wine mum or vodka aunt

which are you

which is your mum

i am va to the end

I don't drink and neither does my mother, what does that make us?

My mom is a hardcore Wine Mum 4 life.

I used to be a Vodka Aunt when I first started drinking but have since started to move more into Wine Mom territory.

The worst type of family member is obviously Beer Uncle though because it's like get a real drink not this gross toilet water.

I was born into a family of wine mums but I think I worked out more on the vodka aunt side of the alignment chart

Gross beer uncle here

Fogel, its not about the drinking. It's the personality type.

Also yeah my mum and sister are very wine mum. So is Ren tbh

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Can someone describe the properties of a wine mom and a vodka aunt?

I am pretty sure my mom is a Kahlua with Milk mom.

I can describe a beer uncle tho

It's like that dude who's very trashy and curses a lot and it's very offensive and hates everything. Smells terrible if left outside on hot weather, pisses a lot and doesn't wash his hands afterwards, smells like cigarettes. His presense just reeks of unpleasantness and probably likes very awful boring stuff like the latest super hero movie or like football or some shit and it's like why the fuck am i talking with you how do you even manage to be so boring and feel so full of yourself YUCK

i'm a wine mum

Which book?

join my facebook group

I took my first step into wine mum territory and shared a meme about having a handsome son on fb

What am i becoming

edit: SHIT MY MOTHER IN LAW SHARED IT TOO

that's probably because minions are a sin

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Man for a good three years in uni beer was a luxury. We had a grocery store right next to us that also sold wine and the beer store was like a half-hour walk away, so why ever not drink wine at literally every available occasion? Supposedly though it added a leg to my Y chromosome if your images are to be believed. C'est la vie.

tl;dr I guess to actually answer your question I am more of a wine mum, partially through necessity.

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