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bugcook!!!!!!!!
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bugcook!!!!!!!!
03-10-2013, 09:22 PM
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Ugh what are you even doing right now? This was a horrible mistake of a career, you have no clue how to cook! You are making a fool of yourself! You don't even have the right hat for the job!

Why the hell would you even want to be a cook anyways? For fuck sake, your a firefly! You eat sugar water and meal-worms! You need to get out of this dead end job, and fast!

Everybody knows that only dung beetles can cook.
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RE: bugcook!!!!!!!!
03-10-2013, 09:23 PM
> Put mealworms in sugar water, apply heat.
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RE: bugcook!!!!!!!!
03-10-2013, 09:36 PM (This post was last modified: 03-10-2013, 09:42 PM by Infrared.)
Rise arms, "fuck, this", walk away
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RE: bugcook!!!!!!!!
03-10-2013, 09:55 PM
raise arms and legs, curl up in a ball
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RE: bugcook!!!!!!!!
03-10-2013, 10:24 PM
Improvise hat from the materials at hand.
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RE: bugcook!!!!!!!!
03-10-2013, 10:24 PM
Go see if there are any customers who might be able to get you a better job.
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RE: bugcook!!!!!!!!
03-10-2013, 10:44 PM
Begin flashing distress codes.
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RE: bugcook!!!!!!!!
03-11-2013, 12:57 AM
(03-10-2013, 09:23 PM)Akumu Wrote: »> Put mealworms in sugar water, apply heat.

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You don't have any of those things! All you have is a bottle of tabasco sauce! You weren't exaggerating one bit when you said you have absolutely no clue when it comes to cooking!

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Well, actually, there IS a mealworm in the building, but he is your coworker, and to be perfectly honest, the dude fucking terrifies you in every possible way.
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RE: bugcook!!!!!!!!
03-11-2013, 12:58 AM
It's all just a facade to keep you from eating him.

Go and eat him.
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RE: bugcook!!!!!!!!
03-11-2013, 02:01 AM
Put Tabasco in his eeeeeyes.
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RE: bugcook!!!!!!!!
03-11-2013, 04:31 AM
> flash butt; attract mate
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RE: bugcook!!!!!!!!
03-11-2013, 05:06 PM
>Knock him out, boil him, enjoy.
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RE: bugcook!!!!!!!!
03-11-2013, 06:06 PM
> Tempt him with a delicious meal

> Then turn him into a delicious meal
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RE: bugcook!!!!!!!!
03-11-2013, 07:10 PM (This post was last modified: 03-11-2013, 07:30 PM by piester.)
basically every but btp! Wrote:KILL THAT FRESH INGREDIENT!!!

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Oh God, you're getting the not-qute-but-close-enough-to-canibalistic urges again.

Just shove them aside and look the other way like you always do...
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RE: bugcook!!!!!!!!
03-11-2013, 09:14 PM
Succumb
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RE: bugcook!!!!!!!!
03-12-2013, 12:54 AM
Another tasty co-worker: Be standing on the other side.
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RE: bugcook!!!!!!!!
03-12-2013, 12:56 AM
Careful now, remember why you had to take this job in the first place.
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RE: bugcook!!!!!!!!
03-12-2013, 01:25 PM
You need to whet your appetite. Down that sauce!
Let me out Stay safe inside | You're not kind | Ethics are overrated | What is life | Men are pigs | I'm so drunk | EAT ME NOW | Click clack fuck | Is this right Only money matters | Change my clothes | Little sun rising | One cat's future | Wax and wane | Dark times ahead
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RE: bugcook!!!!!!!!
03-12-2013, 06:17 PM (This post was last modified: 03-12-2013, 06:20 PM by piester.)
(03-11-2013, 09:14 PM)cyber95 Wrote: »Succumb
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N-n-N-NO!

(03-12-2013, 12:56 AM)btp Wrote: »Careful now, remember why you had to take this job in the first place.
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Those were the first and also last things your father ever said to you as a kid.

You took his teachings to heart.

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RE: bugcook!!!!!!!!
03-13-2013, 04:31 AM
Don't succumb.
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RE: bugcook!!!!!!!!
03-13-2013, 05:31 AM
take a smoke break
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RE: bugcook!!!!!!!!
03-13-2013, 11:38 AM
take a breather.
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RE: bugcook!!!!!!!!
03-14-2013, 02:27 AM
Confront your father!
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RE: bugcook!!!!!!!!
03-15-2013, 11:13 PM
> Tell us about your mother.
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RE: bugcook!!!!!!!!
03-16-2013, 12:06 AM
Tell us about how you ate your mother.
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