WITCHSONA WEEK

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It's WITCHSONA WEEK! post your witchsonas.  Warlocksonas and Wizardsonas are acceptable too, we are all-inclusive here. Tell your spooky tales.  Boast your feats of majicka. Post your best broomstickers time trials. Share your favourite Witches Brew Recipies.  It's witchsona week, let it all hang loose!

Here is some theme music for the thread, the entirity of Mile's Davi's Gendered Insults Brew



And before you say "it's not WITCHSONA WEEK anymore," here's salem the cat to tell you you're wrong and put you in yer place (in a sarcastic tone)



because every week is WITCHSONA WEEK. We don't have to stay couped up inside a mere seven days - we are capable of WITCHSONA MONTHS, and even WITCHSONA YEARS yes years my dears. See, WITCHSONA WEEK is not a period of time; it is a state of mind So let it fill your heart wherever you go and you will prosper. Have a good day

Witchsona week more like Weaksauce'n Wit

Being able to offer a criticism/commentary/something other than sycophancy toward a thing you love is in some circles regarded as the highest expression of love

A wize/ned old codger told me that once upon a time

(Of course a sassy spoonerism doesn't actually count as a critmentanegaphancy; I'm just being an ass)

(thank you though it was a fun and illuminating exercise in inklings)

It's cool everyone, we're pitting our familiars against each other behind Mysterious Closed Doors to let out the bad vibes and decide who's going to become WIZARD KING, KING OF WIZARD SCHOOL.

(For real let's all post witches and etciches? et-citruses? Note to self expand the department of Spelling once I'm in charge around here so they can mash words up good)

True. Let us open the doors to our vibe rave or wait no that sounds like something different

Because I am sick of you constantly summoning a wave of oscillating phallic silicone every time I leave a dozen manas knocking around is why

Who let you fill in your spellslots unattended

Ding Ding Slorange is winning

it's witch time, baby

witchy is very upset at all this stereotyping

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theeeeyy'll see... they'll ALL see.......

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that this is the BEST FUCKING JELL-O I HAVE EVER- AHH IT BURNS! *witch's hand recoils*

I like how the H stands for Hell. And that about half the population are honorary members. I rate it 5/5 hats.

EDIT: Also, Plaid, I am sure you've heard this before, but your art is amazing. Just thought you should know that your witchsona has my vote for Grand High Exalted Witch.

Grand High Exalted Witch.

#sohighman #420magic

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She already had it done.

So clearly, in addition to the effort of papercrafting a witchsona for this thread, she also went to the effort to discover time travel. That's some real dedication.

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This post has prompted me to make an elaborate papercraft of my eaglesona for the other thread

Luckily i can just time travel to the future into a timeline where i already have it finished, so i don't need to work too hard on it.

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everyone knows the proper and rightful shape of time is a cube, not a line

WITHCSONA WEEK CONTINUES



Here i present to you the beautiful witch Eddebbie, who is coincidentally my witch alter ego sona sama


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Magic level 2

Is capable of summoning

Now i make a second post so you see this thread first instead of the other one

witchsona idea: pizza witch. witch that rides a pizza paddle (paddle for old-style stone fired pizza ovens). powers their pizza kiln with fyre spells and runs a pizzeria/cafe with their sibling the cold brewwitch who uses ice powers to make iced coffee and rides a 40# sack of coffee beans (fair trade of course, simply using black magic doesn’t mean you have to be a monster)

Already a comic though not quite what you described