RE: Post making contest
06-04-2016, 04:06 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-04-2016, 04:09 AM by Crowstone.)
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Post making contest 3.0
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RE: Post making contest
06-04-2016, 05:19 AM
Clearly Rule 5 is "Must pass Sruix Rules Hell".
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
RE: Post making contest
06-04-2016, 06:52 AM
A terrible thing to happen is to stub your toe. A worse thing is to have your arm chopped off. An even worse thing is to have ALL of your limbs chopped off.
RE: Post making contest
06-04-2016, 02:36 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-04-2016, 02:36 PM by Kaynato.)
(06-04-2016, 04:06 AM)Crowstone Wrote: »(0) Hot! Very hot! (06-04-2016, 05:19 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Clearly Rule 5 is "Must pass Sruix Rules Hell".(0) Refer to stipulation A which prevents this from being a thing. (06-04-2016, 06:52 AM)CrimsonMage Wrote: »A terrible thing to happen is to stub your toe. A worse thing is to have your arm chopped off. An even worse thing is to have ALL of your limbs chopped off.(0) Also, very hot!
RE: Post making contest
06-04-2016, 05:12 PM
That one on the left doesn't look like a good time. I'd call that an eschellator!
... (I'll show myself out)
RE: Post making contest
06-04-2016, 05:20 PM
RE: Post making contest
06-04-2016, 05:42 PM
Code: I'm having so much fun just posting YouTube videos
RE: Post making contest
06-04-2016, 06:16 PM
(06-04-2016, 05:42 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »Somewhat unexpectedly, the contents do pass rule 5. (06-04-2016, 05:52 PM)Wheat Wrote: »0. Close though.
RE: Post making contest
06-04-2016, 06:26 PM
(06-04-2016, 05:42 PM)Kíeros Wrote: » (06-04-2016, 02:25 AM)CrimsonMage Wrote: »(06-04-2016, 01:16 AM)Wheat Wrote: »I also agree with the things you said, and probably some other things too. I am in agreement. I have agreemance with opinions and stances....
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RE: Post making contest
06-04-2016, 06:33 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-04-2016, 06:35 PM by Kaynato.)
(06-04-2016, 06:26 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »(06-04-2016, 05:42 PM)Kíeros Wrote: » 1 2 3 4 5. Rules post upcomin. Edit: Wait. No. This doesn't pass rule 4.
RE: Post making contest
06-04-2016, 06:37 PM
Some mistakes were made and I was too hasty with the judgement of rule 4. Crimsonmage's previous post that I thought passed four rules does not in fact pass rule 4.
RE: Post making contest
06-04-2016, 07:06 PM
(06-03-2016, 10:08 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »(06-03-2016, 10:05 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »I think my answer that question is rather obvious. You could say it's staring you in the face, except I wasn't always looking at the camera. (06-04-2016, 05:42 PM)Kíeros Wrote: » (06-04-2016, 02:25 AM)CrimsonMage Wrote: »(06-04-2016, 01:16 AM)Wheat Wrote: »I also agree with the things you said, and probably some other things too. I am in agreement. I have agreemance with opinions and stances....
RE: Post making contest
06-04-2016, 07:29 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-04-2016, 07:30 PM by Kaynato.)
(06-04-2016, 07:06 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »(06-03-2016, 10:08 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »(06-03-2016, 10:05 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »I think my answer that question is rather obvious. You could say it's staring you in the face, except I wasn't always looking at the camera. 1 3 5.
RE: Post making contest
06-04-2016, 07:35 PM
![[Image: 503ef57930784144485ffc109f4aeb6d.png]](https://i.gyazo.com/503ef57930784144485ffc109f4aeb6d.png) I somehow accidentally trapped myself in minecraft hell and all i can do is draw satanic summoning portals with mushrooms now
RE: Post making contest
06-04-2016, 07:37 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-04-2016, 07:38 PM by CrimsonMage.)
.. .----. -- / .... .- ...- .. -. --. / ... --- / -- ..- -.-. .... / ..-. ..- -. / .--- ..- ... - / .--. --- ... - .. -. --. / -.-- --- ..- - ..- -... . / ...- .. -.. . --- ... (06-04-2016, 05:20 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »G0od pun. -.-- . ... --..-- / .. / .- --. .-. . . / - .... .- - / - .... .- - / .-- .- ... / .- / --. --- --- -.. / .--. ..- -. --..-- / -... . -.-. .- ..- ... . / .. - / .-- .- ... / .-. . .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / ..- -. . -..- .--. . -.-. - . -.. / .- -. -.. / -.-. .-.. . ...- . .-. / .. -. / --. . -. . .-. .- .-.. .-.-.- / .-.. . - / -- . / ... .- -.-- / - .... .. ... ---... / .. / .-. . .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / .--- ..- ... - / .-.. --- ...- . / .--. ..- -. ... / --- .-. / - . .-. .-. .. -... .-.. . / .--- --- -.- . ... / .. -. / --. . -. . .-. .- .-.. .-.-.- / ..-. --- .-. / . -..- .- -- .--. .-.. . ---... / .. / .-.. .- ..- --. .... . -.. / .... -.-- ... - . .-. .. -.-. .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / .-- .... . -. / -- -.-- / ..-. .-. .. . -. -.. / -- .- -.. . / .- / .-..-. .... .. / - .. .-. . -.. --..-- / .. .----. -- / -.. .- -.. .-..-. / .--- --- -.- . / --- ..- - / --- ..-. / -. --- .-- .... . .-. . .-.-.- .. - / .. ... / .- / ... . -.-. .-. . - / - --- / . ...- . .-. -.-- --- -. . .-.-.- ..-. .. ... .... -....- ... .... .- .--. . -.. / ..-. .. ... .... / - .- ... - . / .-.. .. -.- . / ..-. .. ... .... --..-- / -.-. . .-. - .- .. -. .-.. -.-- --..-- / .- ... / --- -. .-.. -.-- / ..-. .. ... .... -....- ... .... .- .--. . -.. / ..-. .. ... .... / -.. --- --..-- / .- ... / --- .--. .--. --- ... . -.. / - --- / .-- .- - . .-. -- . .-.. --- -. -....- ... .... .- .--. . -.. / .-- .- - . .-. -- . .-.. --- -. ... / .-- .... .. -.-. .... / -.. --- / -. --- - / - .- ... - . / .-.. .. -.- . / ..-. .. ... .... --..-- / .-.. .. -.- . / ..-. .. ... .... -....- ... .... .- .--. . -.. / ..-. .. ... .... / - .- ... - . / .-.. .. -.- . / ..-. .. ... .... .-.-.-
RE: Post making contest
06-04-2016, 07:49 PM
Hey, it was worth the cheap-out attempt to pass all five. I'd be damned if I didn't.
RE: Post making contest
06-04-2016, 07:51 PM
(06-04-2016, 07:35 PM)Crowstone Wrote: »Missing one step for 5. Passes no rules. (06-04-2016, 07:37 PM)CrimsonMage Wrote: »1 2 3 5. (06-04-2016, 07:49 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »Hey, it was worth the cheap-out attempt to pass all five. I'd be damned if I didn't.(0) Had fun with that, though, and good try.
