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The Legend of Fat Chance - Mehgamehn - 03-21-2012
![[Image: FatChance.png]](https://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g408/Mehgamehn/FatChance.png)
You are Fat Chance, the greatest dice shooter of your generation. Snake Eyes, Hard Fours, Yahtzees, you can land anything at anytime against anybody. Your dice skills are unmatched, unequaled, and unbeatable. All the scum-shooting scrubs tremble when they hear that Fat Chance is strolling up their alleyway.
![[Image: FatChance2.png]](https://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g408/Mehgamehn/FatChance2.png)
Okay just, squeeze in, that's okay alright, okay this is doable come on this okay alright okay lets try from the side okay no no no okay fuck
RE: The Legend of Fat Chance - fakeimpostor - 03-21-2012
Pray to the gods to roll a pair in your favor, and extricate you from this situation.
RE: The Legend of Fat Chance - Dragon Fogel - 03-21-2012
>Just pick up the buildings and move them out of your way!
RE: The Legend of Fat Chance - SleepingOrange - 03-21-2012
>Just shoot from there. It's not like the cops are gonna see what's going on in front of you.
Fatty.
RE: The Legend of Fat Chance - AgentBlue - 03-21-2012
Why were you in an alleyway to begin with? You *know* you have problems with those!
...chocolate cake?
RE: The Legend of Fat Chance - MaxieSatan - 03-21-2012
Inhale REALLY HARD.
RE: The Legend of Fat Chance - Pick Yer Poison - 03-21-2012
The chances of you getting in there are slim.
Too bad your arch-enemy, Slim To None, is waiting unawares on the other side.
RE: The Legend of Fat Chance - btp - 03-22-2012
> get stuck.
RE: The Legend of Fat Chance - GreyGabe - 03-22-2012
>Realize that those aren't buildings but are, in fact, a pair of giant dice. Go ahead and roll them.