HappyHour

You are humble bartender, working at the cities most popular casino, "Crescent ace".
during a fairly average night shift, A large (and threatening) group of people busted into the casino and started capturing people left and right! thankfully, due to your quick thinking, you managed to hide yourself in the wine cellar, hoping to wait out what ever commotion happening above you.

What will you do?

Get yourself a drink, right from the tap

weep gently

Don't wine about it.

What time is it?

Get yourself a drink, right from the tap

Absolutely not! drinking on the job is not only irresponsible, its against the rules. besides, your not much of a drinker anyway.

Check pockets for accoutrements

What time is it?

You have no idea what time it is. in your haste to evade capture, you left your TRUSTY POCKET WATCH behind.

What have you got on you?

retrieve arms from pockets.

Look for something to arm yourself with.

Check pockets for accouterments

unfortunately, you left all your "accoutrements" with your watch. or more specifically, IN your watch, as your TRUSTY POCKET WATCH can not only tell the time, but also doubles as your inventory. the only thing you have on you currently are a few stray wine corks and bottle caps that somehow found there way into your pockets.

Dude you seriously goofed

You need to SEIZE INITIATIVE and junk, rescue the casino from the clutches of those kidnappers! You don't have time to be moping in a cellar wishing this wasn't happening!

>Find string, elastic, or other stretchy substance that you could use to make a slingshot.

Dude you seriously goofed

You need to SEIZE INITIATIVE and junk, rescue the casino from the clutches of those kidnappers! You don't have time to be moping in a cellar wishing this wasn't happening!

Yeah! Your right! You dont have to take this! your going to march on up there, get your stuff, and teach these crooks a thing or two about messing with YOUR workplace!

Charge up the stairs, screaming a warcry

Charge up the stairs, screaming a warcry

WHO WANTS TO FIGHT YOU ARE READY TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Get some corks/caps in your hand as ammo, and be prepared to throw them at any assailants!

Get some corks/caps in your hand as ammo, and be prepared to throw them at any assailants!

that would be a good idea, if there were actually anyone here. to be honest, you should be thankful there isnt. your eyes would have needed time to adjust, and anyone could have easily gotten the drop on you. however, it does seem like someone WAS here. your wine pantries been picked clean, and your bar stools are missing. your hope your TRUSTY POCKET WATCH managed to get overlooked.

look for secret compartments

Well, let's see if that happened, then. Where did you leave it?

admire these sweet wood floors

look for secret compartments

what kind of bar has secret compartments?
unfortunately, your TRUSTY POCKET WATCH is gone, as you expected. great. you might as well hand yourself to these crooks on a silver platter

Duck down behind the bar, someone's coming in

Grab a heavy object, up to and including the bar, somebody's coming

Duck down behind the bar, someone's coming in

What? but no one's-



HOLY SHIT ITS A MIDGET WITH A KNIFE