The Legend of Fat Chance

You are Fat Chance, the greatest dice shooter of your generation. Snake Eyes, Hard Fours, Yahtzees, you can land anything at anytime against anybody. Your dice skills are unmatched, unequaled, and unbeatable. All the scum-shooting scrubs tremble when they hear that Fat Chance is strolling up their alleyway.



Okay just, squeeze in, that's okay alright, okay this is doable come on this okay alright okay lets try from the side okay no no no okay fuck

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SpoilerTHE STORY BEHIND THE CREATION...
<g0m>enter the cave of dragens
<wheat> fat chance
<g0m> kk
<Mehga> "The Legend of Fat Chance"
<Mehga> "Fat Chance was the greatest dice shooter of his age"
<Mehga> "Snake Eyes, Hard 4s, Yahtzees, he could land anything at anytime"
<Mehga> "But his weight problem prevented him from entering most alleyways"
...IS REALLY BORING

Pray to the gods to roll a pair in your favor, and extricate you from this situation.

>Just pick up the buildings and move them out of your way!

>Just shoot from there. It's not like the cops are gonna see what's going on in front of you.

Fatty.

Why were you in an alleyway to begin with? You *know* you have problems with those!

...chocolate cake?

Inhale REALLY HARD.

The chances of you getting in there are slim.

Too bad your arch-enemy, Slim To None, is waiting unawares on the other side.

> get stuck.

>Realize that those aren't buildings but are, in fact, a pair of giant dice. Go ahead and roll them.