A Very Serious Adventure

SMITE

Buuuuh. Find something to hit him with. That isn't highly deadly. Or someting like that.

>Berate him mercilessly over his stupid clothes and just what a dumb butt he is.

Clearly you should have a change of heart about Johnathan the Female Clown Citizen, she is clearly your future love interest in this hell hole and might be who you are looking for.

I might not even be paying attention but you go talk to her right this instant mister.

>Just walk past. You're an angel, what's some gibbering clown with a sword going to do to you?

This is stupid. So stupid you're not even going to pay any attention to it.



ARGH YOU HATE THIS KINGDOM SO MUCH

SMITE

You are not going to let this imbecile get away with that.



"ANGEL SPHERE!"

>Berate him mercilessly over his stupid clothes and just what a dumb butt he is.

"What kind of stupid armor is that? And can't you even talk properly? I hate this entire kingdom!"





"Thruzako harguri miyoso?"
Once again, you have no idea what he just said. Although he seems to be angry now.

How are you going to handle this now?

Yell at him to speak up, obviously
Shouting is always the answer

I don't think he's actually mad at you.

Poke him!

Man just tell him you're here to burn some documents like you burnt him. He'll probably have some rediculous reaction and let you pass while muttering more gibberish.

Maybe

Maybe he's unintelligible because he's wearing too many helmets? Just

Take all his helmets off

Or something

Compare him to mint chocolate chip ice crea-- wait

uh

He's, uh, cool, so no need to get all hot and bothered, right?

Maybe

Maybe he's unintelligible because he's wearing too many helmets? Just

Take all his helmets off

Or something

Whatever he's saying must be muffled by this stupid helmet.



ARGH HOW MANY HELMETS DOES THIS IMBECILE HAVE



"Thakhara toogatsi miroba!"

You hate this kingdom so much.

Yell at him to speak up, obviously
Shouting is always the answer

"Speak up! I have no idea what you're saying!"



"RUSARGA NITHALDO BRUSCIDA!"

This is just ridiculous.





Well, that could have gone better. At least you managed to get inside, though. Now what?

Fiddle with the controls at random.

Fiddle with the controls methodically.

Say hi to the face-panel thing under the controls.

Mmm! Strawberry!

Play some games to distract yourself from everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2ZkJd4u...re=related

>Burn this place to the ground, grind whatever remains to dust, and salt the earth after you're done. That ought to delay this paperwork nicely.

> Readers: Disregard sloppily pasted wings on last panel.

>Readers: Appreciate series of cameos