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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-25-2012, 12:36 AM
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(04-24-2012, 12:30 AM)Godbot Wrote: »But are the burgers bloody enough for you to die?
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"But are the burgers bloody enough for me to die?" You hastily and jokingly ask to regain your cool.
"Heh" She responds, nice save ![Schadenfruit Schadenfruit](https://eagle-time.org/images/smilies/smugmel.png)
(04-24-2012, 04:06 AM)TheEmptypot Wrote: »Be suave, man! Be suave!
>"Whoa, sorry there miss. I just can't control myself around a pretty woman like you."
Eyebrow wiggle for emphasis. THAT IS AN IMPORTANT STEP.
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"Sorry there miss. I just can't control myself around a pretty woman like you." You continue, throwing in some good ol' brow wiggle for good measure. Because, i mean, nevermind the fact that you were thrown into a demonic dimension of madness or whatever and this is the only humanoid creature that speaks english or how those little monsters outside lied to you making you think this was a vampire castle, or the fact that there's still vampires out there being bad waiting to be killed. Fuck all of that you gotta show off, be suave and woo this lady.
The best part is that she's absolutely falling for it.
"Bring me the spiciest burger you have, babe" You say, in the suavest voice you can muster (the suavest there can possibly be, obvs).
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Hehe, poor thing couldn't handle it and had to run as quickly as she could.
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Heh, bloody enough for you to die.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-25-2012, 12:40 AM
>Just sit there and be suave while you wait for your burger, clearly nothing terrible is going to happen.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-25-2012, 01:18 AM
> Awwww yeah, you really scored this time. Give yourself a hi-five.
i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-25-2012, 01:18 AM
Look! It's the S is for Sucks dragon!
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-25-2012, 01:26 AM
Level up your eyebrow waggle
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-25-2012, 02:00 PM
Lean back, relax, wait for your burgerOH MY GOD IT'S ON FIRE
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-26-2012, 12:06 AM
Pick the biggest, baddest guy and insult his mom. That way he'll start a fight with you, and when the waitress gets back, you can be calmly defending yourself from a vicious attacker. It'll inspire sympathy and awe at the same time! Two birds with one stone!
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-26-2012, 12:38 AM
> Wait are you gonna have to eat an actual hamburger drenched in blood
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-26-2012, 02:15 AM
Hey, wait. She probably knows demon. If you SUCCESSFULLY SEDUCE HER, you could bring her to the SIDE OF GOOD or something, and then CALLOUSLY MANIPULATE HER IN ORDER TO MURDER SAPIENT CREATURES.
you're the best hero ever.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-26-2012, 07:40 AM
What are you waiting for? Chow down!
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-26-2012, 08:10 AM
Om nom nom nom nom
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-26-2012, 01:31 PM
Wait, did you forget to order it to go?
You should remedy this so you can take the burger to someone who needs it.
hahaha i wasted my time on all of you for 8 years.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-26-2012, 01:55 PM
Dude, did she need tongs just to pick up the plate?
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-26-2012, 05:07 PM
Okay okay
You are not going to eat that. It will kill you.
But you've ordered it so you have some macho points for it even being in your presence. You can get out of this and maybe be better for it.
> make small talk with the waitress. Like "so, where did a cutie like you learn English?" or "you've seen any vampires around here lately?"
Oh also
> "oh sorry, I wanted this to-go"
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-26-2012, 06:23 PM
be a man
eat the burger
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-27-2012, 12:30 AM
Looks delicious.
Stuff it down your face hole.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-27-2012, 02:26 PM
> Dude, you probably need the fiber anyway.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-27-2012, 09:59 PM
Eat it all in one bite. Girls love that.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
05-09-2012, 07:37 AM
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(04-26-2012, 01:55 PM)Godbot Wrote: »Dude, did she need tongs just to pick up the plate?
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Of course! Are you color blind or something?! The plate is boiling red, it's a wonder it isn't melting, maybe it's demon trickery or something. The burger's sole presence is making your nose drip and your eyes wet. There's no way you're eating that, even if you need the fiber.
(04-26-2012, 05:07 PM)btp Wrote: »Okay okay
You are not going to eat that. It will kill you.
But you've ordered it so you have some macho points for it even being in your presence. You can get out of this and maybe be better for it.
> make small talk with the waitress. Like "so, where did a cutie like you learn English?" or "you've seen any vampires around here lately?"
Oh also
> "oh sorry, I wanted this to-go"
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"So"
You quickly address the waitress before she leaves, some small talk shall give you some time to think of how to dispose of this cursed burger without looking like a total wimp. Also you're so totally not done with this lady.
"Where did a cutie like you learn English? Also i am looking for vampires have you seen any?"
"Oh, so you're a vampire. I should have known"
Wait what is she talking abou-
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
05-09-2012, 09:22 AM
Stammer something incoherent about how any guy would lose his cool a bit around such an charming lady.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
05-09-2012, 10:33 AM
C-can the waitress translate?
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
05-09-2012, 01:32 PM
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Fight for your honor! Save the waitress!
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
05-09-2012, 03:57 PM
Ed you sneaky.
minataur Wrote:PLEASE STOP
ACTING SO WIERD,
SIR. YOU ARE DIS-
SING MY GIRL.
> fail to translate, catch the words "ACTING" and "SING", think he's inviting you to a underworld acting troupe. Entertain the idea before dismissing him.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
05-09-2012, 04:09 PM
(05-09-2012, 03:57 PM)btp Wrote: »Ed you sneaky.
Wait, you didn't already know how to read that?
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