Post making contest 1.0

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I was close to dropping a hint on #4, but apparently it was unnecessary!

People were close to happening on #1 right at the start, but sadly, axolotls and salamanders aren't reptiles.

Hang on a second.

You said this post breaks rule 5, but I don't see the letter E in it.

I will grant that Sruix's iambic pentameter is better, though.

Hang on a second.

You said this post breaks rule 5, but I don't see the letter E in it.

I will grant that Sruix's iambic pentameter is better, though.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT FOGEL

I DON'T MAKE MISTAKES

Oh, and speaking of corrections, you made a few mistakes in your explanations of your rules.

Rule #1: Post must contain a picture of a dog.

Rule #2: Dog in the picture must be weird enough.

Happy to help.

i'm gonna say rules 1 and 2 were a little oblique.

if i hadn't just happened across a perfect lizard picture the first time (???) i wouldn't have continued trying different ones

also i got the es earlier than might be apparent i'm just real bad at actually removing all of the damn things

First post

The shitposting never ends.

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A post

Fart Poot

Fair Pair

fair pair

fairpair

second post

some words

Sorry that was a typo Violated rule 1, rule 2 and rule 4

g0m

Well isn't that something.

oh shit. what was rule#4 again? Wasn't that the numbers rule.

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Honestly I stopped trying to actually figure this out a while back.

;)*&?

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Oh wait, hang on, we're up again!

This is test #1.

i'm a cat in june.
reflecting. it's true: i've changed.
a dog's late spring thoughts.

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welcome to the space olympics

What if i were to say “welcome to the space consortium”?

g0m

????????????????????????????????????

on how to break rule 3...

DO YOU DARE DANCE A DANCE WITH DRAGONS??

i don't know what the space consortium is but i feel very welcome there

wOW!

YOU'RE IN FRIG CITY

• and
  
• you're
  
• never
  
• leaving
  

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This is a cool updated repost of the original post

Ive changed this so the content is more family friendly

Pardon me, friend. Could you point me in the direction of the Space Consortium?

Youre standing in it

C0ns0rtium.

I was here. I am here. I will be here.

I think I know a thing I want to try.







I pray this works - confirm this post, I cry!

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continues to be the undisputed shitposting champion

continues to be the undisputed shitposting champion

4 - Ixcaliber
3 - Sruixan

I'm working on it!

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>:(
you can't even make an empty post, it'll be like "you must have at least 3 characters" >:(


also how is the next host decided :O

also how is the next host decided :O

I don't think we've ever "decided" on a host so much as had hosts decide to go for us. It seems to work just fine. To that effect, if anyone does have a ruleset, feel free to come in now.

(I have a few ideas, but as I said to Ix, I don't really want to go again until everyone who hasn't had a chance yet gets one)

(and also I think people would actually kill me this time for my current rule 5 so I should probably come up with a replacement)

just a good job nobody made a wall of winners in that time i guess

continues to be the undisputed shitposting champion

4 - Ixcaliber
3 - Sruixan

I'm working on it!

rivalry intensifies!