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kill this guy - Kitet - 08-15-2017
![[Image: f8b3c4ef32.png]](https://puu.sh/xaqGx/f8b3c4ef32.png)
CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON AND GIVE A COMMAND
>_
RE: kill this guy - a52 - 08-15-2017
no! i take the wieners from his shirt and we enjoy some nice hotdogs together.
RE: kill this guy - Justice Watch - 08-15-2017
??????????
RE: kill this guy - Reyweld - 08-15-2017
>Smash the vape for x4 damage, it's the weak point
RE: kill this guy - ICan'tGiveCredit - 08-15-2017
i cut a hole in the end of the bat, stick the knife handle in it, wrap it around with duct tape before stabbing the guy from really far away.
and why not, we'll also duct tape the gun to the bat as well. all this, for only $19.99!
RE: kill this guy - Reyweld - 08-15-2017
(08-15-2017, 03:33 PM)ICan'tGiveCredit Wrote: ยปi cut a hole in the end of the bat, stick the knife handle in it, wrap it around with duct tape before stabbing the guy from really far away.
and why not, we'll also duct tape the gun to the bat as well. all this, for only $19.99!
How about 12.95?
RE: kill this guy - ICan'tGiveCredit - 08-15-2017
deal.
it has some blood stains on it, from when i used it just now. hope that's ok
RE: kill this guy - Gatr - 08-15-2017
use the guy to kill the ?
RE: kill this guy - Myeth - 09-02-2017
Kill him with the question mark, what's more crushing than unanswered questions?
Don't u fuckin hit me with a "ur mom" that's my line
RE: kill this guy - Kitet - 11-22-2017
![[Image: 784d97f6e4.png]](https://puu.sh/yrv1Q/784d97f6e4.png)
You SMASH his VAPE with the BAT, which removes his INVISIBLE VAPE SHIELD. He is now 4x susceptible to damage!
Then you THROW the KNIFE at him. Bullseye! He takes 400 DAMAGE and is STUNNED.
Then you send the ? at him. It RIPS open his DUMB SHIRT and also skin and PULLS out all of his ORGANS. He takes 10000 DAMABE is now afflicted with ORGANLESS and will take damage every turn.
But he's not dead yet! Keep going!
WILDCARD ROUND!! Bring a new weapon into the mix for BONUS DAMAGE.
RE: kill this guy - kilozombie - 11-22-2017
New Weapon: large serrated disk that bounces around the room, multiplying its speed on each bounce
Secret New Weapon: the other guy in the room who made the disk and is really proud to see it working
RE: kill this guy - Gatr - 11-22-2017
Weapon: A clock that speeds up the time in the room to absurd speeds, something like 100 years every real-life second.
RE: kill this guy - Reyweld - 11-23-2017
New Weapon: Falling 800 pound cement block
RE: kill this guy - a52 - 11-23-2017
new weapon: a friendly handshake. restores full health to both players
RE: kill this guy - Mirdini - 11-23-2017
krill him
RE: kill this guy - Arcanuse - 11-23-2017
new weapon: vicious mocking by a team of trained comedians
RE: kill this guy - Justice Watch - 11-23-2017
new weapon: species-adaptive surgical nanobots
except they're malfunctioned and they sew his face onto his butt
RE: kill this guy - Loather - 11-24-2017
TAKE HIM TO HOSPITAL
MAKE SURE HE RECEIVES QUALITY MEDICAL CARE
WHEN HE HAS RECOVERED, INVITE HIM TO DINNER IN YOUR WINDOWLESS HOUSE
APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY FOR ATTEMPTING TO MURDER HIM
LAUGH AT ALL OF HIS JOKES
BE A GOOD FRIEND
EXCUSE YOURSELF TO USE THE BATHROOM
GO OUTSIDE
NAIL THE ONLY DOOR OUT SHUT
LIGHT YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE