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05-10-2016, 10:52 AM
That's a super weird dream. We hate Satan with the burning passion of a thousand volcanoes. Plus the cold doesn't bog us down when we have tea, vodka and ourselves for company.
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05-10-2016, 10:54 AM
(05-09-2016, 01:27 PM)SneakyRobot Wrote: »Detective Trenchcoat & The Sewer Goddess Conspiracy Can I also just say, that I love all your weird pulpy sounding story titles. They're so entertaining to read.
Also regarding my last post, by "Ourselves" I don't mean to imply we're all lonely. I of course mean close friends and relatives, naturally.
A character on fire WOULDN'T say "I am cold."
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05-10-2016, 03:08 PM
The Fart Frat Bros Invade Eagletime
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05-10-2016, 03:24 PM
The Fart Frat Bros Conquer Hawkspace and establish a brutal totalitarian Theocracy with themselves as gods. Part 2 Ionic Oogaboo
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05-12-2016, 05:56 PM
A dark-fantasy/star-wars mashup setting where a curse a long time ago made it only possible to be a Jedi if you're also a werewolf. Most Sith are also vampires because it's a form of immortality.
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05-13-2016, 01:06 PM
If this has werebears in it, I hope it's not the Ewoks or the Wookies cause that shit is like a low-hanging fruit. Have you taken into account what a werewolf-vampire mashup would function like in this setting? Would it be a Dark Jedi or something else? How the hell is anyone going to cope with surviving in a galaxy where both the Good and the Bad and the Ugly are all bloodthirsty, unstable savages? Xin, this is some grimdark shit right there I love it. You should file off the numbers and turn it into a legit setting, with like space pirate werewolves and shit. It'd be super fucking cool.
An evil wizard who can kill people using his magical hangman games is about to be executed by the same way he kills. Absolutely nothing could possibly go wrong at all.
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05-13-2016, 03:00 PM
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05-15-2016, 01:10 AM
There's a mushroom. It is old, dead, and rotting. Part of the rot is a smaller mushroom. This one is also old, dead, and rotting. It has a smaller mushroom growing on it.
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05-15-2016, 08:39 AM
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Quote:[17:25] <RobustLaser_> setting: a world where mysteriously, sometimes half the people in the world disappear: but only from the perspective of that half
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05-15-2016, 04:34 PM
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05-15-2016, 06:04 PM
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05-16-2016, 02:27 AM
Zac Efron plans on taking over the world with his legion of evil mutant zombie alien clones of B-list celebrities, and only YOU, an elderly clock repairman, can stop him!
Bonus points if you include a ragtag team of old people from a retirement home
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05-16-2016, 04:19 AM
...your signature... w-w-w-why
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05-16-2016, 04:38 PM
all Dogs go to Heaven ... but what happens when you get accidentally sent to Hell? you must find your way out through Hell and Purgatory, all the while convincing the devils that you're actually a Dog and not just a Human pretending to be a Dog to get out of Hell!
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05-17-2016, 12:28 AM
(05-16-2016, 04:19 AM)a52 Wrote: »...your signature... w-w-w-why
Doo bah dee dah dee dee doh doh
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05-17-2016, 01:59 AM
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(05-16-2016, 04:38 PM)Our Lady of Lampreys Wrote: »all Hamsters go to Heaven ... but what happens when you get accidentally sent to Hell? you must find your way out through Hell and Purgatory, all the while convincing the devils that you're actually a Hamster and not just a Human pretending to be a Hamster to get out of Hell!
(05-17-2016, 12:28 AM)Sharkalien Wrote: »Doo bah dee dah dee dee doh doh
oh. oh no. hamtaro what have they done to you
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05-19-2016, 05:33 PM
As the Emperor of Mightyland, your job is to defend the border against the bloodthirsty hordes of Badguysia. To do this, you must build up a wall and other defenses on thousands of miles of border. Similar mechanics to a tower defense game, but scaled up to tremendous proportions that force a few RTS elements into it, & also you take breaks from overworld mode from time to time to wander your palace and interact with your underlings, some of whom are secret agents of the enemy.
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05-19-2016, 08:30 PM
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05-21-2016, 11:05 PM
Spaceward Bound. The story of three plucky alien pets accidentally left on earth trying to get home.
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05-24-2016, 12:18 AM
Harry Potter, but with the cast of High School Musical
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05-24-2016, 03:26 AM
pokemon but with the cast of seinfeld. mostly george complaining about how much the "stupid animals" hate him and kramar running illicit operations with them. like making "designer pokemon" using a ditto, highly illegal
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05-24-2016, 12:19 PM
(05-24-2016, 03:26 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »pokemon but with the cast of seinfeld. mostly george complaining about how much the "stupid animals" hate him and kramar running illicit operations with them. like making "designer pokemon" using a ditto, highly illegal
What's the deal with Team Rocket? Do these guys really expect to turn a profit stalking children & stealing their pets?
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05-26-2016, 04:11 AM
Seinfeld, but in hell
"What's the deal with the devil?"
A character on fire WOULDN'T say "I am cold."
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05-26-2016, 06:42 AM
(05-26-2016, 04:11 AM)Sharkalien Wrote: »Seinfeld, but in hell
"What's the deal with the devil?"
youve just given me a genius idea for the next officequest update.
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05-26-2016, 12:52 PM
Detective Trenchcoat & The Hidden Pyramid of South Side Station
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