RE: Red
04-08-2016, 12:28 PM
shoot both of them in the eye
Red
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RE: Red
04-08-2016, 02:28 PM
Use one bullet for both asshole eyes
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RE: Red
04-09-2016, 12:35 AM
(This post was last modified: 04-09-2016, 12:36 AM by Whimbrel.)
Put your hands in the air like you don't care...that you just got shown up in the weaponry department. Whatever, guys. EASY WAY IT IS.
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RE: Red
04-09-2016, 10:37 AM
Fire wildly.
---- So very British / But then again | People are machines Machines are people | Oh hai there | There's no time ---- Superhero 1920s noir | Multigenre Half-Life | Changing the future | Command line interface Tu ventire felix? | Clockwork for eternity | Explosions in spacetime
RE: Red
04-10-2016, 07:46 AM
(04-08-2016, 05:37 AM)Sai Wrote: »You do, in fact, always have to do things the hard way. Luckily, as enormous and terrifying as the tooth-worm is, it is equally obvious about its vulnerability. It is time to shoot a monster in the mouth. Eye. Eyemouth. Whatever, bang bang. So... here's the thing. I don't actually know how to use the gun. It's a long story. I don't want to talk about it. (04-09-2016, 12:35 AM)Whimbrel Wrote: »Put your hands in the air like you don't care...that you just got shown up in the weaponry department. Whatever, guys. EASY WAY IT IS. Easy my bleepin ass. (04-10-2016, 04:01 AM)SirBlizz98 Wrote: »Skedaddle like crazy Now that's a mighty fine suggestion, but where?
RE: Red
04-10-2016, 08:45 AM
Jam that eye into yourself. Then you can have two!
---- So very British / But then again | People are machines Machines are people | Oh hai there | There's no time ---- Superhero 1920s noir | Multigenre Half-Life | Changing the future | Command line interface Tu ventire felix? | Clockwork for eternity | Explosions in spacetime
RE: Red
04-10-2016, 09:42 AM
>Jeeze Idunno where do you usually go to lay low when a job goes wrong? Home??
RE: Red
04-11-2016, 04:17 AM
Maybe you should just casually go the other direction. Go back to whatever it is you were doing.
RE: Red
04-11-2016, 10:31 AM
Try pressing the little bit that sticks off underneath the hole. the triggery thing. then you point it at the thing you want to stop moving
RE: Red
04-12-2016, 08:39 PM
Hide the eye in the ground. Obviously it's tracking you.
RE: Red
04-17-2016, 07:45 AM
(This post was last modified: 04-17-2016, 07:46 AM by Inexorp Inc.)
RE: Red
04-17-2016, 11:49 AM
Use the eye to fuel your transformation
{unstoppable force} ==> {immovable object}==>{unending abyss} ==>{inexhaustible candy}
RE: Red
04-17-2016, 01:46 PM
Well. I hope that eyeball was a tasty last meal. Climb the wall or something! Get out get out get out
---- So very British / But then again | People are machines Machines are people | Oh hai there | There's no time ---- Superhero 1920s noir | Multigenre Half-Life | Changing the future | Command line interface Tu ventire felix? | Clockwork for eternity | Explosions in spacetime
RE: Red
04-17-2016, 07:40 PM
Now, eat the spare eye that you were conveniently storing inside your face.
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