Post making contest 1.0

TIT SBNKALNY

YOU'RE TOO fast i can't keep up!! passes rule 1, 3, 4 and 5

GO FOR THE HINT!!! HAS A POST IN THIS THREAD (BEFORE THIS ROUND) PASSED RULE TWO

SORRY I'M IN CAPS CAPS MODE.

both these posts pass rule 1, 3, 4 and 5....

I have determined some rules! Please make posts and I will tell you what rules they have broken.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

Edit: Nevermind, Crowstone can go first!

your hint is that i probably should have considered this post from a few pages back in with my round cause it passes rule 2 and 3...

I have determined some rules! Please make posts and I will tell you what rules they have broken.
This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.
Edit: Nevermind, Crowstone can go first!

I have determined some rules! Please make posts and I will tell you what rules they have broken.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

Edit: TIT!

It passes rule 1, 2, 3, and 5

I have determined some rules! Please make posts and I will tell you what rules they have broken.
This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.
Edit: Nevermind, Crowstone can go first!

THIS POST WINS

Please post!! Break TIT..

THIS POST ALSO WINS

good job all, do you know what the rules were though?

almost right wheat!
my rules

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Spoiler1. must have colorful text of some sort

2. must contain the word please

3. contain at least 3 capital letters

4. be shorter than 80 pixels, as defined by me clicking and dragging an 80 pixel tall image over the post
ixcaliber's signature is very convenient for this.

5.
must contain a hyperlink.
URLs that aren't visible will not affect rule 2 and 3
the default blue of clickable text will not affect rule 1.

and speaking of akumu's post, it's your turn now!

1: coloured text
2: dunno, but I'm wondering if the number of numbers in the post came into play...
3: at least 3 capital letters
4: something about the number of lines that I couldn't entirely determine but knew how not to violate
5: including a link

But hey, that was a nice, enjoyably painless set of rules! And now I'm tied with Ix again! Bravo!

PRE-EDIT: oh hey I've been ninja'ed and that rule 2 is amazing

i leave for five minutes...

i leave for five minutes...

[rivalry intensifies]

⚡lightning round⚡
emptyquote this post to win

okay but that doesn't count for anything

It's Akumu's ruleset that may very well break our tie, so fingers crossed...

wait what is this

is this a thing

wheat what are you doing

⚡lightning round⚡
emptyquote this post to win

Can I get back to work now?

⚡lightning round⚡
emptyquote this post to win

Or can someone else just please make this not be a thing?

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Wait there was already text in here. what was I supposed to do?

⚡lightning round⚡
emptyquote this post to win

"⚡lightning round⚡
emptyquote this post to win"

Wait there was already text in here. what was I supposed to do?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON AND IT SCARES ME

I feel slighted in a manner I can't quite put my finger on.

well, while waiting for akumu, i will do a bonus round too. special rules variant, in which instead of needing to meet all 5 rules to win, you just have to meet at least one rule.

So let's start! This post meets rule #4 and 5

Congratulations on your victory, Timu.

nice!