RE: Post making contest
06-04-2016, 07:56 PM
.. .----. -- / .... .- ...- .. -. --. / ... --- / -- ..- -.-. .... / ..-. ..- -. / .--- ..- ... - / .--. --- ... - .. -. --. / -.-- --- ..- - ..- -... . / ...- .. -.. . --- ... (06-04-2016, 05:20 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »G0od pun. ... ..- .-. . / .. ... --..-- / -... . -.-. .- ..- ... . / .. - / ..- ... . -.. / --. --- --- -.. / .-- --- .-. -.. .--. .-.. .- -.-- .-.-.- .. - / .. ... / .- / ... . -.-. .-. . - / - --- / . ...- . .-. -.-- --- -. . .-.-.- ..-. .. ... .... -....- ... .... .- .--. . -.. / ..-. .. ... .... / - .- ... - . / .-.. .. -.- . / ..-. .. ... .... --..-- / -.-. . .-. - .- .. -. .-.. -.-- --..-- / .- ... / --- -. .-.. -.-- / ..-. .. ... .... -....- ... .... .- .--. . -.. / ..-. .. ... .... / -.. --- --..-- / .- ... / --- .--. .--. --- ... . -.. / - --- / .-- .- - . .-. -- . .-.. --- -. -....- ... .... .- .--. . -.. / .-- .- - . .-. -- . .-.. --- -. ... / .-- .... .. -.-. .... / -.. --- / -. --- - / - .- ... - . / .-.. .. -.- . / ..-. .. ... .... --..-- / .-.. .. -.- . / ..-. .. ... .... -....- ... .... .- .--. . -.. / ..-. .. ... .... / - .- ... - . / .-.. .. -.- . / ..-. .. ... .... .-.-.-
RE: Post making contest
06-04-2016, 08:29 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-04-2016, 08:32 PM by Kaynato.)
(06-04-2016, 07:56 PM)CrimsonMage Wrote: » This post passes rules 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5! Congratulations! RULES ARE THUS: Rule 1: "Secret" - Post must contain a secret or be a secret. Rule 2: "Graph" - Post must have more dots than lines. Judged via script. Rule 3: "Euphonic" - Post must have words that begin with consecutive musical notes (A through G) that form a major triad. Rule 4: "Yes" - Post must agree with at least one statement in the previous post and provide a reason regardless of veracity. Rule 5: "Hell" - Post must describe a hell. A hell must have a punishment and a condition of entry. The passing post had "BURNING TO DEATH (a lot)" as the punishment and "NOT BEING MINE" as the condition of entry for the hell. EDIT: Script stuff: Sometimes I needed to manually judge (with rule 3 or weird text symbols for rule 2) - images and videos didn't count unless incredibly obviously just dots and/or dashes / lines. Script: Code: var DAHS = [
"bdefhimnpqrtuBDIP2!%-_|\/\\",
"vxGLRTVX157$^=+<>",
"kzAFHKNYZ4[]",
"wEMW#"
];
var DITS = [
".!?ij;",
":"
]
function sanitize(str) {
return str.replace(/ |<\/span>\w+ Wrote: |<[^<>]*>|\(Today \d+:\d+ [AP]M\)|<[^<>]*>|\(Yesterday \d+:\d+ [AP]M\)/g, "");
}
function satis2(str) {
var sum = 0;
var dot = 0;
var das = 0;
// Foreach char, tally dotdash
for (var i = 0; i < str.length; i++) {
var bl = dnum(str.charAt(i));
sum += bl[0];
dot += bl[1];
das += bl[2];
}
return [sum > 0, dot, das];
}
function satis3(str) {
str = letextract(str);
var mus = '';
var c = '';
for (var i = 0; i < str.length; i++) {
var ch = str[i];
// Nil state
if (mus == '')
mus += ch;
// a
else if (mus[0] == 'a') {
// ac af
if (strhas('cf', mus[1])){mus+=ch;if(mus=='acf'||mus=='afc')return mus; else mus=ch;}
// a
else if(mus.length==1)mus=strhas('cf',ch)?mus+ch:ch;}
// b
else if (mus[0] == 'b') {
// bd bg
if (strhas('dg', mus[1])){mus+=ch;if(mus=='bdg'||mus=='bgd')return mus;else mus=ch;}
// b
else if(mus.length==1)mus=strhas('dg',ch)?mus+ch:ch;}
// c
else if (mus[0] == 'c') {
// ca cf
if (strhas('af', mus[1])){mus+=ch;if(mus=='caf'||mus=='cfa')return mus;else mus=ch;}
