I'll answer your questions

"Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow;
And everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go."

What happened to Mary's little lamb?

if the lizard people are really in charge of everything does that mean they're out of my league or do i still have a shot at romance

How do you think new lizard people come in to being? They gotta have a human host for their eggs. It's not really "romance" to them, but if you do the right mental gymnastics, it can probably fulfill a desire to be loved.

Why won't you acknowledge that my question was the only one asked to meet the criterion of being its own answer? Who are you working for who doesn't want the truth to be known?

I never acknowledge anything! I am working for goblin.

Can you please stop putting hucking huge wads of plutonium into Obama's food? It's bad enough he has antlers now so why don't you just agree that it's not nice to spit into your president's food?

I can't help it! I cook with my mouth open.

"Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow;
And everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go."

What happened to Mary's little lamb?

Have you seen Mary's new wool jacket? What about her leather boots? And that mutton lunch she had the other day?

Oh drat, I've answered all your questions with questions, I lose 10 host points.

THIS PUTS ME AT -3 HOST POINTS. I'm bankrupt!

In order to achieve more host points, I'm going to need questions that call into question my professionalism, competency, and entertainment skills.

Who died and left you in charge?

If the Goblin Queen ordered you not to acknowledge a question, would you refuse to acknowledge it, and if so, would that not be a violation of professional question-answering ethics?

Can you juggle two questions at the same time???

Wait, this thread was supposed to be funny?

Will you NOT answer this question?

can you help me push loatherthreads off the front page?

Who died and left you in charge?

Billions of billions of billions of organisms over the span of the entire life history of Planet Earth

If the Goblin Queen ordered you not to acknowledge a question, would you refuse to acknowledge it, and if so, would that not be a violation of professional question-answering ethics?

I have no Q-A ethics. If I have given the impression that I have them, I apologize. If the Queen ordered me to be silent, I would gladly cease.

Can you juggle two questions at the same time???

I can't even juggle two LIMES at a time, let alone two QUESTIONS.

Wait, this thread was supposed to be funny?

I'm actually not sure.

Will you NOT answer this question?

can you help me push loatherthreads off the front page?

I'll do my best.

There is no special trick question this time. No points will be awarded as there is no point to anything that happens.

¿The?

How do you spell nihilism?

Is there actually a special trick question but the trick is that you're not telling us what it is?

T4BL3, OR BOOTH?