The Grand Tweet II: Finished

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The Grand Tweet II: Finished
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
Bob put away MIGHTY, and then looked on the floor. "Could it be... IT IS."

IT WAS LIVING HONEY!
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
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windswept legions flowed in the air

the gho s ts of a thousand

and the wind

was among them


alowly

leaching


a gale, a breeze, a-
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
Baskerville saw the entire world change. Everything looked straight out of an Alien movie. "Oh hell no. I'm not gettin' facehugged tonight."
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
"Greetings, human!" a kind alien said. "How can I assist you?"
Loquacious was startled.
"Er, could you please keep any disturbances away?"
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
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giant insects all over him

oh god aliens

i hate aliens
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
With Dracula gone, Brad suddenly finds himself surrounded by stinging insects.
"Do you want a drink?" one asked. "NO" he said, swatting it.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
"Greetings human! Welcome to our plane-"
"KILL IT. KILL IT WITH GLASS."
Clones swarmed the innocent alien, murdering it up good.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
Conway decided to try a less disastrous method this round. He found the head alien- shut up he did- and convinced him the others were evil.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
"Who wants biscuits?" Willow don't care 'bout no tea! These gurls need some kickin' dance moves! She blasted her song.
quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
As it turned out, the LIVING HONEY was really nice, but Bob thought it was a trick!

"YOU CAN'T TRICK ME HONEY!"
He punched it!
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
"That music is awfully loud", the tree groaned. "I shall go and put a stop to it."
Unfortunately he got lost and tripped over a wizard.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
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slowly removing himself from
the writhing sea,
he arrives on a bank
of honeycomb,
sees cloning man

"are you
are you a muse?"

(please say yes)
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
"...getthehellouttahere..."
A large alien tapped Loquacious on the shoulder.
"I'm going to have to ask you to stop your evil spell, sir."
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
"ALIENS EVERYWHERE. FUUUCK. WHERE IS PREDATOR WHEN YOU NEED HIM?" Baskerville then saw a tree/wizard pile. "CLOSE ENOUGH."
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
"I dislike alien insects, but these ones are polite", Brad said upon being asked to become the Predator.
"Therefore, get stuffed."
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
Man, after that one action, what else was there to do? He was kinda hungry.

And there is a lot of honey...
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
"My spell isn't evil... ack!"
A tree tripped over Loquacious at that moment.
"Oh dear. I'm sorry about that, sir. And about arresting you."
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
"Don't let haters keep me off my grind..."

- "Miss, we don't take kindly to foul language!"

Say what?
quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
"Well screwhowhooooo you!" Baskerville unleashed the clones on the pair. While running like a sissy baby girl.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
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poet was ignored, in favor of the tree

the wordsmith
hated
hated the tree

he was going to kill that tree

like he killed his DREAMS
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
Conway could see everything. The entire hive, and every worker within it. It would be too much to handle for somebody that wasn't Conway.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
Bob jumped and punched the cop that was arresting Loquacious.

"Let's go Wizardman, to the Obviously Evil Leader!"
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
Then the head alien arrested Loquacious, Brad, and Baskerville's clones on charges of being evil. They were detained in comfy honeycombs.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
"Not again" he sighed, pressing against the bars.

Percy perched atop a nearby spire, a red gleam in his eye.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
But having prisoners break into song and dance was Willow's thing! Dipping her hair in honey she performed her movie clip in the hive cells.
quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur.