The Shitposting Thread

I maybe should just stop posting garbage? I admit, I have way too much fun posting a fresh load of croissants. It is something that makes this forum unique, and what originally attracted me to the forum (although my quality of shit-post has degraded severely since then). I will try to get good, and post only the finest of manure.

Also, maybe a strange place to ask people, but does anyone else know what a "Butter Tart" is? I just watched a video about linguistics in Canada (in class) and it said that "Butter Tart" was a strictly Canadian phrase and I find that hard to believe?

This is what a butter tart looks like:



It anyone is interested in a recipe I can also provide this.

what she says: I'm fine.

what she means: Milli as a prefix means 1000, or sometimes 1000 times smaller (mL, mg). So, if a millipede is a tiny many-legged creature, does that mean there is a "pede" that has only one leg, or is massive? And are they friendly, like millipedes, or are they evil, like centipedes? Is there an "eviler-as-it-has-less-legs" trend, and if so, is it logarithmic? Have they not started attacking humans because they are trapped underground? Should I be preparing for the pede apocalypse?

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"evil evil evil evil evil EVIL"

footophile

I found an image of a baby pede:



Thank you wheat for allowing me to more specify my search with the term "one foot"

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... image of a baby pede ...

apparently a snake born with a foot

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Hello there. I would like to discuss the idea of 'posting at a low quality threshold', or 'shitposting'. Would you say that shitposting is a system wherein higher quality posts rise to the top, and the remaining slurry collects at the bottom? Is there a quality control engineer? Are there permitted concentrations of spelling mistakes, grammatical errors, and offtopic banter? Please return a reply soon at the following address:

30 Poncington St
Arogaants
The Kingdom of Pryde

shitposting can be one or more of the following:

• croissant
  
• to make sexy happen
  

I am marking worksheets at work and putting stickers on everything as usual

I have a pack of stickers which come in nine designs, each of which is a ghost doing summer beach fun/nautical/piratical activities.

There are two quintessentially gender essentialist (gender quintessentialist?) designs, of a ghost in a pink bikini and a ghost in a grass skirt, for reasons I wish were opaque to me these are also the only two ghosts with eyelash and big-ass ribbons on their heads

japan, why you gotta

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*in science-laden poindexter voice* ACTually, this topic is all tomfoolery and nonsense for a more basic reason; I have done several rigorous calculations, and found that ghosts do not exist.

that's my impression of what marelo sounds like. they actually tried passing something like this off on me to my face if you can believe it

have you considered that ghosts are the fakest shit



and that you are the faker

the fraud

the yanker of chains in this interaction

my chain is yanked and i want you to think about what you've done

also my voice is different depending on who is hearing it, it's a magic thing, don't worry about it

Hello Marelo I see you are unrepentant in your no-ghosts-boasting

May I present a counterargument

ehy vrybodi ts ur favrit presn sy. nao nrmlee Shcrz iiz a priti kewlgui bt tday si dd sumthn rly nkewl wit hr hiprlnk adn oi tihkn disis a priti egregious brhc uv coonfedenz. ty 4 lissennign.

ur welcome

The poll at the top has an interesting 'feature'
I find it fitting for the thread.

spectral studies more like spectral duddies

like duds

heh

my magical inquiries have proven without a doubt that ghosts are not real things, they're so fake, don't even

that you got duped by some charlatans waving chains around, for shame

I really do enjoy me a fresh croissant:

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I don't know if you were trying to disappoint me with that image Reyweld but to be honest if you were you failed.

Why would I want to do that?

it's mighty tasty, full of vitamins, and, plot twist, dough!

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Humm, humm, humm-mm-mmm!