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RE: The Shitposting Thread
09-15-2015, 11:09 PM
Literally any post by me Wrote:I maybe should just stop posting garbage? I admit, I have way too much fun posting a fresh load of croissants. It is something that makes this forum unique, and what originally attracted me to the forum (although my quality of shit-post has degraded severely since then). I will try to get good, and post only the finest of manure.
Also, maybe a strange place to ask people, but does anyone else know what a "Butter Tart" is? I just watched a video about linguistics in Canada (in class) and it said that "Butter Tart" was a strictly Canadian phrase and I find that hard to believe?
This is what a butter tart looks like:
It anyone is interested in a recipe I can also provide this.
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RE: The Shitposting Thread
11-06-2015, 09:54 PM
what she says: I'm fine.
what she means: Milli as a prefix means 1000, or sometimes 1000 times smaller (mL, mg). So, if a millipede is a tiny many-legged creature, does that mean there is a "pede" that has only one leg, or is massive? And are they friendly, like millipedes, or are they evil, like centipedes? Is there an "eviler-as-it-has-less-legs" trend, and if so, is it logarithmic? Have they not started attacking humans because they are trapped underground? Should I be preparing for the pede apocalypse?
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11-06-2015, 11:37 PM
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RE: The Shitposting Thread
11-07-2015, 02:46 AM
"evil evil evil evil evil EVIL"
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RE: The Shitposting Thread
11-07-2015, 07:22 AM
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RE: The Shitposting Thread
11-07-2015, 01:07 PM
I found an image of a baby pede:
Thank you wheat for allowing me to more specify my search with the term "one foot"
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11-07-2015, 02:05 PM
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RE: The Shitposting Thread
11-07-2015, 02:40 PM
(11-07-2015, 01:07 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »... image of a baby pede ...
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RE: The Shitposting Thread
11-07-2015, 07:21 PM
apparently a snake born with a foot
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11-08-2015, 05:57 PM
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RE: The Shitposting Thread
11-10-2015, 09:27 PM
Hello there. I would like to discuss the idea of 'posting at a low quality threshold', or 'shitposting'. Would you say that shitposting is a system wherein higher quality posts rise to the top, and the remaining slurry collects at the bottom? Is there a quality control engineer? Are there permitted concentrations of spelling mistakes, grammatical errors, and offtopic banter? Please return a reply soon at the following address:
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RE: The Shitposting Thread
11-11-2015, 11:54 PM
(11-11-2015, 12:43 PM)Wheat Wrote: »shitposting can be one or more of the following:- croissant
- to make sexy happen
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RE: The Shitposting Thread
11-12-2015, 12:48 AM
I am marking worksheets at work and putting stickers on everything as usual
I have a pack of stickers which come in nine designs, each of which is a ghost doing summer beach fun/nautical/piratical activities.
There are two quintessentially gender essentialist (gender quintessentialist?) designs, of a ghost in a pink bikini and a ghost in a grass skirt, for reasons I wish were opaque to me these are also the only two ghosts with eyelash and big-ass ribbons on their heads
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11-12-2015, 06:14 AM
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RE: The Shitposting Thread
11-12-2015, 11:22 PM
(11-12-2015, 02:06 AM)Wheat Wrote: » (11-12-2015, 02:00 AM)Wheat Wrote: »*in science-laden poindexter voice* ACTually, this topic is all tomfoolery and nonsense for a more basic reason; I have done several rigorous calculations, and found that ghosts do not exist.
that's my impression of what marelo sounds like. they actually tried passing something like this off on me to my face if you can believe it
have you considered that ghosts are the fakest shit
and that you are the faker
the fraud
the yanker of chains in this interaction
my chain is yanked and i want you to think about what you've done
also my voice is different depending on who is hearing it, it's a magic thing, don't worry about it
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RE: The Shitposting Thread
11-12-2015, 11:32 PM
Hello Marelo I see you are unrepentant in your no-ghosts-boasting
May I present a counterargument
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RE: The Shitposting Thread
11-13-2015, 02:13 AM
ehy vrybodi ts ur favrit presn sy. nao nrmlee Shcrz iiz a priti kewlgui bt tday si dd sumthn rly nkewl wit hr hiprlnk adn oi tihkn disis a priti egregious brhc uv coonfedenz. ty 4 lissennign.
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11-13-2015, 02:34 AM
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RE: The Shitposting Thread
11-13-2015, 02:52 AM
(This post was last modified: 11-13-2015, 02:53 AM by Sai.)
The poll at the top has an interesting 'feature'
I find it fitting for the thread.
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RE: The Shitposting Thread
11-13-2015, 02:38 PM
spectral studies more like spectral duddies
like duds
heh
my magical inquiries have proven without a doubt that ghosts are not real things, they're so fake, don't even
that you got duped by some charlatans waving chains around, for shame
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RE: The Shitposting Thread
11-17-2015, 10:16 PM
I really do enjoy me a fresh croissant:
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RE: The Shitposting Thread
11-18-2015, 05:30 AM
I don't know if you were trying to disappoint me with that image Reyweld but to be honest if you were you failed.
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11-18-2015, 09:25 PM
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RE: The Shitposting Thread
11-19-2015, 01:49 AM
it's mighty tasty, full of vitamins, and, plot twist, dough!
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RE: The Shitposting Thread
05-13-2016, 11:56 PM
Humm, humm, humm-mm-mmm!
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