Adventure Slimes!

Evil Count Von Slimejerk of the Grey Clan has kidnapped the Princess of Slimeyton!



The king of Slimeyton issues an award of LOTS OF STUFF for the successful rescue of the Princess! This is no job for an ordinary Slime! This is a job for The





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Feel free to choose whatever you want for classes and weapons. This isn't going to be SERIOUS GAMING....not at all.

SLIMES

SQUAD A

1: Jelly Sublime
2: Bouillon
3: Kuolema
4: Prince
5: emaN

Name: Jelly Sublime
Color: #00AA00
Class1: Physics 2300
Class2: Stabby person!
Weapon: Stabs the Dagger
Why do we wanna save her? SCIENCE FUNDING!
Signed: *Jelly wibbles a little.*

Name: Bouillon
Color: Hot hot baby
Classes: Fire Mage - Rogue
Weapon: Two wands of fire strung together to garotte people with.
Reason: She carries the legendary royal treasury key in her tiara. Bouillon's gonna nick it.
Signed: Christina Aguilera

Name: Kuolema
Color: #823678
Classes: Poisoner - Archer
Weapon: Bow and arrows, because there's no way a limited supply of ammo could backfire.
Reason: For the things. Things are great. You don't know what you'd do without things.
Signed: This guy.

Name: The disgraced failure, formerly known as Prince. ("Prince" for short.)
Colour: #0000CD
Classes: Summoning magic, Vagrancy.
Weapon: Boomerang Crown
Reason: To steal the princess's crown, thereby becoming the new princess and earning back his rightful place on the throne. (That's totally how it works right?)
Signed: Prince Edmund Theodore Slimington XIII

Name: :emaN
Colour: #5.
Class 1: Impotence Wizard
Class 2: Grandmaster of Cowardice
Weapon: of Choice.
Why do you want to save this gal again?: your crown looks like you're giving me the middle finger, has anybody ever told you that
Signed:

AND THEN SLIME WORLD EXPLODED THE END

Okay, no it didn't.

Name: Sir Blobbington III, Esq.
Coulour: Extravagance.
Class 1: High-Class
Class 2: Dueler
Weapon: Magic, wealth-powered cane sword, like a proper gentleman.
Reason: The money, old boy, the money.
Signed: Sir Arnold Edgeworth Cornelius Blobbington III, Esquire, Viscount of Waterford, MBA, MFA, etc.

You are Squad A of the Adventure Slimes! Comprised of Jelly Sublime, Bouillon, Kuolema, Prince and emaN. You have all gathered at the front of the Count's Turbo-Castle!



Well you say Castle, its more just a cube. The Turbo-Castle is surrounded by a massive drop into a moat of orange juice. There is one bridge to the Castle, which is pretty unguarded.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

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Squad B begins to form.

I fail to summon apple juice to counter the orange juice, then claim that "this doesn't usually happen".

Step onto the bridge!

Then quickly step off again in case something weird happens.

Use summoning magic to summon Evil Count Von Slimejerk, then sock him in the face.

Use summoning magic to summon Evil Count Von Slimejerk, then sock him in the face.

Claim he stole my idea, the whole idea of summoning something.

Name: Lay ZeBonz
Color: #ACBD00
Class 1: Couch Potato
Class 2: Nukeromancer
Weapon: Bag of Chee-Z Puffs
Why you want to save this gal again: There's nothing good on TV.
Signed: x

Name: Honest Jim
Colour: #DFC530
Class 1: Rogue
Class 2: Merchant
Weapon: Coinpurse
Why do you want to save this gal again: For the £££
Signed: Ix

Name: Cerulean
Colour: Pink
Class1: Interjectionmancer
Class2: Ventriloquist
Weapon: VOICE
Why? I erroneously believe she is my long-lost twin sister.
Signed: Sir Totally-not-a-knight Rillian

When Kuolema's tested the footing, uh, follow neatly after everyone else, really.

Fish around for a rock or something, then throw it into the moat!

Then run across the bridge in case bad stuff happens D:

Name: Slimecop
Colour: #0066CC
Class 1: Detective
Class 2: Enforcer
Weapon: THE LAW
Why do you want to save this girl again? She has to appear in court for that speeding ticket she got a while back.
Signed: Inspector Slimecop

emaN Tries to summon some apple juice but nothing happens. he claims that this doesn't usually happen. It's a thankless job being an Impotence Wizard. no one will ever truly understand.

Kuolema checks the bridge out cautiously. it SEEMS legit. Bouillon follows closely behind.

Jelly throws a stone into the moat. It splashes pretty uneventfully. That's just orange juice down there.



Prince uses his SUMMONING POWERS to summon the dread Count and be over with, quite frankly, a lot of hassle.



Count Von Slimejerk decides in his infinite wisdom to decline your summon request.



But he certainly appreciates the warning. He totally knows you're here now.

MEANWHILE, BEHIND THE TURBO-CASTLE



Sir Blobbington III, Vora, Al, Lay ZeBonz and Honest Jim of Squad B are deployed!

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Squad C begins to form.

This will be the last Squad

Al determines the value of the castle to figure out if the Count has been paying enough property tax.

Lay ZeBones summons a radiation zombie to assault the castle for him while he snacks on his Chee-Z Puffs.