kill this guy
08-15-2017, 05:44 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-15-2017, 05:45 AM by Kitet.)
CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON AND GIVE A COMMAND
>_
hahaha i wasted my time on all of you for 8 years.
kill this guy
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kill this guy
08-15-2017, 05:44 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-15-2017, 05:45 AM by Kitet.)
CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON AND GIVE A COMMAND >_
hahaha i wasted my time on all of you for 8 years.
RE: kill this guy
08-15-2017, 06:11 AM
no! i take the wieners from his shirt and we enjoy some nice hotdogs together.
RE: kill this guy
08-15-2017, 03:33 PM
i cut a hole in the end of the bat, stick the knife handle in it, wrap it around with duct tape before stabbing the guy from really far away.
and why not, we'll also duct tape the gun to the bat as well. all this, for only $19.99!
RE: kill this guy
08-15-2017, 04:20 PM
(08-15-2017, 03:33 PM)ICan'tGiveCredit Wrote: »i cut a hole in the end of the bat, stick the knife handle in it, wrap it around with duct tape before stabbing the guy from really far away. How about 12.95?
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RE: kill this guy
08-15-2017, 05:52 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-15-2017, 05:53 PM by ICan'tGiveCredit.)
deal.
it has some blood stains on it, from when i used it just now. hope that's ok
RE: kill this guy
09-02-2017, 09:34 PM
Kill him with the question mark, what's more crushing than unanswered questions?
Don't u fuckin hit me with a "ur mom" that's my line
RE: kill this guy
11-22-2017, 07:52 PM
You SMASH his VAPE with the BAT, which removes his INVISIBLE VAPE SHIELD. He is now 4x susceptible to damage! Then you THROW the KNIFE at him. Bullseye! He takes 400 DAMAGE and is STUNNED. Then you send the ? at him. It RIPS open his DUMB SHIRT and also skin and PULLS out all of his ORGANS. He takes 10000 DAMABE is now afflicted with ORGANLESS and will take damage every turn. But he's not dead yet! Keep going! WILDCARD ROUND!! Bring a new weapon into the mix for BONUS DAMAGE.
hahaha i wasted my time on all of you for 8 years.
RE: kill this guy
11-22-2017, 08:00 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-22-2017, 08:01 PM by kilozombie.)
New Weapon: large serrated disk that bounces around the room, multiplying its speed on each bounce
Secret New Weapon: the other guy in the room who made the disk and is really proud to see it working
RE: kill this guy
11-22-2017, 08:03 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-22-2017, 08:04 PM by Gatr.)
Weapon: A clock that speeds up the time in the room to absurd speeds, something like 100 years every real-life second.
RE: kill this guy
11-23-2017, 01:34 AM
new weapon: a friendly handshake. restores full health to both players
RE: kill this guy
11-23-2017, 03:13 AM
new weapon: vicious mocking by a team of trained comedians
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
RE: kill this guy
11-23-2017, 03:14 AM
new weapon: species-adaptive surgical nanobots
except they're malfunctioned and they sew his face onto his butt
RE: kill this guy
11-24-2017, 02:27 AM
TAKE HIM TO HOSPITAL
MAKE SURE HE RECEIVES QUALITY MEDICAL CARE WHEN HE HAS RECOVERED, INVITE HIM TO DINNER IN YOUR WINDOWLESS HOUSE APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY FOR ATTEMPTING TO MURDER HIM LAUGH AT ALL OF HIS JOKES BE A GOOD FRIEND EXCUSE YOURSELF TO USE THE BATHROOM GO OUTSIDE NAIL THE ONLY DOOR OUT SHUT LIGHT YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE |
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