The Astonishing Tiger-Man

YOU ARE THE ASTONISHING TIGER-MAN

You are doing your nightly rounds
when you come across two ladies
having a knife-fight

Ask if either of them would be interested in becoming your sidekick after they finish up whatever's going on here.

Ask if either of them would be interested in becoming your sidekick after they finish up whatever's going on here.

YOU ASK ABOUT SIDEKICKERY

Both ladies are shocked
but intrigued by your proposal
however have much of a score to settle

> ask them why chopsticks are involved in the score.

You can't win with those.

Ever.

No problem, go right ahead and finish up, I've got time.

I'd probably rather have a sidekick who's decent at knife-fighting anyway.

> ask them why chopsticks are involved in the score.

You can't win with those.

Ever.

YOU ASK WHY CHOPSTICKS

You see the knives are in fact chopsticks
questioning this, one woman responds
"because this is why!"

Point out that by combining their forces, they could make lunch not war.

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negotiate a compromise.

activate your TIGER POWERS and eat the blond woman alive

Point out that by combining their forces, they could make lunch not war.

YOU TRY NEGOTIATE COMPROMISE

The women acknowledge each other's pain
and promise to use it to fight the patriarchy
instead of each other (and also get lunch)

As the sole surviving tiger you are not sure of your role in traditional patriarchy

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edit: I guess probably they benefit from appearing male and being identified as "-man", check your privilege tiger-man geez
this tiger, I dunno, read a book sometime

Tip your hat

fly away

Tip your hat

fly away

TIP HAT, FLY AWAY

You graciously exit the scene,
returning to your dutiful post
above the rooftops

now what

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now what

NOW WHAT?

you consider your options
or you can do something else
you're down for whatever

sombrero

Well, there is that cry of help from the bank. No doubt from a victim of predatory lending practices. Go to their aid!

i bet that ufo has something to do with the bank

take a look at the banksy

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