Post making contest 1.0

Are those birds?

Breaks rules 1, 2, 4, 5.

Rule 1 or 4 is post a weird dog calling it now:

Breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

maybe that dog just isn't weird enough for your tastes

maybe that dog just isn't weird enough for your tastes

Maybe, but this post still breaks every rule.

Alright, it's time to WELCOME YOU T - actually nah too much effort.

Alright, it's time to WELCOME YOU T - actually nah too much effort.

Maybe you should put in more effort. You broke every rule.

Are weird dogs welcome in the Space Consortium? I hope so.

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Are weird dogs welcome in the Space Consortium? I hope so.

g0m

Weird dogs will always be welcome in the Space Consortium.

On the other hand, this post will not. All rules were broken.

What if I was to say to you there's a Space Consortium adventure that you're welcome to come and suggest in?

What if I was to say to you there's a Space Consortium adventure that you're welcome to come and suggest in?

This post breaks every rule, and I have to invent several extra rules and say you broke them too because you're a TRICKY SNEAK.

This is Test #1.

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This is Test #1.

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Another all-fiver.

This is test #1.







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Breaks 1, 2, 4, 5.

Breaks 1, 2, 4.

question: are you taking account characters inside tags?

This is test #1.



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question: are you taking account characters inside tags?

Perhaps, perhaps not. This post breaks all rules but 3.

This is test #1.



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This post breaks every rule.

This is test #1.

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This is test #1.

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This post breaks all the rules.

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Okay, "start your post with a picture of a weird dog" isn't it. I wonder if "start and end your post" will work better.

Apologies for reusing weird dogs rather than posting new ones, I'm not good at finding them.

[img=500x375]]https://www.petinfoclub.com/Images/Fire%20salamander%20shutterstock_30430381.jpg[/img]

Okay, "start your post with a picture of a weird dog" isn't it. I wonder if "start and end your post" will work better.

Apologies for reusing weird dogs rather than posting new ones, I'm not good at finding them.

I appreciate weird dogs anyway, but this post breaks all the rules.

[img=500x375]]https://www.petinfoclub.com/Images/Fire%20salamander%20shutterstock_30430381.jpg[/img]

This post breaks everything but rule 3.

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I love how this post breaks rules 1, 2, and 4.

This deceptively non-empty post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, and 4.