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"Oh! Hello there! You must be the new candidate!"
"Before we get into things, there are a few details we must first make note of.
Now then, are you a boy or-? Oh, pardon me, I see here that you are a girl, very good.
What is your name?"
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08-25-2019, 12:42 AM
"Weird question! I generally go by whatever my closest friends call me. Considering what I've had to do to get here, you're presently my closest friend! I guess I'll go by 'None' until you come up with a nickname."
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Chelgon
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08-25-2019, 09:49 AM
>Famine
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08-25-2019, 07:04 PM
(08-25-2019, 12:50 AM)CherryPetrichor Wrote: »Chelgon
"Chelgon? Ah, yes that must be one of these nicknames the kids are all about
these days. Let's see.. yes, it says here your name is Michelle Gonzalez! A pleasure to
meet you, Michelle, I am Professor Quincy Fusiformis, but most just call me the
crytter Prof!"
"Now that that is out of the way..."
"Welcome to the world of crytters!"
"Now you may be asking yourself, "Professor, what is a crytter?" And we'll get to that shortly!
But first, this is what is called a Crytter Crate. It is a mobile storage system for crytters that
contains a miniature dimension, allowing you to transport an infinite amount of crytters with
you wherever you go! Crate, open!"
"And here we have a crytter! This crytter is known as a Splegg. Crytters are creatures that inhabit our world.
We live alongside them, we keep them as pets, we train them, and some people even participate in crytter battles!"
"Crytters can be composed of various substances, and are placed into three categories: Animal,
Vegetable, and Mineral. You might be inclined to think Splegg here would be in the Animal
category, but you would be mistaken! Splegg is a Mineral crytter, and what appears to be organic
yolk is actually a thick soup of calcium carbonate.
Any questions so far?"
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08-25-2019, 08:37 PM
Can we eat them
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08-25-2019, 08:40 PM
>"Did you just get out of bed? Your hair is a mess."
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>Can I have your glasses?
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There aren't any fungus crytters?
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08-25-2019, 11:12 PM
i have several questions, the number of which is 20
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Can you keep people in crates? Are we in a crate right now?
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08-26-2019, 06:08 PM
(08-25-2019, 08:37 PM)Schazer Wrote: »Can we eat them
"I mean... Yeah."
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There aren't any fungus crytters?
"Good question! In fact there are fungal crytters! Typically, crytters that don't fall exactly into one of the categories are ascribed a Primary category and a Secondary category, to describe their characteristics. Take Mushraca here for example, it is primarily an animal crytter, and secondarily a vegetable crytter, owing to the combination of features that fungi posess."
"The way this elemental circle works, is that animal crytters consume vegetable crytters, vegetable crytters leach off of mineral crytters, and mineral crytters crush animal crytters. There are, as with anything, exceptions that prove the general rules, but they are too few to mention. In essence, if you're fighting a vegetable crytter, an animal-type attack would be very powerful against it, while a vegetable-type attack would be normally effective, and a mineral-type attack would be less effective."
"Rarely, there will be crytters that possess no material characteristics, and they are placed into the special category of Immaterial. Such crytters consist of things like gasses, spirits, or energy. None of the three regular types are extra powerful against Immaterial crytters, and are instead all normally effective. The opposite is also true, Immaterial attacks will deal normal damage to all three regular types of crytters. Now then, now that we've gone over the basics of crytters, it's time to tell you about the reason you're here today... "
"The Crytter Catching Coalition! The CCC is an international organization that was founded to oversee all things crytter. They create the rules and regulations for crytter battling and training, give out crytter catcher licenses, and run the crytter catcher championship tournament! I am a certified CCC associate, and I have made it my life's work to create a comprehensive Crytterpedia, a catalogue of every crytter species in existence! As a CCC associate, I am authorized to mentor aspiring crytter catchers such as yourself. Becoming a fully licensed crytter catcher of the CCC is no easy feat, however! Membership is highly competitive, and while there haven't been any other local candidates in... a while... or ever, really, you just so happen to have a rival also applying for CCC membership. "
"She's a part of a very prestigious family of crytter catchers, but I seem to have misplaced her paperwork... Do you happen to remember her name?"
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> Gary "Godamn" Oak
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08-26-2019, 07:39 PM
> Damn
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> Gronkintho
I thought it would be funny.
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>Doofus McDummy. Tee hee...
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(08-27-2019, 01:34 AM)FlanDab Wrote: »Elektra (08-26-2019, 09:47 PM)thriggle Wrote: »>Dennis
"Ah yes that's right, her name is Elektra Dennis, heir to the Dennis family legacy of crytter catchers!"
"Now then! I do believe I've carried out all the necessary exposition, and it's time for you to enter the world of Crytters!"
"Oh, before you go, one last thing. Let's get this introduction palette switched off."
"There we are, much better. Now go, young Michelle! I'll be seeing you soon!"
"Zzzzzz..."
"!" You awake with a start. You were having strange dreams, something about a man with a moon for a head... The details quickly fade away from your waking mind. Suddenly, you remember, today is the day you start your path toward being a licensed crytter catcher! Professor Fusiformis agreed to be mentor you on your way, you should head to his lab to see what you need to do first.
What will you do?
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08-28-2019, 03:13 AM
>Rummage around and pocket everything that isn't nailed down.
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>access computer, retrieve potion
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08-28-2019, 08:31 PM
Have a cursory glance at bookshelf contents, posters, etc etc
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