Clip Art Adventure

> Enough running this is just snowballing. Kill the dog. Use the dog's corpse to block the lava flow and shoot Lava Poseidon with that giant rifle

Run

>Over the water.

Politics.

Do your patriotic duty.

With sandwiches.

Rule the island tyrannically

hit on her

Be crushed under that flower!

Flower: Beat her up.

>Aeroplane: be revealed as the mastermind behind the flower-beatings.

Aeroplane > Kidnap love interest.

Don't just stand there, intervene. Selflessly take a beating in place of your duly elected representative.

Black Rectangle: Reveal true intentions.

Scream.

You don't date squares.

Black Square: Give boost

>The box has had enough of your backflips and lifts off the ground, offering to fly you.

>Black triangle: Give "boost."

You don't date podiums.

Conjure some jet engines or something for that podium and give chase!

Black shape, stop being so picky about commands and help the one you love.

Go to Russia. Bears are the solution to your problems.

>Time for a rousing inspirational speech to rally the bears to your cause!

Panda Bear: Not be a bear

> Prepare for Russia's "Oppisite effect's" to open you

Bears, marvel at the JetPodium.

Scream.

Eagles > Time

>Punch it in the face!

>Run away! Run away!

Wrap the truck up in that psychedelic tarp.

do a 360 spin then flip turnways onto the truck
then do a picard monover

>Run around to the other side and tip the truck over, stranding the face against some solid ground

>Pull yourself together and get out of there!

And while you're at it, do drugs. It doesn't seem like it'll make much of a difference.

Tragically separate from your clone while escaping.

Dance like nobody's watching.