// ce cg
else if (strhas('eg', mus[1])){mus+=ch;if(mus=='ceg'||mus=='cge')return mus;else mus=ch;}
// c
else if(mus.length==1)mus=strhas('afeg',ch)?mus+ch:ch;}
// d
else if (mus[0] == 'd') {
// db dg
if (strhas('bg', mus[1])){mus+=ch;if(mus=='dbg'||mus=='dgb')return mus;else mus=ch;}
// d
else if(mus.length==1)mus=strhas('bg',ch)?mus+ch:ch;}
// e
else if (mus[0] == 'e') {
// ec eg
if (strhas('cg', mus[1])){mus+=ch;if(mus=='ecg'||mus=='egc')return mus;else mus=ch;}
// e
else if(mus.length==1)mus=strhas('cg',ch)?mus+ch:ch;}
// f
else if (mus[0] == 'f') {
// fc fa
if (strhas('ca', mus[1])){mus+=ch;if(mus=='fca'||mus=='fac')return mus;else mus=ch;}
// f
else if(mus.length==1)mus=strhas('ca',ch)?mus+ch:ch;}
// g
else if (mus[0] == 'g') {
// gd gb
if (strhas('db', mus[1])){mus+=ch;if(mus=='gdb'||mus=='gbd')return mus;else mus=ch;}
// gc ge
else if (strhas('ce', mus[1])){mus+=ch;if(mus=='gce'||mus=='gec')return mus;else mus=ch;}
// g
else if(mus.length==1)mus=strhas('bcde',ch)?mus+ch:ch;}
else
mus = ch;
}
return mus;
}
function letextract(str) {
var list = str.match(/\b\w/g);
if (list == null)
return '';
str = "";
for (var i = 0; i < list.length; i++)
str += list[i];
return str.toLowerCase();
}
function strhas(str, char) {
return str.indexOf(char) != -1;
}
function dnum(char) {
var dot = 0;
var das = 0;
for (var i = 0; i < DITS.length; i++)
if (DITS[i].indexOf(char) != -1)
dot = i+1;
for (var i = 0; i < DAHS.length; i++)
if (DAHS[i].indexOf(char) != -1)
das = i+1;
return [dot - das, dot, das];
}
function tos2(bl) {
var out = '';
out += bl[0] ? "PASSES" : "FAILS";
out += " 2";
out += " with "+bl[1]+" dots and ";
out += bl[2]+" dashes.<br>";
return out;
}
function tos3(bl) {
var out = '';
out += bl.length == 3 ? "PASSES" : "FAILS";
out += " 3";
out += " had "+bl.toUpperCase()+"<br>";
return out;
}
function scan() {
var posts = $('.post_body');
// For each post
for (var i = 0; i < posts.length; i++) {
var iht = posts[i].innerHTML;
var output = "";
var siht = sanitize(iht);
output += tos2(satis2(siht));
output += tos3(satis3(siht));
posts[i].innerHTML = iht.concat("<code><br>"+output+"</code>");
}
}
scan();
/*Rules:
Rule 1: "Secret" - Post must contain a secret or be a secret.
Rule 2: "Graph" - Post must have more dots than lines. Judged via script.
Rule 3: "Euphonic" - Post must have words that begin with consecutive musical notes (A through G) that form a major triad.
Rule 4: "Yes" - Post must agree with at least one statement in the previous post and provide a reason regardless of veracity.
Rule 5: "Hell" - Post must describe a hell. A hell must have a punishment and a condition of entry.
*/
RE: Post making contest
06-04-2016, 08:37 PM
Thank you, Disney, for the secondary assist.
RE: Post making contest
06-04-2016, 08:38 PM
So who's next? I've seen the "winner" take over before, and I do have potential rules, but I don't know if there's a queue or anything.
RE: Post making contest
06-04-2016, 09:19 PM
Alrighty I've been waiting so let it be known that I have a one track mind and 90% of the time I am either enjoying my favorite band, or thinking about my favorite band, so here, have some rules based on an album by my favorite band.
These rules... could be big. This post passes rules 4 and 5 ![[Image: egg009.png?raw=1]](https://www.dropbox.com/s/vv5nrc21is090vz/egg009.png?raw=1) PowerfulFriendly Baby Also this? ![[Image: rTyHuiB.png]](https://i.imgur.com/rTyHuiB.png)
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