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The Astonishing Tiger-Man
05-08-2015, 09:17 PM
YOU ARE THE ASTONISHING TIGER-MAN
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You are doing your nightly rounds
when you come across two ladies
having a knife-fight
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RE: The Astonishing Tiger-Man
05-08-2015, 09:21 PM
Ask if either of them would be interested in becoming your sidekick after they finish up whatever's going on here.
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RE: The Astonishing Tiger-Man
05-08-2015, 09:44 PM
(05-08-2015, 09:21 PM)Coldblooded Wrote: »Ask if either of them would be interested in becoming your sidekick after they finish up whatever's going on here.
YOU ASK ABOUT SIDEKICKERY
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Both ladies are shocked
but intrigued by your proposal
however have much of a score to settle
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RE: The Astonishing Tiger-Man
05-08-2015, 09:45 PM
> ask them why chopsticks are involved in the score.
You can't win with those.
Ever.
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RE: The Astonishing Tiger-Man
05-08-2015, 09:49 PM
No problem, go right ahead and finish up, I've got time.
I'd probably rather have a sidekick who's decent at knife-fighting anyway.
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RE: The Astonishing Tiger-Man
05-08-2015, 10:04 PM
(05-08-2015, 09:45 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »> ask them why chopsticks are involved in the score.
You can't win with those.
Ever.
YOU ASK WHY CHOPSTICKS
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You see the knives are in fact chopsticks
questioning this, one woman responds
"because this is why!"
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RE: The Astonishing Tiger-Man
05-08-2015, 10:50 PM
Point out that by combining their forces, they could make lunch not war.
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RE: The Astonishing Tiger-Man
05-09-2015, 03:20 AM
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RE: The Astonishing Tiger-Man
05-09-2015, 04:44 AM
negotiate a compromise.
i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore
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RE: The Astonishing Tiger-Man
05-09-2015, 09:42 PM
activate your TIGER POWERS and eat the blond woman alive
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RE: The Astonishing Tiger-Man
05-11-2015, 06:24 PM
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(05-08-2015, 10:50 PM)Schazer Wrote: »Point out that by combining their forces, they could make lunch not war.
YOU TRY NEGOTIATE COMPROMISE
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The women acknowledge each other's pain
and promise to use it to fight the patriarchy
instead of each other (and also get lunch)
As the sole surviving tiger you are not sure of your role in traditional patriarchy
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edit: I guess probably they benefit from appearing male and being identified as "-man", check your privilege tiger-man geez
this tiger, I dunno, read a book sometime
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RE: The Astonishing Tiger-Man
05-11-2015, 06:33 PM
Tip your hat
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RE: The Astonishing Tiger-Man
05-11-2015, 06:36 PM
fly away
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RE: The Astonishing Tiger-Man
05-11-2015, 06:48 PM
(05-11-2015, 06:33 PM)Geoluhread Wrote: »Tip your hat
(05-11-2015, 06:36 PM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »fly away
TIP HAT, FLY AWAY
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You graciously exit the scene,
returning to your dutiful post
above the rooftops
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RE: The Astonishing Tiger-Man
05-11-2015, 06:56 PM
now what
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RE: The Astonishing Tiger-Man
05-11-2015, 07:52 PM
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RE: The Astonishing Tiger-Man
05-11-2015, 10:18 PM
(05-11-2015, 06:56 PM)Geoluhread Wrote: »now what
NOW WHAT?
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you consider your options
or you can do something else
you're down for whatever
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RE: The Astonishing Tiger-Man
05-11-2015, 11:16 PM
sombrero
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RE: The Astonishing Tiger-Man
05-12-2015, 12:02 AM
Well, there is that cry of help from the bank. No doubt from a victim of predatory lending practices. Go to their aid!
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RE: The Astonishing Tiger-Man
05-12-2015, 06:31 AM
i bet that ufo has something to do with the bank
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RE: The Astonishing Tiger-Man
05-12-2015, 04:30 PM
take a look at the banksy
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RE: The Astonishing Tiger-Man
05-12-2015, 05:46 PM
It's Media
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