Post making contest 3.0

100th post anniversary of passing rule 5.

The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,

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Passes rules 1, 2, 3, and 4

100th post anniversary of passing rule 5.

The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,

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Passes rules 1, 2, 3, and 4, AND 5!!! It passes ALL THE RULES!!!

Post with rules info coming up.

Rule 1- Creativity: Must name a fictional thing (person, creature, object), then describe it.

"The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame," named a fictional creature called the Jabberwork, and described it as having eyes of flame. Alternatively something like "Bruce the Gorrila loved space oranges" would have worked just as well.

Rule 2- Two-Faced: Must include two sets of text, one text color must be the other's background color, and vice-versa.

Rule 3- Matrix: One must be able to see the (bb)code.

Rule 4- Give Up: Must link to or have embedded within it Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"

Rule 5- Balderdash: Must have a number of common words (which must include letters, not be part of any code, and not be a name) that cannot be found in Webster's Dictionary (made-up words) equal to the last two digits of the post number.

I thought this was a brilliant idea until, early in, I realized that you'd probably only stumble on this every 100 posts, with the last digits 00, 01, and 02. I should have made it the last digit only, so every TEN posts you'd stumble on it, and actually have to figure things out. It turned out to be a moot point, anyways, because soon after you figured out Rule 2, it was another start of 100 posts and you were able to get it by not including ANY made-up words, other than Jabberwock which is a name (see the capital J) and thus does not count. It could have been really good though, oh well.

I think this went... okay? Maybe? At least it was for my first time ever making a ruleset. If I ever make another one, I'll put a lot more thought into how people are actually going to figure out the rules.

Rule 1- Creativity: Must name a fictional thing (person, creature, object), then describe it.

I can't read any further because I'm bent over with laughter at the fact that the fucking "Somerset Crumpet Horn" passed this rule.

sruix catch up with night vale so i can complain about it

1) Revenge
2) Flawless
3) Delay
4) Recursion
5) Predict

This post passes rules 1 and 2.

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

This post passes rule 2.

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

This post passes rules 1 and 4, actually.

This post passes rule 2.

This post passes rules 1 and 2.

Any post that i make passes rule 2 because i am flawless and i will fight you if you grade me otherwise.

Any post that i make passes rule 2 because i am flawless and i will fight you if you grade me otherwise.

Yes indeed you do pass rule 2, as well as rules 1 and 3.

This post passes rules 1, 4 and 5.

This post passes rules 1, 4 and 5.

This post passes rules 1, 4 and 5.

This post passes rules 1, 4 and 5.

This post passes rules 1, 4 and 5.

This post passes rules 1, 4 and 5.

This post passes rules 1, 4 and 5.

This post passes rules 1, 4 and 5.

This post passes rules 1, 4 and 5.

This post passes rules 1, 4 and 5.

Post passes rules 1, 3 and 4.

This post fails rule 5.

This flawless post passes rules 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.

This flawless post passes rules 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.

This flawless post passes rules 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.

Now you know that I'm planning prevenge
Read my mind, yes, I'm planning prevenge

This post fails rule 5.

There is no paradox and this passes rule 2.

This flawless post passes rules 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.

This truly flawless post passes rule 2.

This is a test

This is a test

This flawless post passes rules 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.

This flawless post passes rules 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.

This post passes rules 2 and 3.

Now you know that I'm planning prevenge
Read my mind, yes, I'm planning prevenge

This post passes rules 2 and 3.

This is a test

This is a test

This post passes rules 1, 2 and 3.

This post passes rules 1, 4 and 5.

This post passes rules 1, 4 and 5.

This post passes rules 1 and 5.

This post passes rules 1, 4 and 5.

This post passes rules 1, 4 and 5.

This post passes rules 1, 4 and 5.

This post passes rules 1, 4 and 5.

This post passes rules 1 and 5.

This post passes rules 1, 4 and 5.

This post passes rules 1, 4 and 5.

This post passes rules 1, 4 and 5.

This post passes rules 1 and 4.

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This post satisfies rules 1 and 4.