hawkspace SECRET SHITPOST SANTA! 2019!

Tucking a little late under the frigid wing of December, I present to you hawkspace SECRET SHITPOST SANTA! 2019! Just like previous years, I call upon the eagletimers of the world (and the other ones beyond our frail solar system), fledgling and crow-ne,  to participate in this joyous ritual. 

"But The Ghost of Shitposting Past," you sigh, "How can I join when I feel I can't offer some quality content???"

"oooooooooo, nonsense. This is an exchange of shitposts. Anything you can make, be it an icon, word slurry, song, recording, haiku, pictures of a series of eggs painted to tell a story, soliloquy, play, YouTube Dot Com Video, image, gif (pronounced gif), jpeg, icon, html game, letter, icon, etc. You could even mix a variety of these things to make a new thing. The pressure is off! You just need to be able to make a thing that you can send via the internet. Look at the previous years (seen above) if you're stumped on what a good shitpost looks like. Hint: whatever goes! I am a dead ghost oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Basically, you send a shitpost to a randomly assigned participant.

All participants will be given the password to this account that they can use to send out their secret shitpost gift using the PM system. Please try to send your shitposts out between December 24th and December 30th. It's no fun to not get one.

BEWARE   : The sign-up deadline was the 17th of December (Signups are closed)!

Signups (No Limit):

1. Reyweld

2. Numbers

3. kilozombie

4. Our Lady of Lampreys 

5. fourwalls

6. Joe Starman

7. kirinMaster

8. a52

9. Myeth

10. goblin's

In, and I'll be one of the two people who are giving out the names

In

In!!!

In.

In, please!

One (1) ticket please.

Hoi

greetings

Lemme in, LEMME INNN

You know what?









I'm in

The deadline is in three days, sign up while you can!

One day left! Sign-up!

Secret Shitposting Begin!

just like previous years my laptop has become borked and i may not be able to do a good shiptoast

Greetings, Four Walls...

I hear
I Hear you like BLOOD

oh okay blood huh well

GET READY TO LOOK AT AN IMAGE

THAT MIGHT IN FACT REFLECT YOUR OWN SOUL

BACK TO YOU LIKE A MIRROR

look at it



now you know the dark secret... of blood

hope it didn't... Scare you too bad

HAPPY SHITPOSTING HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!! CHRISTMASS!! 
santa

HELLO, LADY OF LAMPREYS.
I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU.

IT HAS TRIED TO KILL ME A MINIMUM OF FOUR TIMES WHILE I WAS DELIVERING IT.
I APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE.

The Ghost of Shitposting Past has paid a visit to kirinMaster.

Off topic but happy birthday ghost of shitposting past, we OUT here

I am horrible at this I haven't got a shitpost yet

Don't worry, you have until almost New Years. I am also not yet done

Myeth has received his shitpost!

Everyone has until the 30th so if you haven't finished your shitpost get oooooooooon it! OoooOooOooooOoooO

Get your shitposts in! The bells are a ringing, and only 4 people have confirmed sending their gift.

goblin's had the  shitpost using delivery. Enjoy!!