So Okay.

So'kay. you're this guy, 'Kay? And you're just standing there waiting to do somefing, 'Kay?
BUT FOR SOME RAISIN YOU DON NOT HAIF A NAME!
WHAT IS BE YOUR NAMM?! KAAAYYY?!

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SpoilerYes. This will be the most fucked up Textventure ever.

Name.

'Kay so.
Your name is Name, 'Kay. 'Kay?
Allrigjt.
We're gonna adveance.
your stanfding on somne grass. it fweels nice.
You seenm a rode up 'head.
Go git!

> literally, git the road. Start punching the road for no reason.

> Go eat a slice of Kayke

The Rode is in your head. You rode the Rode.

It's clearly a trap. Head in the opposite direction.

> Follow the road, but don't go on it.

'Kay, so you go eat some kayke from your supper pocket. You're jusst staring ath the rode. You PUCH NTHE RODA WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT AND IT TUNS RAWUND!
It does dis bcus it is in your head butt whatverer.
so you go in d opposed dearection woch is aslo yhe ryght dearection. you run acshully, because it is the betters.
you goon find youssef at a door. in the door is the ouside of a house. YOU ARE INM A FUKIN HOOSE!
OLE SHITE!

> Ask house owner if you can use their bathroom

go stand in a field west of a white house.

So 'Kay... You turn around and ask the hiuse oowner if you can start pooing in his bathroom. d'you reLize there is none around uou and you go into bathrum.
'Kay. You open up yoour laptiup that you took out of your supper pocket ant start playing ZROK.
You are standing in a field. You see a white house to the east.
>_ Eet gras.
Please input a command that makes sense... Asshole.
'Kay dos gaem suuuux

> Go to the white house and ask if you can use their bathroom

> Go to the white house and ask if you can use their bathroom

> Go to the White House and ask if you can use their bathroom

So'kay you go an leaf da hous ein order to go into the WHITE HOUUSE. Fro some reason, Bill Clinton is waiting for yuo there and he says hi. You say
"I WAHNT TAH USE YER BAFFROOM."
"Huh sure there, fellah."
AND THEN HE KICKS YOU AAND YOU FLI INTAH DEH WITE HOUS' BAFFROOM.
S'okay now you're om the super baffroom and you art doing somefing.

Texting your broseph.

> LICK

'Kay so you bring your sellfone onto the baffroom and lick text to your buddy.

Dilog lawg

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Name, 'Kay?:HEEEY. HAY. ASNER YUR FOOONE.
Koonies: YEEEAH BUDY!
Name, 'Kay?:HEY WASUP? 'KAY
Koonies: NAMACHU
Name, 'Kay?:KOOL I'MA HANGUPNOW, 'KAY?
Koonies: BYE.

So you hang up, 'kay? Now you finished in tha baffroom.
You leave and OH NOES BILL CLINTON HAD KIDNAPS YOU IN A BAG.
Now you go bump everyonce inn a while! 'Kay?

> NO. NOT OKAY. GET OUT OF THE BAAAAG!

Tell Clinton to stop baggin' you out bro.

>You still have your phone right. Call Clinton on his phone to ask him what's up

'Kay so you get out of Clinton's evil bag of bumpiness that you discover was full of HOES!
HOES EVEYWHERE INSIDE THE VAN!
You pcik up the gradening hoes and putem beck in teh bag.
"ITS 'KAY" You say, "NONE WIL HERT YOJU ANIMOR."
Clinton look at you and say
"Hey, buddy. What are you doing out of that bag of hoes? ProPANE."
IT IS THEN YOU REELIZ THAT IT'S ACTUALLY HANK HILL!1!!11one
Youou pick up your fon and kall him but he juss puches you in the face and say
"Hey man, I'm right here!"

> take his fist and Eat It

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> Do the worm.

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> take his fist and Eat It

I knew EXACTLY where that was going.

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Took me a while to find that and no that is not a reference to the person.

'Kay so you pock up his hand of the floor and you put it in your mouth and eat it.
You here
"ProPAAANE" Coming from nextm to you and you're just like Das roight.
So know you're sitting there, 'kay? and you deside to lep out the window and do a barrell rol.
Wen you land you start rithing on the gorund like a worm and do the wyrm liek a boss.
Then you fly up in the air 'cause that's wat a worm dos, right? 'KAAAY?!