Post making contest 3.0

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Post making contest 3.0
RE: Post making contest
(06-18-2016, 03:20 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »b

Passes rules 3 and 5
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abcdeFGHIJklmnoPQRSTuvwxyZ0000
RE: Post making contest
Of sheqel, boys codgers view the expert zither jive
RE: Post making contest
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I don't think this passes 3

This passes 4 though.

(06-18-2016, 03:24 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »abcdeFGHIJklmnoPQRSTuvwxyZ0000

Passes 4

(06-18-2016, 03:25 AM)Akumu Wrote: »Of sheqel, boys codgers view the expert zither jive

Passes 245
RE: Post making contest
'(0 w0)'
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(06-18-2016, 03:29 AM)Akumu Wrote: »'(0 w0)'

Passes 5
RE: Post making contest
For one sheqel boys codgers view the expert zither jive
RE: Post making contest
(06-18-2016, 03:30 AM)Akumu Wrote: »For one sheqel boys codgers view the expert zither jive

This post is the first post to pass four rules! It passed rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.
RE: Post making contest
Perfectly valid link
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RE: Post making contest
(06-18-2016, 03:47 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »Perfectly valid link

I do believe the fixed that exploit awhile ago.

Passes rule 2.
RE: Post making contest
I know, but it's still fun.

effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗
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RE: Post making contest
(06-18-2016, 04:10 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »I know, but it's still fun.

effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗

Passes none of the rules
RE: Post making contest
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RE: Post making contest
what the heck is even happening i'm really concerned for everyone in this thread tbh
RE: Post making contest
My heart goes out to all those ghouls who consume such organs. I wasn't using it anyway.
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RE: Post making contest
This is update #154.

We're just setting up for the Civ game in which I am intending to unleash the Space Consortium on everyone. Except I think I'm going to go for that being my capital, and Fremp my religion - because let's face it, Fremp practically is a religion at this point.

(so Space Consortium, Factseagull g0m, Lubrication & Thirt Squencher assuming a four city tradition build, but I've a tendency to go for six with Order in mind so I may need two more names)

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RE: Post making contest
(06-18-2016, 06:54 AM)CrimsonMage Wrote: »Of sheqel, boys codgers view the expert zither jive evij rethiz trepxe eht weiv sregdoc syob ,leqehs fO

Passes 1,3

(06-18-2016, 08:10 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »what the heck is even happening i'm really concerned for everyone in this thread tbh

Passes 1

(06-18-2016, 11:52 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »My heart goes out to all those ghouls who consume such organs. I wasn't using it anyway.

Passes 1

(06-18-2016, 02:11 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #154.

We're just setting up for the Civ game in which I am intending to unleash the Space Consortium on everyone. Except I think I'm going to go for that being my capital, and Fremp my religion - because let's face it, Fremp practically is a religion at this point.

(so Space Consortium, Factseagull g0m, Lubrication & Thirt Squencher assuming a four city tradition build, but I've a tendency to go for six with Order in mind so I may need two more names)

End of message.

Passes 1
RE: Post making contest
I sure wish I knew what rule 1 was.

Reality Forge.
RE: Post making contest
What is rule 1? Is it fremp?
RE: Post making contest
(06-18-2016, 03:57 PM)Akumu Wrote: »I sure wish I knew what rule 1 was.

Reality Forge.

You wish you knew what rule 1 was.

You pass it instead (and no other rules)

(06-18-2016, 04:13 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »What is rule 1? Is it fremp?

Passes no rules.
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Reality Forge
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(06-18-2016, 04:43 PM)Akumu Wrote: »asdlkjjjjjjjjjjjeiogqnnnnnnnnnnnnevb doooooooooooo
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passes no rules
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okay thanks
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(06-18-2016, 04:47 PM)Akumu Wrote: »okay thanks

passes 2

Hint 1: the only two posts of mine, this round, that satisfy rule 1 are #6098 and #6219
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