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GRAND TWEET V: it's over!
01-30-2015, 12:41 AM
The Pithy had an afternoon to kill, and a short attention span. "Fuck it, a Grand Battle it is then."
Grand Tweet V! V looks like a bird's beak, isn't it great? all posts are ≤140 characters (save your bio, where each line is as above).
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Biography: How they do
Weapons/Abilities: How they do the above do
Cast of castoffs:
Dragon Fogel as Xehbleb (#FF66CC)
Shredded as Jimmy Harvard (#0080FF)
BFS as Vera Alstock (#55FF55)
Sai as Reginald-1435 (#6B8E23)
Mirdini as Catarath (#6F1F00)
Garuru as Shelena (#DAA520)
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01-30-2015, 12:49 AM
Name: Xehbleb
Race: A brain
Gender: None
Color: #FF66CC
Description: A brain with a face
Weapons/Abilities: Mind control and telekinesis
Biography: Xehbleb is the perfect ruler of the Xehbleb Galaxy, where everyone is always happy doing what Xehbleb tells them to.
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01-30-2015, 12:53 AM
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01-30-2015, 12:54 AM
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Name: Vera Alstock (pronounced ail-stuck)
Race: Genetic Construct, third edition from Glue-NA, one year
obsolete
Gender: Almost Female, no y chromosome, but no reproductive organs
Color: #55ff55
Description: Tall, 6'1, pale blue hair which is almost white. Dark green combat boots, black pants tucked into said boots, and silvery gray jacket.
Biography: Created as a pleasure slave, turned into mercenary when she snapped and killed handlers, and burned incarnation office into the ground.
Weapons/Abilities: Nano-tech jacket which can morph form and acts as minimal body armor. Has two knives and pair of gloves which enable combat telekinesis.
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01-30-2015, 01:03 AM
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Name: Reginald 1435
Race: Hammerhead-class Aerial Observation and Tactical Support Platform
Gender: Machine
Color: 6B8E23
Description: Oblong, vaguely conical main body, with a short wing span. Engine occupies fully half of the body, by mass and volume. Reflective coating.
Biography: Reginald considers himself a cut above the rest, and sarcastically reminds those around him of his superiority. It is often wrong.
Weapons/Abilities: Accelerates quickly. Can carry up to two passengers if they're comfortable with lap sitting. Decent camera, great computer, shitty gun.
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01-30-2015, 01:04 AM
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Name: Catarath
Race: Dragonborn
Gender: Dragon
Color: #6F1F00
Description: Short, short-sighted, short-tempered.
Weapons/Abilities: Long shovel, various grave-digging accoutrements, fire breath.
Biography: Joined the Gravedigger's Union at broodkeeper's insistence, loves the job, hates undead for complicating things.
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01-30-2015, 01:16 AM
I'll be back when I know what I'm doing.
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01-30-2015, 01:52 AM
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Name: Shelena
Race: Leopardess (anthro)
Gender: She
Color: this'un
Description: Sexy and foxy cat lady ;) ;) but not really because she hates that stereotype. Pretty and upbeat, though.
Biography: She's an arena fighter who only does it for the money. She doesn't like the attention, or the tight leather clothing they insist on putting her in.
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01-30-2015, 01:55 AM
Just so people know, we're starting on the hour. If you want in, write that profile fast.
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RE: GRAND TWEET V: Round 1: Big Desk
01-30-2015, 02:10 AM
Six nerds are summoned to a giant's messy desk. "I'm the Pithy, and you nerdth've gotta fight. To the death. Enjoy!"
They proceed to do so.
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RE: GRAND TWEET V: Round 1: Big Desk
01-30-2015, 02:13 AM
"Oh, another one, huh? Hope the reward's great. YOU THERE! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!"
Shelena pointed at the woman with the weird hair, then ran towards her.
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RE: GRAND TWEET V: Round 1: Big Desk
01-30-2015, 02:13 AM
Xehbleb was sad because all those people in Xehbleb Galaxy would be unhappy without it. It scanned for other nearby minds to cheer up.
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RE: GRAND TWEET V: Round 1: Big Desk
01-30-2015, 02:14 AM
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RE: GRAND TWEET V: Round 1: Big Desk
01-30-2015, 02:17 AM
Vera whips back her coat and pulls out her knives. “Who’s first!?”
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RE: GRAND TWEET V: Round 1: Big Desk
01-30-2015, 02:18 AM
The leopardess screeched to a halt though. Was that a floating brain? And...
Eek! She was tiny!
Oh well. She resumed running towards the ape with the weird hair and face.
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RE: GRAND TWEET V: Round 1: Big Desk
01-30-2015, 02:18 AM
Hello Jimmy Harvard from Harvard, Xehbleb said mentally. You would be much happier if you said and did everything I told you to.
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RE: GRAND TWEET V: Round 1: Big Desk
01-30-2015, 02:18 AM
Reginald pondered how to lure a rube into its cockpit, before going with the obvious. "Climb right in, folks! Ride of a lifetime, yessiree!"
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RE: GRAND TWEET V: Round 1: Big Desk
01-30-2015, 02:19 AM
"That has got to be a trick. How much for a ride?".
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RE: GRAND TWEET V: Round 1: Big Desk
01-30-2015, 02:20 AM
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RE: GRAND TWEET V: Round 1: Big Desk
01-30-2015, 02:21 AM
"Top of the line Hammerhead, free! To the first entrant only!" The tinny carnie voice blared out of a speaker somewhere in the open craft.
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RE: GRAND TWEET V: Round 1: Big Desk
01-30-2015, 02:21 AM
Catarath taps the ground with the shovel.
"Poor soil quality. Tough. Less chance of undead rising, though. Good."
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RE: GRAND TWEET V: Round 1: Big Desk
01-30-2015, 02:21 AM
That ride sounds interesting. Go and ask that plane about it.
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RE: GRAND TWEET V: Round 1: Big Desk
01-30-2015, 02:22 AM
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"Person with the fur! Learn how to run properly!" Vera crouchs, braces, and launches a kinetic pulse towards the anthro
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RE: GRAND TWEET V: Round 1: Big Desk
01-30-2015, 02:22 AM
"No undead in this craft, folks! Pure metallic beauty! Pure ve-hic-you-lar power! Speed beyond your wildest dreams!"
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01-30-2015, 02:22 AM
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