Post making contest 1.0

I absolutely agree every post should have the opportunity to pass every rule. Rules which are 'post number must be prime' for example are out, but i think if it was used in the manner of 'post must include post number in the post' thats fine because every post has the possibility of that. So long as we're not all just clamouring for one specific numbered post then I'm okay with most stuff.

Subjective rules aren't my favourites but without knowing what they are it's tough to say I'd be opposed to them.

I wonder if this will pass rule 2 still?

This post passes at least one rule.

Buckle up mother fuckers
⚡lightning round⚡
emptyquote this post to win
What if I were to say "Welcome to the Space Consortium"?

Is anyone here a medium? Can you contact the spirit of Rule 5 and tell us what it wants?

This post breaks all the rules, except for Rule 2.

Is anyone here a medium? Can you contact the spirit of Rule 5 and tell us what it wants?

I'm a large, do you think that will do?

This post breaks Rule 2, and also rules 1, 3, 4 and 5!

Don't listen to any advice
Mama told me I should think twice
I'm addicted its a crisis

My steeze is getting kind of lazy
my judgement's getting kind of hazy

My jeeves is gonna be affected
if I keep it up like a love sick crack head

What you got boi
is hard to find
I think about it
all the time
I'm all strung up
my heart is wide
I just cant get you
off my mind

And that's all I can remember.

This post breaks all the rules!

Is anyone here a medium? Can you contact the spirit of Rule 5 and tell us what it wants?

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This post breaks all the rules!

This is a haiku.
Yes I am still trying this.
I doubt it will work.

This post breaks all the rules!

I absolutely agree every post should have the opportunity to pass every rule. Rules which are 'post number must be prime' for example are out, but i think if it was used in the manner of 'post must include post number in the post' thats fine because every post has the possibility of that. So long as we're not all just clamouring for one specific numbered post then I'm okay with most stuff.

Subjective rules aren't my favourites but without knowing what they are it's tough to say I'd be opposed to them.

I wonder if this will pass rule 2 still?

This post breaks all the rules!

This post passes at least one rule.

Nope! This post breaks all the rules.

Buckle up mother fuckers
⚡lightning round⚡
emptyquote this post to win
What if I were to say "Welcome to the Space Consortium"?

I would respond: "This post breaks all the rules, except for Rule 2.".

Buckle up mother fuckers
⚡lightning round⚡
emptyquote this post to win
What if I were to say "Welcome to the Space Consortium"?

Hey, it says emptyquote the post to win, so that's what I'm doing.

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Hey, it says emptyquote the post to win, so that's what I'm doing.

Schazer, you should judge this post, post-haste.

I absolutely agree every post should have the opportunity to pass every rule. Rules which are 'post number must be prime' for example are out, but i think if it was used in the manner of 'post must include post number in the post' thats fine because every post has the possibility of that. So long as we're not all just clamouring for one specific numbered post then I'm okay with most stuff.

Subjective rules aren't my favourites but without knowing what they are it's tough to say I'd be opposed to them.

Twenty glyphs in #2099!

so what are the theories so far?

* rule 5 has been violated in spirit a couple of times both of which i think were times when dishonesties were happening so maybe that's something?
*i haven't been paying attention otherwise someone pls give me the hot data

so what are the theories so far?

* rule 5 has been violated in spirit a couple of times both of which i think were times when dishonesties were happening so maybe that's something?
*i haven't been paying attention otherwise someone pls give me the hot data

Based on what I have seen so far, and what I know about Schazer, I think one of the rules might be "make a pun."

Welcome to the Space Consortium.

Please help yourself to complimentary drinks at the Space Bar.

This post from Wheat is only half-baked. I'm seriously loafing on my work in this thbread.

Okay, maybe it's a stretch but I couldn't resist.

This is test #1.

Is anyone here a medium? Can you contact the spirit of Rule 5 and tell us what it wants?

I'm a large, do you think that will do?

This post breaks Rule 2!

I'm getting my spreadsheet up-to-date, and this confuses me somewhat. Does this mean that rule 2 was the only rule this post violated, or is your evaluation in reference to the fact that Fogel's original message passed rule 2 and thus meant to indicate that earthexe's post broke every rule?

Otherwise, rules 1 and 3 have yet to be passed by anyone? We have a handful of posts that pass the others, though...

(Also, so many people posting in this round! It's great! I've had to make two new colour sets for my spreadsheet!)

End of message.

Did you hear about the hungry time traveller? he went back four seconds

Did you hear about the hungry time traveller? He went back four seconds

I hope I am right but at this point it will also be really funny if I am wrong.

oh man g0m i've got a really good time travel joke i wanna tell you

oh man g0m i've got a really good time travel joke i wanna tell you

lay it on me. and throw in some bbcode tags

Buckle up mother fuckers
⚡lightning round⚡
emptyquote this post to win
What if I were to say "Welcome to the Space Consortium"?

This post breaks all rules save Rule 2!

Hey, it says emptyquote the post to win, so that's what I'm doing.

This post breaks all the rules!

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This post breaks all the rules!

Little text

This post breaks all the rules!

Mixed size text

This post breaks all the rules!

Hey, it says emptyquote the post to win, so that's what I'm doing.

Schazer, you should judge this post, post-haste.

This post breaks all the rules!

I absolutely agree every post should have the opportunity to pass every rule. Rules which are 'post number must be prime' for example are out, but i think if it was used in the manner of 'post must include post number in the post' thats fine because every post has the possibility of that. So long as we're not all just clamouring for one specific numbered post then I'm okay with most stuff.

Subjective rules aren't my favourites but without knowing what they are it's tough to say I'd be opposed to them.

This post breaks all rules except Rule 2!

Twenty glyphs in #2099!

This post breaks all the rules!

so what are the theories so far?

* rule 5 has been violated in spirit a couple of times both of which i think were times when dishonesties were happening so maybe that's something?
*i haven't been paying attention otherwise someone pls give me the hot data

This post breaks all the rules!