Chester Mafia Requiem: CHEST IN PEACE

Originally posted by a deleted user

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A bunch of people named chester wound up at the chesters of the world ceremony.  There was a thing in the pondwater and now they all went nuts ans might be killing each other/themselves?

Based on the highly existent "Jester is Mafia" by Dragon Fogel and "Jester is Mafia II: Second One" by Dragon Fogel (note to self: insert links). Roles and alignments will probably be counterintuitive and self-defeating and also  bblubblbuh.

Rules: 1. don't do shitty stuff, where shitty stuff is defined as doing shitty stuff.
2. it's a geame
3. don't talk outside of thread about game-related happenings.
4. i reserve the right to call your sister and ask her if she is free for the upcoming minor league baseball game.  it will be plutonic, not romantic because I am a writer and have heard she has experienced some interesting things in her many years of living. would like to get to know
5. don't copy paste things in your pms/quicktopics/ircs. you can paraphrase but don't copypaste.
6. beware of drunk drivers
Play?

1. Chester Fogel
2. Chesterbottles-- thirdparty aligned euthanasia assistant wanting all kinds of cultlery, won with a d4 suicide!!
3. ChesterOrange- Chester Molesters-aligned thiefman, died of snakepoison end of d4
4. ChesterBlue ??? went missing n2
5. ChestlyParanoid and Sdechester (was chesterel who may still return?)
6. ChestshireCat was cyber95
7. ChesterGuy
8. Chesterlaris- thirdparty aligned match-throwing gamblechester, starved to death end of d4
9. Chestcaliber
10. Chestzer-  aligned Bulletproof Lightningrod suicide day 2
11. Chesterblooded-thirdparty aligned unchester suicide day 4
12. Chesterthepen (CTP)- chestown-aligned snake cop, died of snakepoison end of d4
13. Chesterdini-thirdparty aligned rolephisher killed by drunk driver after no-lynch at end of day 2
14. pharmdrugs
15. ░untiʾ
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16. soundlyParanoid thirdparty aligned really false martyr, dead by drunk driving during night 2
17. Chwoka thirdparty aligned hungry bear, dead by drunk driver after no-lynch at end of day 3
more??????? who knows



Be fun and amusing! This game is a game meant to break the ice between peoples. The more you get into it for the fun aspect (roleplaying as your character or contributing to a friendlier and more entertaining game atmosphere), the more of a winner you are on the inside. (And I may re-roll once if there's an unfavorable diceroll result if there are random effects on your role and you are making the game more entertaining.)

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These are the mechanics of DAY ACTIONS.  Skip to the bottom if you don't want to read for the important stuff.

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CHESTER MAFIA INSTRUCTION MANUAL: DAY ACTIONS

Everyone, unless explicitly told differently in role PM, has 5 AP (Action Points) to use every day.
You can use it for one of 4 main categories:



FOOD and DRINK
-If you do not eat and drink one thing a day, you will not have the energy to do a night action.

CHESTER MAFIA takes place at a reunion picnic of the CHESTERS OF THE WORLD.  As such, it is stocked with foods and drinks you would find at a reunion. Also, there are limited supplies.

FOOD:

Vat o Soup: 5 cups are made a day.
Hot Dogs: 20
Hambourgers: 10
Steaks: 3 (A steak is too big to eat at one time! When taken, you eat a half to gain the food benefit of other foods and then save the other half of one for later.)
Twinkies: 12 in one box, 2 boxes (takes 3 twinkies to get the effect of one other piece of food meaning 3 ap to be fed for the day, so have fun with that)
Fish: there are unlimited fish. However, you must go fishing. It takes one AP to go fishing and there is a 33% chance of catching a fish per fishing AP.

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DRINKS:

Sodas: 24
Beers: 36 (For the remainder of the day, increases charisma by 1 and lowers inhibitions by 1 which reduces need for getting to know a person before doing some smooching.)
Water: unlimited (however, it takes 2 AP as it is pond water and it must be boiled before you drink it.)

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The other two are strategic-type categories of commands.

SOCIAL:

CONVERSE WITH
(will permanently lower inhibitions with that player by 1 point for both of you, also distracts person for duration of six posts (though person doing the talking cannot take advantage of the distraction. Distractions will be explained later.)[/size]
MAKE OUT WITH: Requires 2 AP
(Take 1 point away from 12 for each point of charisma held by the Make Outer, as well as 1 point taken away for each point of the Make Outee's inhibitions--this is the Oh Yeah Value. Now roll 2d6 (two six sided dice). If roll is equal to or greater than Oh Yeah Value, then your making-out has worked!  The other person expends 2 AP as well.  You two will be temporarily masonized tonight.  If it fails, add one point of inhibitions to the both of you for your awkward tongue failures/bad breath.)

