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baldurs gate

2 shadows of amn

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harvey dent

rule 5: post must attempt to explain what rule 5 is

Balderdash, Balderdash, Balderdash.

Oh wait, that's Beetlejuice.

Okay we've not seen rule 4 yet. Here's a concerted attempt to break it:

1. formatting! you know the drill by this point
   
2. now the other kind of formatting
   
3. a third type?
   

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boy am i gonna feel silly if there was a rule _four breaker already in ^our midst!

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harvey dent

the Balderdash, with eyes of flame,

⚡lightning round⚡
emptyquote this post to win

Podiforminous malarkrakers vendinariate phlortigously.

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evrey signle psot ni tihs enitre trhead colud hvae ptonetially psased rlue fvie.

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balder-

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baldurs gate

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2 shadows of amn

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changes

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harvey dent

This passes no rules

rule 5: post must attempt to explain what rule 5 is

This passes no rules

Balderdash, Balderdash, Balderdash.

Oh wait, that's Beetlejuice.

This passes no rules

Okay we've not seen rule 4 yet. Here's a concerted attempt to break it:

1. formatting! you know the drill by this point
   
2. now the other kind of formatting
   
3. a third type?
   

SpoilerShow

SpoilerShow

boy am i gonna feel silly if there was a rule _four breaker already in ^our midst!

changes

This passes no rules.

harvey dent

THIS PASSES RULE 2!

the Balderdash, with eyes of flame,

This passes rule 1!

⚡lightning round⚡
emptyquote this post to win

This passes no rules.

Podiforminous malarkrakers vendinariate phlortigously.

This passes no rules.


This passes no rules.

with eyes of flame

[text=#000]O frabjous day![/text] Callooh! Callay!

NB: Frabjous is a link

This is update #160.

Things that I have played with my window open this term that have provoked no response:

• The Matmos album made entirely out of a washing machine.
  
• Twice.
  
• At least four People Like Us albums, all of which are weird.
  
• The Gel-Sol plunderphonics experience ("it's fun to mess with people's heads, you know?")
  
• The (no longer) new Avalanches single six times in a row.
  
• On that note, Frontier Psychiatrist, with me making distressingly accurate noises along with it.
  
• Twice.
  
• The "/mu/ thread simulator" thing that was linked to at the start of the songwriting thread.
  
• All the in-progress works in the songwriting thread.
  
• During exam season, several hundred plays of various bits of the Isan discography.
  
• Jan Jelinek's "Temple", which is capable of actually causing headaches.
  
• Also twice.
  
• Several Spotify Discovery playlists, over which I have no control.
  
• In the past week, singalongs to Moloko's "Things To Make And Do", Beck's "Odelay" and Air's "10000 Hz Legend".
  
• The first half of the ambient porn liveblog.
  
• Probably many other embarrassing things that are not coming to mind right now.
  

Things that I have played out of my window this term that have provoked a response, as of twenty minutes ago:

• Episode 70A of Welcome To Night Vale (I'm a bit behind, okay?)
  

End of message.

"ambient porn liveblog"?

Sruix, just what have you been up to?

with eyes of flame

Passes rule 2!

[text=#000]O frabjous day![/text] Callooh! Callay!

Passes rules 2, 3, and 4!

NB: Frabjous is a link

Passes rule 1!

This is update #160.

Things that I have played with my window open this term that have provoked no response:

• The Matmos album made entirely out of a washing machine.
  
• Twice.
  
• At least four People Like Us albums, all of which are weird.
  
• The Gel-Sol plunderphonics experience ("it's fun to mess with people's heads, you know?")
  
• The (no longer) new Avalanches single six times in a row.
  
• On that note, Frontier Psychiatrist, with me making distressingly accurate noises along with it.
  
• Twice.
  
• The "/mu/ thread simulator" thing that was linked to at the start of the songwriting thread.
  
• All the in-progress works in the songwriting thread.
  
• During exam season, several hundred plays of various bits of the Isan discography.
  
• Jan Jelinek's "Temple", which is capable of actually causing headaches.
  
• Also twice.
  
• Several Spotify Discovery playlists, over which I have no control.
  
• In the past week, singalongs to Moloko's "Things To Make And Do", Beck's "Odelay" and Air's "10000 Hz Legend".
  
• The first half of the ambient porn liveblog.
  
• Probably many other embarrassing things that are not coming to mind right now.
  

Things that I have played out of my window this term that have provoked a response, as of twenty minutes ago:

• Episode 70A of Welcome To Night Vale (I'm a bit behind, okay?)
  

End of message.

Passes no rules.

"ambient porn liveblog"?

Sruix, just what have you been up to?

Passes no rules.

Honestly, rule 5 could have been made a MUCH better rule if I had only made one tweak. It would have made the times where it's absurdly easy to pass much more frequent, which would have been better for everyone.

Quick question to all: would you say "everyone is welcome at the Space Consortium" or "everyone is welcome in the Space Consortium"?

"ambient porn liveblog"?

Sruix, just what have you been up to?

It wasn't that long ago!

You skipped post 6591, CrimsonMage

To be, or not to be--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Never gonna give you balderdash[noparse][/noparse][/color]

WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THAT AKUMU
I MEAN IT'S A HORRIBLE PUN

Let's just check to make sure it's only that, even though we don't know it could even be that in the first place.

This passes no rules!

Quick question to all: would you say "everyone is welcome at the Space Consortium" or "everyone is welcome in the Space Consortium"?

This passes no rules!

"ambient porn liveblog"?

Sruix, just what have you been up to?

It wasn't that long ago!

This passes no rules!

You skipped post 6591, CrimsonMage

This passes no rules! Also thanks for the heads up, I thought I graded that one but it must have gotten deleted somehow.

To be, or not to be--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Never gonna give you balderdash[noparse][/noparse][/color]

Passes rules 2, 3, and 4

The Jabberwock[/url], with eyes of flame.