Post making contest 3.0

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racecar

Rule 1: Post must pass Rule 5.
Rule 2: Post must be blue.
Rule 3: Post must transform into a robot.
Rule 4: Post must be impossible to understand.
Rule 5: Post must not pass Rule 1.

okay i have one rule down

Rule Number One: Post must be fun.
Rule Number Two: Post must be blue.
Rule Number Three: Post must resemble a bee.
Rule Number Four: Post must be on the floor.
Rule Number Five: Post must be alive.

'(0w 0)'

It's time to examine your BONES.

deltree

"use strict"

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オリククヱシピワクオ
エアンススドウッオエ
イオクスフフオルデル
ルスヴクズプヴクルユ
フプホトクウフスッド
ォクブホクゥィヲユヰ
スソグヴスクオエヱエ
ホインェドワエスフユ
ジウヴドフソワルィル
ドスェフヴドプフホツ
クグクドクゥジクワイ
ンlナクソスフエセオ
ヴ オフクフクユルヱ
ォ スェヱドォスユウ
セ クnクルアルフオ
ル ス スワヱグワe
ム フ フmウクレ
ク ス ホ オエス
ル ク c ークg
ス ド   プフ
ド ヴ   フn
フ ブ   ス
ホ ホ   ク
ク ク   オ
B ク   a
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Wnwhwiay

Bee

remember remember every second in november; beware the fucking cinemas

this is creative where's my rule one pass!

Dear CrimsonMage,

If you want to get on Discord purely to shout at us all for being such terrible people, then we would understand.

Yours sincerely,

Sruixan

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Dear CrimsonMage,

If you want to get on Discord purely to shout at us all for being such terrible people, then we would understand.

Yours sincerely,

Sruixan

What if I'm not CrimsonMage, but want to get on Discord to shout at you all for being such terriblefantastic people?

Code:

Please pretend that spoiler is a code box. I don't want it to count, I need bbcode in it, and [i]this doesn't work[/i]

Mimeograph: A communication system comprised entirely of hand signals. ASL and semaphore are two examples of mimeographs.

Dear Kíeros,

You could totally do that if you wanted to!

Yours faithfully,

Sruixan

i really hope one of the rules is must resemble a bee