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PLOY:

CREATE DISTRACTION:: 1-5 AP
Perform in quicktopic OR publicly saying how many AP you would like to use.  A random number and selection of users will be distracted; more players are likely to be distracted for a distraction attempt that uses more AP. Recently-distracted players CANNOT POST for the next six posts in thread. Effects of distraction toward things like snooping/snatching/etc. last until a player's next post.

Note: anyone who hasn't posted in the last 24 hours and/or 50 posts* (you just have to do one of them either to count as paying attention) is not paying attention and therefore they count as a distracted player.
*2 pages

SNATCH (Public): Take objects into your sole possession where no one else can get their greasy paws on them! Issue this command in your quicktopic.

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SpoilerMECHANICS FOR PUBLIC SNATCHING: Roll 2d6. For every non-distracted player, subtract 1 from 12 at chance of taking an object into your possession. Also subtract one for the number of objects being taken (you can only take multiple of identical objects in a SNATCH attempt).  If roll is at or above number, your attempt fails and is made public.  (for instance, 4 non-distracted players at an attempt to take 2 hot dogs while having +1 to charisma means:
12
-4 (7 of 11 remaining players are distracted; 4 are not distracted)
-2 (2 hotdogs)
+1 (+1 charisma bonus)
7
Any roll of 7 or higher fails.

SNATCH (Private):
Take something from someone! List in your quicktopic the specific item you would like to take from a specific player.  Subtract other player's inhibition points and your charisma from 12. Roll 2d6.  You must get equal or higher. Otherwise, it fails and the other person is notified. They gain one inhibition point against you.

SNOOP: 2 AP.
Distraction gives -6 from 12 at a chance of seeing that person's inventory. Lowered inhibitions subtract one as well to give you Lackadaisivalue.  Roll 2d6. You must roll equal to or higher than the lalalalvalue.  Otherwise, they are notified of your shit. They gain one inhibition point against you.

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You may attempt to do OTHER commands as well.  It probably won't work, because this game is buggy as hell and it hasn't been programmed very well, but you could always try! So that I know you're trying a OTHER command and you would like to use an AP, preface it with a >.

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So in summary, you can:

• EAT (pick object)
  
  
• DRINK (pick drink)
  
  
• CONVERSE WITH
  
  
• MAKE OUT WITH (2 AP)
  
  
• CREATE DISTRACTION (1-5 AP)
  
  
• SNATCH (specify public or private)
  
  
• SNOOP (2 AP)
  
  
• OTHER
  

The purple ones you do in a quicktopic. 

The important thing/"I don't want to read the above": no AP are required for voting.  If you don't want to read the above and don't want to bother with day actions, just know "you have to eat and drink something to do night actions." The reason I made it this way is so together we could play a game that not even I can understand what's going on. Thanks!

I heartily endorse this thread and am also signing up because I want to see what this game is like from the side where you have no clue what's going on.

Hey, this is a game I would like to join. But I'll be offline mostly until the tenth, so if that is a problem, then I guess you all hate me.

I hate you waterbottles

I am joining this game so I can do something about it

I already broke rule three. Hope that's cool.

Fine, you know what Slorange? I got a cooler newer friend that I'm going to pester about bees all the time from now on!
That'll show you.

Edit: "Waiterbobbles"? I don't even know where you guys are getting these from anymore.

RAAAAWR okay~

yes please

sounds like goodtimes

doin' it

I'm doin' it

am i late?????

you know what yes lets do this

Yeah sure

Chesterblooded joins if there's still room.

Sweet! I'm in.

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Spoilernext game will be Chest Hair Mafia, where we are all follicles waiting to be plucked, followed by Just Hare Mafia, where everyone's a rabbit, and then we go full circle.

Stay the hell away from my sister you dashing rogue

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Hey! Im new hear and actually found this forum by googling. I would love to join!

I'm up for this.

I was googling Jester Mafia and found Fogels first one and was intrigued.

Are there HIDDEN VALUES that dictate who gets first dibs on food, or is it (bar possible Racer Chester-esque roles) simple first-post first-served?

(I have no idea how this is all going to work but still thinks it looks amazing. Kudos, Wheat!)

In that case I wanna beer! And a steak!

(whaaat, timezones)

Do you have to know what's in somebody's inventory to snatch from them, or can you take a guess? And if they don't have the thing, is that an auto-fail?

Can you snatch things that are not in people's inventory but that they probably have anyway?

Is there a limit to the amount of potential beer consumed?

How many successful consecutive make out rolls does it take to get to second base?

When is the three legged race?

Did we all drive here, or did we take a bus? If we drove, is that murder-graph of particular relavence? (no because we are all awesome people)

What is the bonus for a rap battle victory? (yeah yeah if you're just typIng it's poetry, but if you are typing and pretending you're saying it then that's a completely different issue)

Who gets to pose for the 12-month calendar?

so when exactly do we start?

Will this be catered or should I just order a pizza?

It's me, I was trying to order a pizza