Beanpig Adventurer

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Silly little game partly written by an RNG. Go exploring, make friends with your adorable squeaking, and be the Beanpig Adventurer!
Updates on a 'whenever I feel like it' basis.

You are a BEANPIG hankering for ADVENTURE. Before your li'l beanpiggy wishes are granted, though, we'll need to know more about you!

Beanpig Customization
Part 1/3

Pick yourself a COLOR:

1. Red
   
2. Green
   
3. Blue
   
4. Yellow
   
5. Pink
   
6. Purple
   

And a SIZE:

1. Small
   
2. Average
   
3. Large
   
4. Very Large
   

And a NAME.
>_

CLIFFORD, the VERY LARGE RED beanpig

Jelly, the small pink beanpig :3

>You are a pink beanpig of average size.
>Jelly is a good name.

Jelly is very good

>You are a small, purple beanpig

You are JELLY, the VERY LARGE PINK beanpig.

VERY LARGE beanpigs have superior STRENGTH and HEALTH compared to their smaller brethren. However, they're naturally SLOW.

Beanpig Customization
Part 2/3

Beanpigs, unlike more complex species, have few COMBAT-RELEVANT ASPECTS. So, you have 6 POINTS to spend across 4 CATEGORIES: Strength, Speed, Flexibility, and Luck.

Base COMBAT STATS for VERY LARGE beanpigs, prior to customization:

HEALTH: 5 (fixed)

STRENGTH: 3
SPEED: 0
FLEX: 0
LUCK: 1

The typical beanpig prefers a domestic versus adventuring lifestyle. They're traditionally companion animals, which means their SOCIALLY-RELEVANT ASPECTS carry more weight!

You have 10 POINTS to spend across 4 CATEGORIES: Smarts, Charisma, Breeding, and Obedience. These aspects will benefit you most when socializing. Depending on the situation, however, they might be relevant elsewhere!

Base SOCIAL STATS, prior to customization:

SMARTS: 0
CHARISMA: 0
BREEDING: 0
OBEDIENCE: 0

Allot away!

>_

put everything into breeding

put everything into breeding

Half into breeding, half into charisma

CHARISMA: 1
BREEDING: 8
OBEDIENCE: 1

CHARISMA: 1
BREEDING: 8
OBEDIENCE: 1

same

STRENGTH: 3
SPEED: 3
FLEX: 3
LUCK: 1


SMARTS: 1
CHARISMA: 1
BREEDING: 7
OBEDIENCE: 1

we don't need luck; we can get lucky very easily

Put it all in luck, luck is always important

STRENGTH: 3
SPEED: 1 (+1)
FLEX: 2 (+2)
LUCK: 4 (+3)

SMARTS: 1 (+1)
CHARISMA: 3 (+3)
BREEDING: 5 (+5)
OBEDIENCE: 1 (+1)

You are JELLY, the VERY LARGE PINK beanpig.

You're SIMPLE-MINDED, but SUPER CUTE and WELL-BRED. You have DIFFICULTY FOLLOWING ORDERS. You give the impression of a spoiled pet.

STRENGTH: 3 (+0)
SPEED: 3 (+3)
FLEX: 3 (+3)
LUCK: 1 (+0)

SMARTS: 1 (+1)
CHARISMA: 3 (+3)
BREEDING: 5 (+5)
OBEDIENCE: 1 (+1)

Beanpig Customization
Part 3/3

Now it's time to pick a SUBSPECIES. At full maturity, beanpigs will sprout a single flower from their head. The type of flower indicates the beanpig's SPECIAL ABILITY! There are a great many beanpig subspecies, but for our purposes, you can be one of the following.:

ROSE: You can sprout thorns all over your body. Good in combat scenarios; inconvenient literally everywhere else. You're more likely to successfully intimidate others.
TULIP: You can glow at will, like a big beanpig-shaped tea light! Adventurers may gravitate towards you for this useful talent.
CHAMOMILE: You have a 'soothing aura' that can ease tensions in unpleasant scenarios. You're more likely to talk (squeak?) your way out of fights.
WATER LILY: Unlike other beanpigs, you can survive underwater for hours at a time, and are a natural swimmer. You heal in the rain.

Pick one!

>_

Chamomile, for maximum charm and poise!

We are a fancy beanpig, after all.

> Tulip.

Chameowmile!!!!

Chamomile!

Chamomile fo sure

Customization Complete!
JELLY the BEANPIG ADVENTURER is born!

Congratulations! You're all set for BEANPIG ADVENTURES. You can review your CHARACTER SHEET in the spoilers at the end of every update. Game mechanics will be explained as they become relevant. For now, pat yourself on the back for a PIG WELL MADE, and let's begin!

EXT. VILLAGE MARKET - DAY

The midsummer sun sits high in the sky, and you are on the auction block. Your late owner had no inheritors; after she passed, the authorities wrangled you into a cage and shipped you off to be 're-homed'. You're a very large beanpig, you see. There wasn't room for you at the shelter.

...Not to say there's room for you here. You barely fit in this barred box. There's a tiny water dish at your feet, and the ragged tarp draped over your cage spares you from sunburn.

A crowd has gathered to observe you. The beanpig trader extols your superior breeding and docility, but no-one moves to bid. Beanpigs your size aren't commonly kept.

What will you do?

>_

CHARACTER SHEETShow

You are JELLY, the VERY LARGE PINK beanpig.

You're SIMPLE-MINDED, but SUPER CUTE and WELL-BRED. You have DIFFICULTY FOLLOWING ORDERS. You give the impression of a spoiled pet.

LIFE -------- 5/5 (fixed)
DEF --------- 3/3 (fixed)
SPEC. ------- Chamomile; Soothing Aura

STRENGTH ----- 3
SPEED ----------- 3
FLEX ------------ 3
LUCK ------------ 1

SMARTS ---------- 1
CHARISMA -------- 3
BREEDING -------- 5
OBEDIENCE ------- 1

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Head ------ None
Back ------ None
Legs ------ None

Bag ---------- Mouth (capacity 0/1)

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Wink very charmingly at the crowd. Maybe single out someone who looks like they'd be a chill or sympathetic beanpig haver.

Horf chamomile goodness all over the crowd

Roll over onto your back, organize revolution

Horf chamomile goodness all over the crowd

2nd

>show off your cool dancin' skills. By dancing I mean having a violent seizure on the ground and make people fear for their life and pray to their gods in fear of what may come.