The Grand Tweet II: Finished

Bob put away MIGHTY, and then looked on the floor. "Could it be... IT IS."

IT WAS LIVING HONEY!

The

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the

windswept legions flowed in the air

the gho s ts of a thousand

and the wind

was among them


alowly

leaching


a gale, a breeze, a-

Baskerville saw the entire world change. Everything looked straight out of an Alien movie. "Oh hell no. I'm not gettin' facehugged tonight."

"Greetings, human!" a kind alien said. "How can I assist you?"
Loquacious was startled.
"Er, could you please keep any disturbances away?"

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Spoilerstill here

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giant insects all over him

oh god aliens

i hate aliens

With Dracula gone, Brad suddenly finds himself surrounded by stinging insects.
"Do you want a drink?" one asked. "NO" he said, swatting it.

"Greetings human! Welcome to our plane-"
"KILL IT. KILL IT WITH GLASS."
Clones swarmed the innocent alien, murdering it up good.

Conway decided to try a less disastrous method this round. He found the head alien- shut up he did- and convinced him the others were evil.

"Who wants biscuits?" Willow don't care 'bout no tea! These gurls need some kickin' dance moves! She blasted her song.

As it turned out, the LIVING HONEY was really nice, but Bob thought it was a trick!

"YOU CAN'T TRICK ME HONEY!"
He punched it!

"That music is awfully loud", the tree groaned. "I shall go and put a stop to it."
Unfortunately he got lost and tripped over a wizard.

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Spoilergonna be here all night long

slowly removing himself from
the writhing sea,
he arrives on a bank
of honeycomb,
sees cloning man

"are you
are you a muse?"

(please say yes)

"...getthehellouttahere..."
A large alien tapped Loquacious on the shoulder.
"I'm going to have to ask you to stop your evil spell, sir."

"ALIENS EVERYWHERE. FUUUCK. WHERE IS PREDATOR WHEN YOU NEED HIM?" Baskerville then saw a tree/wizard pile. "CLOSE ENOUGH."

"I dislike alien insects, but these ones are polite", Brad said upon being asked to become the Predator.
"Therefore, get stuffed."

Man, after that one action, what else was there to do? He was kinda hungry.

And there is a lot of honey...

"My spell isn't evil... ack!"
A tree tripped over Loquacious at that moment.
"Oh dear. I'm sorry about that, sir. And about arresting you."

"Don't let haters keep me off my grind..."

- "Miss, we don't take kindly to foul language!"

Say what?

"Well screwhowhooooo you!" Baskerville unleashed the clones on the pair. While running like a sissy baby girl.

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Spoilerposting things

poet was ignored, in favor of the tree

the wordsmith
hated
hated the tree

he was going to kill that tree

like he killed his DREAMS

Conway could see everything. The entire hive, and every worker within it. It would be too much to handle for somebody that wasn't Conway.

Bob jumped and punched the cop that was arresting Loquacious.

"Let's go Wizardman, to the Obviously Evil Leader!"

Then the head alien arrested Loquacious, Brad, and Baskerville's clones on charges of being evil. They were detained in comfy honeycombs.

"Not again" he sighed, pressing against the bars.

Percy perched atop a nearby spire, a red gleam in his eye.

But having prisoners break into song and dance was Willow's thing! Dipping her hair in honey she performed her movie clip in the hive cells.