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i guess we're going dungeoning

Dirt, Edgar and Sliverslice hop over to the Dungeon Asteroid, and find themselves in a dungeon. They are currently at the dungeon entrance in a large room with seven South American Cavy Rodents. There is a regular looking door to the east and a white stone door with black spots to the west.

Sollux Captor remains on the empty asteroid. Obviously you don't move just because other people move.

The asteroids you can jump to are a Farm asteroid, a Math asteroid and a Farm Math asteroid. Note that if you are not at the entrance or exit of a dungeon, you cannot hop to another asteroid. Without having problems that is. Unless of course you are not in a dungeon at all.

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Dirt (BananaPanda)
Reality: 50%
Crumb Buildup: 0%

Edgar Turnt (Colby)
Reality: 50%
Armor: 100%

Sliverslice (AgentBlue)
Reality: 50%
Greg Durability: 100%

Sollux Captor (I'm not sure)
Reality: 50%
Dreams: 200%

what are my moves?
I feel like i should move forward in the party, set down a defensive stance and get to tanking.

INTO THE DUNGEON

Maybe we should get Sollux first before we just jump in to this dungeon, also don't go into the regular door, it is definitely a deathtrap.

Edgar Turnt moves to the front of the party. However it cannot start tanking because there it does not have a tank to fill up, or a liquid to fill a tank with for that matter. Sliverslice is already in the dungeon. Dirt does not go in the regular door. The South American Cavy Rodents ignore you guys.

You don't have any "Moves". We never recovered a character sheet fragment that contained such a line.

The asteroids you can hop to are a Lime asteroid or a Junk asteroid.

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Dirt (BananaPanda)
Reality: 50%
Crumb Buildup: 0%

Edgar Turnt (Colby)
Reality: 50%
Armor: 100%

Sliverslice (AgentBlue)
Reality: 50%
Greg Durability: 100%

Sollux Captor (I'm not sure)
Reality: 50%
Dreams: 200%

Edgar gets the jump on some cavy rodents.

What happens when Dirt goes into the other door? Do I find some treasure?~

Note: You should make it more clear what you want to do. Otherwise I'll misinterpret it and make fun of you. Like, on purpose.

Greg and the 'slice join Edgar.

Dirt says "Screw it" and backtracks to join Greg, Slice and Edgar.

After some deliberation, Dirt, Greg'slice and Edgar attack and kill three of the South American Cavy rodents. The remaining four fight back and kill Dirt, Sliverslice and Edgar.

The three appear on a random empty asteroid and have each lost 5% Reality. 5% Greg durability has also been lost. Armor has not been lost because no damage was averted. It seems that without any stats, everyone and everything is equally deadly. Even if they are basically just Guinea Pigs.

The asteroids you can hop to are a Steam Vent asteroid and a Quiz asteroid.

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Dirt (BananaPanda)
Reality: 45%
Crumb Buildup: 0%

Edgar Turnt (Colby)
Reality: 45%
Armor: 100%

Sliverslice (AgentBlue)
Reality: 45%
Greg Durability: 95%

Sollux Captor (I'm not sure)
Reality: 50%
Dreams: 200%

Dirt attempts to play a song with his ukulele to cheer up his companions.

Greg digs at the asteroid with his weird knife and attempts to ingest some reality.

Respawn?

Dirt plays a song... You get to decide for yourself how motivated that makes you. Edgar cannot respawn because he has already respawned and cannot respawn again without dying first. Greg attempts to consume the reality of the asteroid. Unfortunately barren asteroids do not have any reality that can be devoured. Which means that different kinds of asteroids do!

Asteroids you can hop to are a Mine asteroid, a Fish asteroid and a Flower asteroid.

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Dirt (BananaPanda)
Reality: 45%
Crumb Buildup: 0%

Edgar Turnt (Colby)
Reality: 45%
Armor: 100%

Sliverslice (AgentBlue)
Reality: 45%
Greg Durability: 95%

Sollux Captor (I'm not sure)
Reality: 50%
Dreams: 200%

Dirt decides to head over to the flower asteroid, but first he produces toast and begins to eat some of it in an attempt to regain reality.

P.S dirt gets really into his music as he plays it.

Where can edgar get some stats for either himself or enemies.
also just keep fighting the cavy rodents until they are all dead.

You cannot fight the Cavy Rodents because you are no longer on the dungeon asteroid. Please reread the last couple of update posts.

Greg and the knife join the journey to the flower asteroid

Dirt grabs a handful of dirt and flowers and shoves it into his only hole to consume it.

Dirt hops over to the flower asteroid, consuming an infinitoast. This regenerates 1% reality but causes 5% crumb buildup as it crams it back down the same hole it came from.

Greg and Sliverslice also come.

There are unsurprisingly a lot of flowers on the flower asteroid.
The following flowers can be seen.
a green flat petaled flower,
a red pointy petal flower,
a blue flat petal flower,
a red round petaled flower,
a red flat petal flower,
a green round petal flower,
a blue round petal flower,
a green pointy petal flower,
a blue pointy petal flower.

Dirt then grabs some dirt and flowers from the asteroid. Dirt's Crumb Buildup statistic changes to a Crumb and other random shit buildup statistic, and increases by 30%!

Sollux Captor stops being a thing because nobody took a turn for it.

The asteroids you can hop to are a lead asteroid and a fur asteroid.

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Dirt (BananaPanda)
Reality: 46%
Crumb and other random shit Buildup: 35%

Edgar Turnt (Colby)
Reality: 45%
Armor: 100%

Sliverslice (AgentBlue)
Reality: 45%
Greg Durability: 95%

Dirt attempts to clean out his holes.

nevermind haha

fur asteroid?

Guess the mine asteroid is our best bet then. Maybe the mine is a dungeon too