tis the season to be jolly
why? no reason
You won't need a reason to be jolly when you figure out rule 3. Also passes rule 5.
(07-06-2016, 12:46 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »Refrígerator.
Passes rules 2, 4, and 5.

Also, I wrote this in Discord, if you aren't there and want to figure out rule 3.
Quote:So hey, you know rule three of my set?
I searched the thread for what I thought the most common word to pass it.
Turns out, it's only been used four times; twice by me, and twice by people grading my posts.
WHAT
Why won't people use common words? I don't know.
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RE: Post making contest
Thinking that one can simply blunder into the true matter of the third rule might really just be a bit naïve, wouldn't it?
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(07-06-2016, 01:01 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »Thinking that one can simply blunder into the true matter of the third rule might really just be a bit naïve, wouldn't it?
Passes rules 2 and 5.
(07-06-2016, 01:18 AM)Reecer6 Wrote: »
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You know, I was honestly expecting something like this. Passes rules 4 and 5.

And 3.
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a bove

abstain
abstain
abstain
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dove.
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(07-06-2016, 01:18 AM)Reecer6 Wrote: »
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Refrigerator,
what a merciful haiku.
Now, lubrication.
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(07-06-2016, 01:24 AM)Schazer Wrote: »a bove

abstain
abstain
abstain
Passes rule 5.
(07-06-2016, 01:28 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »dove.
Passes rule 5.
(07-06-2016, 01:35 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »
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Passes rules 4 and 5.
(07-06-2016, 01:44 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »
(07-06-2016, 01:18 AM)Reecer6 Wrote: »
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Refrigerator,
what a merciful haiku.
Now, lubrication.
Passes rules 1, 4, and 5.
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kerosine
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Abcess.
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